Weird Secret crush's from TV

[Tuvra]

I can't believe Sheridan Smith & Susanna Reid are in this thread? They are on my "literally would give anything for a go" list?

[Dog Star]

From the council thread, although she is proper fit so probably not weird enough for this thread - Angela Raynor.

[Mr Gearchange]

Zippee said:

And after watching the recent series of Taskmaster I have a weird cougar crush on Sally Phillips.

Me too. Enormously. She also seems to be very highly sexed/frustrated which adds to the allure.

[RicksAlfas]

Mr Gearchange said:

Zippee said:

And after watching the recent series of Taskmaster I have a weird cougar crush on Sally Phillips.

Me too. Enormously. She also seems to be very highly sexed/frustrated which adds to the allure.

She has a strangely shaped, but very attractive mouth!
She was very funny on Taskmaster.

[sinbaddio]

Robster said:

Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah said:

Suzie Dent off Countdown. I bet she's really not so innocent!

Proven by checking out her guide to.... On All 4 app nsfw

Just watched this, bloody brilliant! (not for the office) And very nice that Ms Dent isn't hidden away behind a desk.

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/susie-dents-gui...

[anonymous-user]

Liza Tarbuck.
Johnny Peacock's dance partner on Strictly, Oti something.
Miranda Richardson.

[ben5575]

OpulentBob said:

Liza Tarbuck.
Johnny Peacock's dance partner on Strictly, Oti something.
Miranda Richardson.

Ah Oti - teetering ever so slightly on the wrong side of mental to ensure utter madness, but without full on pyscho. Perfect. You'd never get bored and die impoverished and happy.

I have to admit a soft spot for Ms Tarbuck as well which I feel quite dirty about, but I threw up a little at the mention of your third.

Edited to add, no I didn't! Just realised that the Miranda you're talking about isn't the Miranda conjured in my nightmares.

Edited by ben5575 on Wednesday 22 November 13:05

[schmunk]

ben5575 said:

Ah Oti - teetering ever so slightly on the wrong side of mental to ensure utter madness, but without full on pyscho. Perfect. You'd never get bored.

I have to admit a soft spot for Ms Tarbuck as well which I feel quite dirty about, but I threw up a little at the mention of your third.

I fear you've imagined the wrong Miranda.

This is Miranda Richardson - not at all weird for a crush:






(I suspect you're thinking of Miranda Hart)

[anonymous-user]

ben5575 said:

...but I threw up a little at the mention of your third.

Richardson (Queenie), not Hart (The Beast).

ETA just seen your edit!

[ben5575]

Yes! You've just beaten my edit!

MR is a good choice.

[Fermit The Krog and Sexy Sarah]

Mr Gearchange said:

Me too. Enormously. She also seems to be very highly sexed/frustrated which adds to the allure.

I get that. After seeing her documentary about her son with downs it’s evident that she’s a proper decent lass too

[Halb]

Europa1 said:

Yep - I think that fits the criterion of "weird".

She has a kick ass attitude and is drawn...correctly...
She could beat up the bullies for me.

[Pistom]

Do celebrity wives count?

[Steamer]

popeyewhite said:

Tuvra said:

Alex Polizzi the hotel inspector

Did you see her in Spectacular Spain? Christ....

Whats 'weird' about that?! Apart from you know she would have huge expectations.

I'd gladly give her the best 2 and half minutes of my life.

[marcosgt]

Can't imagine how anyone could consider Sally Philips or Helen Baxendale 'wierd crush' material.





Stef from Breakfast? Yes, very weird...



M

[schmunk]

Steamer said:

I'd gladly give her the best 2 and half minutes of my life.

I presume that includes undressing and folding clothes neatly before, then dressing again after.

[Foliage]

Sarah Hadland
Kate Silverton

[Vocal Minority]

Again - that would only be weird if you were perhaps a farm animal....or a tree

But for a human....not so much

[Composite Guru]

Not that weird but Laura Tobin for me.

Edited by Composite Guru on Wednesday 22 November 16:27

[Halmyre]

Foliage said:

Sarah Hadland

Weird?