The Apprentice 2019

[Wacky Racer]

I like Thomas Skinner, he's a proper geezer, and I suspect Sir Alan sees a lot of him in him too.

Most of the others are lightweights. (To quote Sir Alan)

That woman (The wine expert) is a real snotty cow.

[EarlofDrift]

Thesprucegoose said:

Says she is a librarian,yet many scantily clad photos all over the net.

Definitely looking for a reality career.

If her instagram photos are to be believed ( which they shouldn’t). She must be the best paid librarian in the U.K.

As Del Boy would say ‘posh tart’

[Halb]

I don't blame mr muscles losing his rag either, he was talking to a pair of morons. The one on the right particular so, he didn't understand the concept of not selling enough.

[JagLover]

Evangelion said:

And is it just me getting older, or is the totty better this year?

Well most of them look like they've used Homer's makeup gun. But that librarian....they didn't use to look like that when I was going to the library.

[maccas99]

EarlofDrift said:

If her instagram photos are to be believed ( which they shouldn’t). She must be the best paid librarian in the U.K.

As Del Boy would say ‘posh tart’

It would appear that she has also done some lingerie modelling in her past...

[JagLover]

maccas99 said:

EarlofDrift said:

If her instagram photos are to be believed ( which they shouldn’t). She must be the best paid librarian in the U.K.

As Del Boy would say ‘posh tart’

It would appear that she has also done some lingerie modelling in her past...

Does she have a YouTube channel?

That would probably be more entertaining than this season. It looks like the muppet percentage has reached 100%.

[anonymous-user]

Evangelion said:

And is it just me getting older, or is the totty better this year?

No, it really isn't. The reason the one or two look good this year is because the others are so bad. The face (and eyebrows) of the woman who was first to speak in the boardroom scene at the end (don't know her name) was something to behold - not in a good way.

I used to enjoy this show for all the wrong/right reasons but it's run it's course, I'm so bored of it all.

[aaron_2000]

That Ryan-Mark has such a punchable face. Might be the most irritating, pompous and pretentious dhead that's ever been on there.

[JagLover]

aaron_2000 said:

That Ryan-Mark has such a punchable face. Might be the most irritating, pompous and pretentious dhead that's ever been on there.

We thought exactly the same thing

Their tour should have offered everyone the option of punching him in the face, bound to be successful then.

[aaron_2000]

JagLover said:

aaron_2000 said:

That Ryan-Mark has such a punchable face. Might be the most irritating, pompous and pretentious dhead that's ever been on there.

We thought exactly the same thing

Their tour should have offered everyone the option of punching him in the face, bound to be successful then.

I thought a mix of Liberace and Michael McIntyre. What self respecting businessperson would go on TV and act and talk like that? You'd think these people would go on Dragons Den if they really wanted the investment.

[TheAngryDog]

aaron_2000 said:

JagLover said:

aaron_2000 said:

That Ryan-Mark has such a punchable face. Might be the most irritating, pompous and pretentious dhead that's ever been on there.

We thought exactly the same thing

Their tour should have offered everyone the option of punching him in the face, bound to be successful then.

I thought a mix of Liberace and Michael McIntyre. What self respecting businessperson would go on TV and act and talk like that? You'd think these people would go on Dragons Den if they really wanted the investment.

He looks like a st Frank Sidebottom.

[Zetec-S]

JagLover said:

Well most of them look like they've used Homer's makeup gun.

JagLover said:

But that librarian....they didn't use to look like that when I was going to the library.

What, you mean a miserable looking cow? I'd say that's fairly par for the course in a library...

[schmalex]

The one who looks like Biff Tanner from Back To The Future is hilarious!

What a bunch of vacuous fkwits, though

Edited by schmalex on Friday 4th October 21:58

[Hub]

schmalex said:

The one who looks like Biff Tanner from Back To The Future is hilarious!

What a bunch of vacuums fkwits, though

Ah - that's who he reminds me of, well the face - the voice is someone else! GEEZER!

As for Ryan-Mark it seems hilariously incongruous that this tory boy type has a double barrelled working class name!

[JagLover]

schmalex]The one who looks like Biff Tanner from Back To The Future is hilarious! said:

schmalex said:

What a bunch of vacuous fkwits, though

Last season was bad, but this year the don't seem to have anyone credible so far.

[soad]

On the subject of totty, there’s always been some proper lookers. I don’t recall many past episodes as tend to watch a few (and then literally switch off).
About to watch the latest one (as well as Meet the Candidates).

[South tdf]

maccas99 said:

It would appear that she has also done some lingerie modelling in her past...

Other half’s friend knows of her from horse riding.

Sounds like she is getting the kick start she wants to her “celebrity” career. As mentioned earlier, Love Island in suits, and in her case with Mr Muscles on one of Sugars “business trips”.

[Countdown]

Oakey said:

Also regarding Lottie. A librarian, in a school? That's not a real job, come on!

Why is it not “a real job”?

[Countdown]

JagLover said:

schmalex said:

What a bunch of vacuous fkwits, though

Last season was bad, but this year the don't seem to have anyone credible so far.

They’re not as vacuous as they’re portrayed (let’s be honest, that would probably Be scientifically impossible!). It’s mostly to do with the editing, the artificial silences, the glances of shock/horror/disbelief). In short, they’re made to look more stupid than they really are.

However, anybody with two brain cells would have known that before applying to go on the programme, so why would you apply to go on a programme that makes you look stupid, unless you were a bit stupid......?

Ive confused myself now......

[Scabutz]

RZ1 said:

wannabe fame hungry prats

That's just Alan Sugar and the two tts that sit beside him