The X Factor : 2014
Discussion
Well, it's back; starting Saturday.
Scary Spice should be good value for money as a judge. Cheryl will blub, as usual. Walsh will get the equivalent of a singing Rod Hull & Emu through to the final. Cowell will have a smile like The Terminator 'cause Botox really is the done thing for middle-aged men, isn't it?
The boys will - generally - all sing falsetto, like the damp patches they always are
The girls will - generally - all warble, like the Carey wannabees they think they are
The groups will all - generally - be derivative, like they think they're not
The "overs" (I fvcking hate that term) will - for the most part - have huge, cultured voices that deserve a bigger audience, but are ditched for not being relevant which they aren't
Scary Spice should be good value for money as a judge. Cheryl will blub, as usual. Walsh will get the equivalent of a singing Rod Hull & Emu through to the final. Cowell will have a smile like The Terminator 'cause Botox really is the done thing for middle-aged men, isn't it?
The boys will - generally - all sing falsetto, like the damp patches they always are
The girls will - generally - all warble, like the Carey wannabees they think they are
The groups will all - generally - be derivative, like they think they're not
The "overs" (I fvcking hate that term) will - for the most part - have huge, cultured voices that deserve a bigger audience, but are ditched for not being relevant which they aren't
I look forward to it as a very, very guilty pleasure
B.J.W said:
Sarkmeister said:
Anyone else notice that the older fella part of "Kitten and the Hip" was the lead singer of Freak Power?
Drive Through Booty is a classic album, can't believe he has ended up in a X Factor audition.
He looked like he was doing just fine to me......Drive Through Booty is a classic album, can't believe he has ended up in a X Factor audition.
Loved her agonising over whether to dump him and go it alone
Is that true about him being the lead singer of Freak Power or a joke?
M.
Edited by marcosgt on Monday 1st September 10:00
yes it's true. Ashley Slater
and here's a vid of Kitten and The Hip that has 100,00+ views on Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETAKCFtgYTI
and here's a vid of Kitten and The Hip that has 100,00+ views on Youtube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETAKCFtgYTI
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