junior apprentice

[SystemParanoia]

Just started now

[g4ry13]

I'm already laughing at some of those nerds. This is going to be stupid.

[Slinky]

I want to kill them all already.. including Lord Sugar..

[g4ry13]

Isn't Brady the "shrewd" business lady the one who shagged the football club director.

[Westy Pre-Lit]

Slinky said:

I want to kill them all already.. including Lord Sugar..

Was just about to post that exact comment before you beat me to it

[g4ry13]

That jordan guy is a pillock and that baby face kid looks crap.

[Slinky]

M4FFU said:

Westy Pre-Lit said:

Slinky said:

I want to kill them all already.. including Lord Sugar..

Was just about to post that exact comment before you beat me to it

Me too They've got me angry already and have barely spoken!

I must now leave the sitting room and retire to the study, for I fear that my TV is in grave danger...

[The_Burg]

Kind of scary, there like the real w@nkers and bell ends, just smaller and less furry.
(Well most of them, no way the beardy kid is only 17).

[JAM35F]

ten minutes in... i hate that Jordan brat, anyone to win but him at the moment.
Bet the blonde gets pregnant first.

[Zad]

Paging GI_Jnr

The producers are always good at making you hate the contestants. However, I really do want to slap em all with a brick wall...

[The_Burg]

Looking forward to the 'boleg brothers' version.
SPANG!!!

[Ganglandboss]

First suggestion for the girls' team name - 'Synergy'. Here we go - 'Junior Management wk'!

And who the fk polished that lanky tosser's suit?

[Mr E Driver]

I think they should blot out the number plate on his car, just in case somebody clones it

[Westy Pre-Lit]

What's the betting the kid you likes maths is gonna do one big mashooove maths fk up.

[The_Burg]

Now who likes cheese??
Hmm mice, wonder if the pet shop wants some?

[carreauchompeur]

fk me, how much of an obnoxious little turd is Jordan?

I like the chap with the beard who has a gardening business- The only one who looks adult!

[carreauchompeur]

Ha! I suspect they might mis-identify the cheese.

[Zad]

This is all rather like Task 1 from the previous adult series. Mis-identifying the product, and buggering off to let someone else do the job, then blame them later.

Edited for crap typing.

Edited by Zad on Wednesday 12th May 21:24

[Republik]

To me it feels like I'm watching an Apprentice version of Bugsy Malone. Young kids in oversized suits trying to act like adults!

Also, it's making me hungry and I'm just tucking into some cheese and biscuits.

[FourWheelDrift]

I hate them all. I feel the urge to ask them all to hand over their lunch money.

Anyway, I thought child labour was illegal Sugar. (They don't all look 16-17 to me).