Red Dwarf

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Pulse

10,922 posts

220 months

Wednesday 9th May 2012
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The line before that is better! One of my favourites!

...Or muffins. Or muffins. We don't like muffins around here. We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and definitely no smegging flapjacks.

The way he rolls his Rs is hilarious!

DanDC5

18,868 posts

169 months

Wednesday 9th May 2012
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rofl

DJRC

23,563 posts

238 months

Wednesday 9th May 2012
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We're a real Mickey Mouse operation arent we?

Mickey mouse?!! We aint even Betty Boup!

hornet

6,333 posts

252 months

Wednesday 9th May 2012
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"I'm watching you Gandhi!"

Morningside

24,113 posts

231 months

Wednesday 9th May 2012
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Sir, are you absolutely sure? it does mean changing the bulb.

Edited by Morningside on Wednesday 9th May 23:25

hornet

6,333 posts

252 months

Wednesday 9th May 2012
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"If you want me, I'll be in my quarters covered in taramasalata"

Edited by hornet on Wednesday 9th May 22:15

Mastiff

2,515 posts

243 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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hornet said:
"I'm watching you Gandhi!"
"There are always casualties in war Lister, otherwise it would just be a nasty argument with lots of pushing and shoving"

wormburner

31,608 posts

255 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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"your father is dad."

the snowman

163 posts

192 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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wormburner said:
"your father is dad."
"it says he passed away peacefully in his Jeep"

wormburner

31,608 posts

255 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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Your guitar was made of camphor wood! It must have been worth a fortune!

the snowman

163 posts

192 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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Kryten "They've taken Mr Rimmer! Sir, they've taken Mr Rimmer!"

Cat "Quick! Let's get out of here before they bring him back!"


wormburner

31,608 posts

255 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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This man is not guilty of manslaughter, he is only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer. That is his crime... it is also his punishment.

Alfa numeric

3,034 posts

181 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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hornet said:
"If you want me, I'll be in my quarters covered in taramasalata"
"Would it make any difference if it was... hummous?"

vetrof

2,517 posts

175 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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Cat; "Face it, they gone buddy. But look on the bright side, they gone buddy!"

Mastiff

2,515 posts

243 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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"I think we're all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is: what are we going to call ourselves? I think it comes down to a choice between "The League Against Salivating Monsters" or, my own personal preference, which is "The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society." One drawback with that--the abbreviation is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S."

hornet

6,333 posts

252 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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"All hands on deck! Swirly thing alert!"

Mastiff

2,515 posts

243 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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Lister: Cat.
Cat: Mm?
Lister: Did you ever see the Flintstones?
Cat: Of course.
Lister: Do you think Wilma's sexy?
Cat: Wilma Flintstone?
Lister: Maybe we've been alone in deep space for too long but every time I see that show, her body drives me crazy. Is it just me?
Cat: I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman who ever lived.
Lister: That's good, I thought I was goin' strange.
Cat: She's incredible!
Lister: What do you think of Betty?
Cat: Betty Rubble? Well, I would go with Betty...but I'd be thinkin' of Wilma.
Lister: This is stupid. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
Cat: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.
Lister: She'll never leave Fred and we know it.




wormburner

31,608 posts

255 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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Mastiff said:
Lister: Cat.
Cat: Mm?
Lister: Did you ever see the Flintstones?
Cat: Of course.
Lister: Do you think Wilma's sexy?
Cat: Wilma Flintstone?
Lister: Maybe we've been alone in deep space for too long but every time I see that show, her body drives me crazy. Is it just me?
Cat: I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman who ever lived.
Lister: That's good, I thought I was goin' strange.
Cat: She's incredible!
Lister: What do you think of Betty?
Cat: Betty Rubble? Well, I would go with Betty...but I'd be thinkin' of Wilma.
Lister: This is stupid. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone?
Cat: You're right. We're nuts. This is an insane conversation.
Lister: She'll never leave Fred and we know it.


Brilliant bait and switch at the end. Just lovely.

DanDC5

18,868 posts

169 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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Cat - All in all a 100% successful trip!

Lister - Yea, but we've lost Rimmer

Cat - All in all a 100% successful trip! biggrin

8Ace

2,698 posts

200 months

Thursday 10th May 2012
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Cat - He's out to lunch man.

Rimmer - He's out to breakfast, lunch, dinner, tea, supper, the lot. He's not in for a single meal.