Commonwealth Games Opening Ceremony: BBC1 8pm

[kenny.R400]

It's one of those "what were you doing when" moments............this is hilariously feckin' funny, so funny that I fear it's a p1sstake and a serious ceremony will start soon.

[moanthebairns]

wtf just bring in any auld chair fi the hoose

fk sake

be a volunteer, have you got a whole outfit featuring at least one colours of BENETTONS, yes

are you free Wednesday, yes

your in, oh bring a chair

[The Vambo]

moanthebairns said:

wtf just bring in any auld chair fi the hoose

fk sake

be a volunteer, have you got a whole outfit featuring at least one colours of BENETTONS, yes

are you free Wednesday, yes

your in, oh bring a chair

You don't realise quite how close you are... really.

[crmcatee]

I'm sure that guy works in my local Indian...

[Northern Munkee]

This is best bit, which nation has the most shaggable babes.

(I'll get my coat...)

[technodup]

This is power st.

[MG CHRIS]

The Vambo said:

moanthebairns said:

wtf just bring in any auld chair fi the hoose

fk sake

be a volunteer, have you got a whole outfit featuring at least one colours of BENETTONS, yes

are you free Wednesday, yes

your in, oh bring a chair

You don't realise quite how close you are... really.

I just burstd out laughing with that.

[lord trumpton]

Utter rubbish. The crowing glory was the circle bit at the end where they were all prancing around with chairs and coloured suits.

Dogst

[moanthebairns]

I cant fking swim and it rains a st loads here and I manage

[The Vambo]

Wonder how many thing Charlie Boorman has thrown at the TV so far.

[snuffy]

I see now; it's a television fundraising event for Unicef.

[BoRED S2upid]

How much has this opening ceremony cost?

[crmcatee]

Is the dog to bloody lazy to walk..

[moanthebairns]

BoRED S2upid said:

How much has this opening ceremony cost?

18 glass bottles and a few chairs

[snuffy]

BoRED S2upid said:

How much has this opening ceremony cost?

They had change from a fiver !

[TVR nut]

Good to see Euan Mcgregor could be bothered getting off his a**e and turning up in person to beg for cash

[bazza white]

This is what an independent Scotland can achieve :ROFL:

[crmcatee]

Nice touch of the Malaysians having the flag at half mast.

[Fishtigua]

What about the alphabetical nation entries? All I wanted to see were the Antiguan team, then I could turn this shyte off.

[driver67]

crmcatee said:

I'm sure that guy works in my local Indian...

Was it this guy ?

He owns the place. Ace guy. Mr. Ali Shan. Top bowling coach etc.

Of the Alishan Restaurant, called up to bowl for Pakistan as they had a shortage of players.

His food is excellent and highly recommended if your ever in Glasgow.