Quote it up with Phoenix Nights

[Justin Cyder]

I lost my hair worrying about yours.

[Fun Bus]

"I want to moonwalk son, but life's a sthouse."

[Rutter]

Pixel Pusher said:

Whenever I see the one with the pub quiz and they all sing the answer to Take my breath away.

Always makes me laugh.

Walking on the moon...

[Wheelrepairit]

Paddy--The bhes, if i hadnt of farted they would have bitten me head off.

Potter to the lad with tiger facepaint on, when he has used white make up to try and cover it. "Who do you think you are, Michael Jackson"

[Rabbo]

"the answer is Great Wall of China"

"what did we put?"

"Lisa Stansfield"

[Justin Cyder]

I'm good friends with the SAS me.

BUT YOU SEE YOU'RE NOT KENNY!

[srob]

Wheelrepairit said:

Potter to the lad with tiger facepaint on, when he has used white make up to try and cover it. "Who do you think you are, Michael Jackson"

I love that he has a tiger face for the whole series!

[GALLARDOGUY]

On TV: Police probe Leeds girls snatch... Can you help???

[andy_s]

'Jerrys Lucky Balls' where St Clair goes gangsta trippin' on cocodamol and pro-plus, sings chitty-chitty bang-bang and does a crowd dive

[essexplumber]

Keith Lard to Kenny Snr, "Do you know the Mexican for, help help, let us out we're burning, arggh?"

Kenny Snr looks thoughtfull, "Se comme met sonair, pito pito, arrgg"

[Justin Cyder]

The Keith Lard ep is my fave.

Den Perry: Time to unleash our guest speaker. He's a good lad this, his bark is worse than his bite.


If I had a wet nose & a waggly tail you'd let me.

[Thom987]

"I'm getting the name.....John! Is there a John in the audience?"

[srob]

"He's drawing a bloody dog"!

[Halb]

I'm getting the word...nonce!

Am ah right?!

[GALLARDOGUY]

Bulletproof vest baking trays...

[Trophy200]

The auditions at the end of each episode are brilliant. Even though I know what's going to happen I always lose it when the bad juggler reaches into his case for the flaming torches. The reactions of the committee are priceless.

Edited by Trophy200 on Friday 29th June 07:18

[Sprouts]

"belonged to me grandad. He shot a German wi this "

" Worrin war ?"

" No Benidorm, a row over a sun lounger "

Edited by Sprouts on Thursday 28th June 22:58

[Justin Cyder]

Is it me or do all pensioners stink of piss?

[mat13]

Most of the episodes currently seem to be on youtube in full http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xkRSuAPDdw

[DoctorX]

mat13 said:

Most of the episodes currently seem to be on youtube in full http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xkRSuAPDdw

Awesome, thanks. Easier than getting the dvds out.

Shabba....