Lunch

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It came from an industrial estate and cost £4. The sausages are deep fried and have so little meat content they could probably be passed off as vegetarian. The eggs are slightly over-cooked. I had to microwave my own beans. Greg fking Wallace would probably say the hash browns need more seasoning. Overall it is grotesquely unhealthy.

But that, my friends, was a bloody good fry-up.