Jay Z kicks off Glastonbury set with
Discussion
Twit said:
adycav said:
How hard is it to 'rap'?
Bloody hard to do well! you tried it?? have a go... Its a definite skill, as is the sampling to get the tracks. There is as much talent in doing it well as there is in any other genre of music.
Good job Jayzee isn't here - he'd be s
tting himself.mybrainhurts said:
MonkeyHanger said:
sjp63 said:
If they thought it was utter crap i would agree with the scouse tossers
Tossers they most certainly are, but they're from Manchester
Will somebody please introduce an axe to their skulls...?
adycav said:
He played his one song that I knew (99 probs) first.
And even that is not his song.Original by Ice T (featuring Brother Marquis)
A classic rap song (hope the swear filter works)
Yeah, last year a lot of motherf
kers asked mewhy I didn't do no old sex nasty s
tBut this year I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live
Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherf
kin nigga)Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems
All these niggaz is havin girl problem, Marq
(Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is)
Lemme tell you what time is it...
I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West
Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a b
h with hair, a bh with noneA b
h with a knife, a bh with a gunA b
h with a ass big as a TV setAnd there's a b
h over there; hey, the one I'm gonna getBut yo but maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to a vet; I'll slam a sista though, word
Ice in the whole damn herd
I f
k 'em all and leave 'em on the curveI got a b
h with a mink, who rocks a fat gold linkwho likes to f
k me with her ass up on the kitchen sinkGot a b
h with tits, a bh with assA b
h with none, but hey I give her a passAnd I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a b
h ain't one - hit it...Nah a b
h ain't one[Ice-T]
I got a b
h that's old, a bh that's newA b
h who love velvet in the colors blueI got a b
h who's fat, a bh who's builtA b
h who all her titties give out powdered milkI got a b
h who's funny, a bh who ain'tA b
h who can sing, a bh who cain't A b
h who loves fkin on a airplane.. I even got a b
h off +Soul Train+ I got a b
h who rolls a rag-top Benz..Long ends
I got a b
h who's broke as a bum..But she's the most fun
I got a b
h who play piano, a bh who don't A b
h who dances naked, a bh who won'tA b
h who's short, a bh who's tallA b
h who burns my pager with priority callsAnd I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a b
h ain't one - hit meYo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you show
these motherf
kers all the over the world; the 2 Live styleof how the b
hes treat a motherfkin fly nigga like you[Brother Marquis]
I got 99 problems and a b
h ain't one of themI don't trip on hos, cause I don't need none of them
Pussy's the temptation, dick's the persuasion
All hos suck cock nigga how you play 'em?
That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em
Stick dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em
The nigga the one-nighter, the b
h exciterI only love my hos when I'm goin up inside her
Problem number one is gettin money
I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey
So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't offerin
I go hard on my b
hes, cause I'm never never softeninPuttin the demand on 'em, f
k 'em and scram on 'emThe "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" game is ran on 'em
So f
k how you feel, you fkin cheap thrillI hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill
Gettin pussy's just another expense
If pussy pays the bills then dick pays the rent
I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum
I've got 99 problems and a b
h ain't one![Ice-T]
Ha! Yo Marquis my motherf
ker you got problems man? (A b
h ain't one) Aww st!Now let me tell you how to do this s
t[M] I got a b
h that loves to G[I] She'll f
k you right after she fks me[M] I got a b
h who loves both[I] I got a b
h who loves handcuffs and ropes[I] I got a b
h that's fast, a bh that's slow[M] A b
h that's a virgin and a bh that's a ho[I] A b
h that lies[M] A b
h that's true[I] A b
h who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "bhes 2"[I] I got a b
h that's cool[M] A b
h that's hot[I] A b
h who loves rap, a bh who loves rock[I] A b
h who's lost and one who knows where it's at[I] She gets up under me and purrs like a cat
[M] I got a b
h that runs, I got a bh that walks[M] I got a b
h that yells, I got a bh who talks [I] I got a b
h that's dirty, got a bh that's neat[I] I got a super fine b
h that I knocked in the swap meet[Ice-T]
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
I got 99 problems and a b
h ain't one - hit me...No a b
h ain't one..(Huh, you know a b
h ain't one!)[Ice-T]
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my motherf
kin rent MarquisBut a b
h ain't one [Brother Marquis]
Man you got yourself nothin man
f
k them raggedy stank-ass hos nigga[Ice-T]
A b
h ain't oneI got a problems stayin out here on these streets
with the police trying to take a nigga out, y'know?
But a b
h ain't oneGot problems with motherf
kers.. buyin my recordsBut a b
h ain't one [Brother Marquis]
f
k 'em all, nigga fk them motherfkers[Ice-T]
Youknahmsayin? A b
h ain't one Got problems man
[Brother Marquis]
All them motherf
kers can kiss my motherfkin ass.. f'real[Ice-T]
Really, niggaz worryin about b
hes They better, they better find somethin else to worry about
[fades out]
B17NNS said:
adycav said:
He played his one song that I knew (99 probs) first.
