Britain's Got Talent 2011

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North West Tom

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179 months

Wednesday 13th April 2011
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Starts Saturday!!

Eric Mc

122,282 posts

267 months

Wednesday 13th April 2011
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Thanks for the warning.

KB_S1

5,967 posts

231 months

Wednesday 13th April 2011
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Thankfully I am never near a TV on a Saturday. Any other days to be avoided? Actually it is on ITV I think so I will be safe anyway.

Castrol Craig

18,073 posts

208 months

Wednesday 13th April 2011
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seriously? Id rather lop my nads off with a rusty razor blade.


North West Tom

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179 months

Wednesday 13th April 2011
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laugh

Shaw Tarse

31,544 posts

205 months

Wednesday 13th April 2011
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EDLT

15,421 posts

208 months

Wednesday 13th April 2011
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I bet someone shows off some incredible talent nobody gives a st about in six months time.

Shaw Tarse

31,544 posts

205 months

Wednesday 13th April 2011
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EDLT said:
I bet someone shows off some incredible talent nobody gives a st about in six months time.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13747...

Jasandjules

70,012 posts

231 months

Wednesday 13th April 2011
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No matter how much I hate myself for doing it, I just know I will be watching this.....

Shaw Tarse

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205 months

Wednesday 13th April 2011
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Jasandjules said:
No matter how much I hate myself for doing it, I just know I will be watching this.....
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

sherman

13,460 posts

217 months

Wednesday 13th April 2011
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Im so glad I work on a Saturday night and have control of the pubs TV smile so I dont have to watch that crap.

Jasandjules

70,012 posts

231 months

Wednesday 13th April 2011
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Shaw Tarse said:
Jasandjules said:
No matter how much I hate myself for doing it, I just know I will be watching this.....
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
rofl

rich85uk

3,453 posts

181 months

Wednesday 13th April 2011
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am i the only person cruel enough to meet up with mates, gather round the tv and laugh at the retarded pond life who seem to be every 3rd act before heading up to the pub.

they are easy to spot before their act start. either several young but rather fat women wearing far too little, often with a fanny belly

middle age- oldish ladies, generally scary looking with wire brush like hair, an ex husband under their patio and more than likely a house with 30+ cats, all more important than any man they have met (susan boyle somehow was an exception)

retired men,whose hobbies include doing day to day chors wearing womens underwear,child porn and a complete colletion of every single piece of offical star trek merchandise ever to be sold

paulmeow

95 posts

167 months

Thursday 14th April 2011
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they said they were cutting down on dance acts this year as people are bored of them now.
so that leaves children living their singing career untill their voice breaks and its over.

only a few "variety acts" seem to get through.


also never thought i would have simon cowell as a judge over anyone, but FLUFFING david hasslehoff. he is the least funny, most annoying person they could have got. i would quite happily kick him in the head

Jasandjules

70,012 posts

231 months

Thursday 14th April 2011
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paulmeow said:
also never thought i would have simon cowell as a judge over anyone, but FLUFFING david hasslehoff. he is the least funny, most annoying person they could have got. i would quite happily kick him in the head
I think my hatred of lovemeselftoomuch will be balanced by the amusement I am expecting from McIntyre (sp?)....

Skii

1,633 posts

193 months

Thursday 14th April 2011
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If they actually had some talent on it rather than karaoke singers and dancing groups I'd be more excited.

LuS1fer

41,175 posts

247 months

Thursday 14th April 2011
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Jasandjules said:
paulmeow said:
also never thought i would have simon cowell as a judge over anyone, but FLUFFING david hasslehoff. he is the least funny, most annoying person they could have got. i would quite happily kick him in the head
I think my hatred of lovemeselftoomuch will be balanced by the amusement I am expecting from McIntyre (sp?)....
I think we got the good deal getting rid of Piers Sh*thead.

Eric Mc

122,282 posts

267 months

Friday 15th April 2011
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rich85uk said:
am i the only person cruel enough to meet up with mates, gather round the tv and laugh at the retarded pond life who seem to be every 3rd act before heading up to the pub.

they are easy to spot before their act start. either several young but rather fat women wearing far too little, often with a fanny belly

middle age- oldish ladies, generally scary looking with wire brush like hair, an ex husband under their patio and more than likely a house with 30+ cats, all more important than any man they have met (susan boyle somehow was an exception)

retired men,whose hobbies include doing day to day chors wearing womens underwear,child porn and a complete colletion of every single piece of offical star trek merchandise ever to be sold
Look up the history of Bedlam Hospital. You would have fitted into that social scene quite well.

Progress - heh?

andyjo1982

4,961 posts

212 months

Friday 15th April 2011
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The auditions can be a laugh, same as the x factor, but then when the finals start i stop watching...

Jasandjules

70,012 posts

231 months

Friday 15th April 2011
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andyjo1982 said:
The auditions can be a laugh, same as the x factor, but then when the finals start i stop watching...
Then you missed the Gymnastic group who were awe inspiring!