Nosing the Stilton

[Saddle bum]

Nearly lost it, didn't I?

At a function the other night and the cheese came arond. Nice bit of Stilton looked inviting.

Then some tt takes his knife and cuts the nose right off it and looks so fking pleased with himself. Where have these morons been. fking ignorant bd. My face must have given the game away, because he asked if everything was alright. I said I would make do with some of the other cheese on offer. He still didn't get it.

Felt like taking the rest and shoving it up his arse.

[Saddle bum]

Blown2CV said:

did the OP ever reply to this thread or has he run away with his cheesy fingers in his ears?

[snip]

No, I haven't run away, I've been rolling out a new PC and the associated probs reduce other things to minor proportions.

However, some contributors grasped the real meaning behind my wailing in the OP. It's a "me first and fk you thing" or pure ignorance and some cottoned on to that and responded.

The same thing happened again this week. My chums sitting around let rip muted howls of laughter at my reaction when some toad slid his knife through the Stilton's pointy portion. No hope for some.........

[Saddle bum]

kev b said:

The OP has admitted to dining with the lower orders on two occasions, is it time he handed in his Toffs membership card?

I have an exaggerated sense of Noblesse Oblige.