Masterchef Final, some questions. Well,only two really...

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I've just watched the first part of the final and found I got all choked up when the one who looks like Ming The Merciless had a moist moment in his apron.
(I probably could have phrased that better).

Does this mean I'm becoming a gheyer?

If so, does anyone know where I could buy some leather trousers?

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With only minutes to go I've had to accept that if he (Ming) wins, I'll be very hard-pressed not to shed a manly tear.

If he loses I can't see how I'll avoid exactly the same thing.

It's a bit of a worry.

Anyway, excuse me I've got tissues to find. (Stop it!)

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Miss Pitstop said:

I'm so glad I'm not alone, Pistonheads has not let me down as "Ming" has had me in tears tonight!!!

I really want him to win, he seems such a nice bloke, and a bloomin good cook.

Now that I'm once more in a position to see the keyboard, I can assure you that henceforth you'll never be alone again. (I've been done for Stalking eight times).

Ming's blissful moment of victory was only slightly tainted by my wife playing "I'm coming out" as I sobbed quietly into my enchilada.

She'll have to go.

I'm feeling delightfully uplifted and the world has become a brighter place.

(In the event that either Parakitamol or moleamol are lurking and conspiring darkly, my reference to stalking was intended to be light-hearted and probably doesn't really merit being reported).

YIPPEEEEE!! I'm going to vatch it again.