And even that is not his song.Original by Ice T (featuring Brother Marquis)
A classic rap song (hope the swear filter works)
Yeah, last year a lot of motherf
kers asked mewhy I didn't do no old sex nasty s
tBut this year I went down to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live
Brother Marquis in the house! (Yeah I'm the motherf
kin nigga)Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems
All these niggaz is havin girl problem, Marq
(Huh, tell them man, tell them how it is)
Lemme tell you what time is it...
I got a ho from the East, got a ho from the West
Got a ho that likes to jack it off and rub it in her chest
I got a ho from the North, a ho from the South
A ho that likes to suck it long and hold it in her mouth
I got a b
h with hair, a bh with noneA b
h with a knife, a bh with a gunA b
h with a ass big as a TV setAnd there's a b
h over there; hey, the one I'm gonna getBut yo but maybe not, she might not like me though
No sweat to a vet; I'll slam a sista though, word
Ice in the whole damn herd
I f
k 'em all and leave 'em on the curveI got a b
h with a mink, who rocks a fat gold linkwho likes to f
k me with her ass up on the kitchen sinkGot a b
h with tits, a bh with assA b
h with none, but hey I give her a passAnd I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a b
h ain't one - hit it...Nah a b
h ain't one[Ice-T]
I got a b
h that's old, a bh that's newA b
h who love velvet in the colors blueI got a b
h who's fat, a bh who's builtA b
h who all her titties give out powdered milkI got a b
h who's funny, a bh who ain'tA b
h who can sing, a bh who cain't A b
h who loves fkin on a airplane.. I even got a b
h off +Soul Train+ I got a b
h who rolls a rag-top Benz..Long ends
I got a b
h who's broke as a bum..But she's the most fun
I got a b
h who play piano, a bh who don't A b
h who dances naked, a bh who won'tA b
h who's short, a bh who's tallA b
h who burns my pager with priority callsAnd I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
Got 99 problems and a b
h ain't one - hit meYo Marquis - you from Miami man why don't you show
these motherf
kers all the over the world; the 2 Live styleof how the b
hes treat a motherfkin fly nigga like you[Brother Marquis]
I got 99 problems and a b
h ain't one of themI don't trip on hos, cause I don't need none of them
Pussy's the temptation, dick's the persuasion
All hos suck cock nigga how you play 'em?
That's why I don't sleep on 'em, I just freak on 'em
Stick dick in they mouth; take it out and I skeet on 'em
The nigga the one-nighter, the b
h exciterI only love my hos when I'm goin up inside her
Problem number one is gettin money
I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey
So don't expect nuttin cause I ain't offerin
I go hard on my b
hes, cause I'm never never softeninPuttin the demand on 'em, f
k 'em and scram on 'emThe "wham, bam, thank you ma'am" game is ran on 'em
So f
k how you feel, you fkin cheap thrillI hope you took the pill cause I won't pay the bill
Gettin pussy's just another expense
If pussy pays the bills then dick pays the rent
I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum
I've got 99 problems and a b
h ain't one![Ice-T]
Ha! Yo Marquis my motherf
ker you got problems man? (A b
h ain't one) Aww st!Now let me tell you how to do this s
t[M] I got a b
h that loves to G[I] She'll f
k you right after she fks me[M] I got a b
h who loves both[I] I got a b
h who loves handcuffs and ropes[I] I got a b
h that's fast, a bh that's slow[M] A b
h that's a virgin and a bh that's a ho[I] A b
h that lies[M] A b
h that's true[I] A b
h who's a man BECAUSE THEY'RE "bhes 2"[I] I got a b
h that's cool[M] A b
h that's hot[I] A b
h who loves rap, a bh who loves rock[I] A b
h who's lost and one who knows where it's at[I] She gets up under me and purrs like a cat
[M] I got a b
h that runs, I got a bh that walks[M] I got a b
h that yells, I got a bh who talks [I] I got a b
h that's dirty, got a bh that's neat[I] I got a super fine b
h that I knocked in the swap meet[Ice-T]
And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
And they love me back - that's why they stay with me
So if you havin girl problems, I'll be there for you son
I got 99 problems and a b
h ain't one - hit me...No a b
h ain't one..(Huh, you know a b
h ain't one!)[Ice-T]
Youknahmsayin? I got problems with my motherf
kin rent MarquisBut a b
h ain't one [Brother Marquis]
Man you got yourself nothin man
f
k them raggedy stank-ass hos nigga[Ice-T]
A b
h ain't oneI got a problems stayin out here on these streets
with the police trying to take a nigga out, y'know?
But a b
h ain't oneGot problems with motherf
kers.. buyin my recordsBut a b
h ain't one [Brother Marquis]
f
k 'em all, nigga fk them motherfkers[Ice-T]
Youknahmsayin? A b
h ain't one Got problems man
[Brother Marquis]
All them motherf
kers can kiss my motherfkin ass.. f'real[Ice-T]
Really, niggaz worryin about b
hes They better, they better find somethin else to worry about
[fades out]
-
Stuart
Johnny said:
Seem to be a lot of haters...
Let's find out:http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
castrolcraig said:
adycav said:
The crowd look bored to me.
+1 id rather be watching massive attack....Its not totally my type of music, but I really like it! Glastonbury always used to be about diversity, I can remember being there when the Cure and the Stone Roses played and there was similar 'discussions' between cure fans and the new type ravers - this is no different, and it makes the whole thing more interesting.
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