Why is there always one ugly band member?

Why is there always one ugly band member?

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Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

244 months

Tuesday 17th August 2010
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mblade123 said:
That Bloke from the Corrs
Phil Jupitus used to do a routine about him, and the fact no-one paid him any attention. IIRC it ended up with him on stage sucking off a goat during one of their gigs and still being ignored.

Captain Flashman

653 posts

173 months

Tuesday 17th August 2010
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Justayellowbadge said:
mblade123 said:
That Bloke from the Corrs
Phil Jupitus used to do a routine about him, and the fact no-one paid him any attention. IIRC it ended up with him on stage sucking off a goat during one of their gigs and still being ignored.
That bloke from the Corrs is a proper nutter he has a website dedicated to all sorts of out there conspiracy theories

crofty1984

15,940 posts

206 months

Tuesday 17th August 2010
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Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:
Liam and Noel Gallegher. If they hadn't formed Oasis, they'd probably still be virgins.



Edited by Tow Vehicle Rqrd on Tuesday 17th August 15:51
Anyone else think Liam looks like "Anthony" from Dead Man's Shoes?

mat205125

17,790 posts

215 months

Tuesday 17th August 2010
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Tow Vehicle Rqrd said:
Liam and Noel Gallegher. If they hadn't formed Oasis, they'd probably still be virgins.
.... with numerous missing teeth and black eyes, had they still ended up with their egos however without the bodyguards to hide behind whilst yelling "coom on then!!!"

AdeTuono

7,276 posts

229 months

Tuesday 17th August 2010
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I think that premise is a load of bks. I was once in a band, and all the other guys were quite good looking (in a non-gay way). Oh.......

pokethepope

2,662 posts

190 months

Tuesday 17th August 2010
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Webber3 said:
iAlex said:
Have you seen The Saturdays!?



There is no ugly one.
Maybe not from a distance, but closeup they're all surprisingly flawed.
You're Brad Depp-Clooney AICMFP.

It's a me

243 posts

174 months

Wednesday 18th August 2010
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HOGEPH

5,249 posts

188 months

Wednesday 18th August 2010
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I must have been the most attractive one in the band I played in. However, I was hidden behind a large drum kit, and therefore very rarely pulled anything apart from myself after the gig.

skene

2,317 posts

174 months

Wednesday 18th August 2010
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Skylinecrazy said:
Anyone else think the ginger from Girls Aloud is the most attractive? No?
Yeah, I really do! I thought it was only me.

Skylinecrazy said:
Anyway, how do you think the Proclaimers feel? They have two ugly members.
Oi, they are our Countries leading pop stars hehe

Tminus2mins

Original Poster:

30 posts

167 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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skene said:
Skylinecrazy said:
Anyone else think the ginger from Girls Aloud is the most attractive? No?
Yeah, I really do! I thought it was only me.

Skylinecrazy said:
Anyway, how do you think the Proclaimers feel? They have two ugly members.
Oi, they are our Countries leading pop stars hehe
Thats the other one i couldn't think of. Ginger-minger from Girls Aloud

ukwill

8,922 posts

209 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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iAlex said:
Have you seen The Saturdays!?



There is no ugly one.
You realise this is Pistonheads, right?

ukwill

8,922 posts

209 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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Webber3 said:
iAlex said:
Have you seen The Saturdays!?



There is no ugly one.
Maybe not from a distance, but closeup they're all surprisingly flawed.
....I knew it...rofl

Neil H

15,323 posts

253 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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Webber3 said:
iAlex said:
Have you seen The Saturdays!?



There is no ugly one.
Maybe not from a distance, but closeup they're all surprisingly flawed.
The only thing flawed is your eyesight, sunshine.

useyourdellusion

5,648 posts

192 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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^^Airbrushing has a lot to answer for....

Although that Frankie(?)The middle one) looked pretty tasty when she appeared on Never Mind the Buzzcocks.

iAlex

17,021 posts

197 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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Webber3 said:
iAlex said:
Have you seen The Saturdays!?



There is no ugly one.
Maybe not from a distance, but closeup they're all surprisingly flawed.
Every single male on PH has TVR and a drop dead gorgeous OH, right?

There are no ugly middle ages blokes on PH, oh no way.

Sometimes i despair of you lot

biggrin

MGZRod

8,090 posts

178 months

Thursday 19th August 2010
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Skylinecrazy said:
Anyone else think the ginger from Girls Aloud is the most attractive? No?
God yes, she reminds me of a girl I know. I would destroy it.