The Apprentice - 2015

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Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

165 months

Thursday 17th December 2015
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The interviews were okay.

Richard got well and truly found out and Charleine's ambitious plan to go from 1 salon to world hair domination

was brought back down to earth.

drdel

434 posts

130 months

Thursday 17th December 2015
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Neither would get a cent of my cash.

£250k wouldn't pay for the software programming let alone any marketing etc. The 'idea' would be difficult to protect so within months of going live the competition will move into the same space and with a track record eat up the business. The best bet would be to get it established and try and sell the idea as a 'going concern' with the IPR to one of the bigger businesses in the field.

Franchised plumbing, give me strength why would any plumber stump up cash for a franchise? plumbing is a trade where a good tradesman can do very well start adding management costs and suddenly you need at least a team of 10 plumbers working to pay the management overhead. This guy ain't even broken through the VaT ceiling.

jammy_basturd

29,778 posts

214 months

Thursday 17th December 2015
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drdel said:
Neither would get a cent of my cash.

£250k wouldn't pay for the software programming let alone any marketing etc. The 'idea' would be difficult to protect so within months of going live the competition will move into the same space and with a track record eat up the business. The best bet would be to get it established and try and sell the idea as a 'going concern' with the IPR to one of the bigger businesses in the field.

Franchised plumbing, give me strength why would any plumber stump up cash for a franchise? plumbing is a trade where a good tradesman can do very well start adding management costs and suddenly you need at least a team of 10 plumbers working to pay the management overhead. This guy ain't even broken through the VaT ceiling.
1. With the right team you could easily prototype Vana's idea, see if there is traction and get it to a level where you could monetise it in the same way many games are. Whether you'd be profitable before the £250k ran out is a different matter, but £250k is more than enough to get version 1 done.

2. Dyno-rod are massively successful, in exactly the same way that a franchised, national plumbing business could be.

schmalex

13,616 posts

208 months

Thursday 17th December 2015
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drdel said:
Neither would get a cent of my cash.

£250k wouldn't pay for the software programming let alone any marketing etc. The 'idea' would be difficult to protect so within months of going live the competition will move into the same space and with a track record eat up the business. The best bet would be to get it established and try and sell the idea as a 'going concern' with the IPR to one of the bigger businesses in the field.

Franchised plumbing, give me strength why would any plumber stump up cash for a franchise? plumbing is a trade where a good tradesman can do very well start adding management costs and suddenly you need at least a team of 10 plumbers working to pay the management overhead. This guy ain't even broken through the VaT ceiling.
Erm. The VAT threshold is £82k turnover. He claims current T/O of c. £300k and GP of £60k

I'd say that's reasonably impressive for yr2 figures in any service business wink
Edited by schmalex on Thursday 17th December 22:56

rubystone

11,254 posts

261 months

Thursday 17th December 2015
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Bluedot said:
Not really, going on previous years he has gone with people utilizing their skills and experience:
Ricky Martin - Job agent, started a job agency
Mark Wright - Digital search engine bloke, started a company specialising in SEO
Leah Totton (genuinely don't remember her, although not sure how?!!) - Qualified dr, cosmetic surgeon - opens a skin clinic
Don't forget Inventor Tom. Did well with Stylefile, came to Sugar with plans to invent something else....several years later he's...flogging Stylefiles.

Clearly Sugar is teeing Joseph up to go down the expansion, not franchise route. Which is why I think he'll win.

paulw123

3,318 posts

192 months

Thursday 17th December 2015
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what a poor year of business plans. If I was Sugar I'd be 'investing' my 250k in coke and hookers

Laurel Green

30,801 posts

234 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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paulw123 said:
what a poor year of business plans. If I was Sugar I'd be 'investing' my 250k in coke and hookers
He'd certainly receive a better return.

Oakey

27,620 posts

218 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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rubystone said:
Don't forget Inventor Tom. Did well with Stylefile, came to Sugar with plans to invent something else....several years later he's...flogging Stylefiles.

Clearly Sugar is teeing Joseph up to go down the expansion, not franchise route. Which is why I think he'll win.
Tom must be really, really busy as he hasn't updated his blog in 18 months.

Bluedot

3,610 posts

109 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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rubystone said:
Don't forget Inventor Tom. Did well with Stylefile, came to Sugar with plans to invent something else....several years later he's...flogging Stylefiles.

Now I remember his original business plan centered on an office chair to help alleviate backpain or something ? Sugar at the time, seemed to dismiss the business plan but he clearly liked Tom as a person, which more or less makes a mockery of these business proposals they come up with. Am I remembering that correctly ?

rubystone

11,254 posts

261 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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Bluedot said:
Now I remember his original business plan centered on an office chair to help alleviate backpain or something ? Sugar at the time, seemed to dismiss the business plan but he clearly liked Tom as a person, which more or less makes a mockery of these business proposals they come up with. Am I remembering that correctly ?
I think you're correct.

smithyithy

7,290 posts

120 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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rubystone said:
Clearly Sugar is teeing Joseph up to go down the expansion, not franchise route. Which is why I think he'll win.
Seems that way doesn't it. But then what's so special about him? I'm sure there are many, many successful businesses out there that would benefit from 250k expansion money, the difference being that they haven't wasted 12 weeks trying to push a business plan for another method.

I do feel this program has lost it's way somewhat, and I hope they go back to the job rather than investment theme.

andy_s

19,424 posts

261 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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None of those ideas would even get in the lift let alone get in front of the Dragons. Utter pish ideas, especially considering they all thought they were gods gift to business.

Lurking Lawyer

4,534 posts

227 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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andy_s said:
Utter pish ideas, especially considering they all thought they were gods gift to business.
I do wonder just how many of them actually think that. They're clearly made by the production staff to come up with the cringeworthy self-aggrandising "straplines", and the candidates know that it's epected of them. Do they actually believe it though....? Some of the more delusional ones, perhaps, but I suspect that most of them just play the game and do it because they have to.

I do agree though - this year's business propositions are all pretty unappealing.

andy-xr

13,204 posts

206 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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smithyithy said:
Seems that way doesn't it. But then what's so special about him? I'm sure there are many, many successful businesses out there that would benefit from 250k expansion money, the difference being that they haven't wasted 12 weeks trying to push a business plan for another method.

I do feel this program has lost it's way somewhat, and I hope they go back to the job rather than investment theme.
It used to be the case that the winner would get their own special corner at Viglen (that AMS owned, Claude ran and they sold to XMA) but now that's not there anymore, other than for taxi shots, I don't know what company he's actually got a hold over that could take in any of the Apprentices.

It seemed to me that half of them would have been better seeking out that 18 foot guy from Jessops and pitching their ideas to him instead.

kev1974

4,029 posts

131 months

Friday 18th December 2015
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andy-xr said:
smithyithy said:
Seems that way doesn't it. But then what's so special about him? I'm sure there are many, many successful businesses out there that would benefit from 250k expansion money, the difference being that they haven't wasted 12 weeks trying to push a business plan for another method.

I do feel this program has lost it's way somewhat, and I hope they go back to the job rather than investment theme.
It used to be the case that the winner would get their own special corner at Viglen (that AMS owned, Claude ran and they sold to XMA) but now that's not there anymore, other than for taxi shots, I don't know what company he's actually got a hold over that could take in any of the Apprentices.

It seemed to me that half of them would have been better seeking out that 18 foot guy from Jessops and pitching their ideas to him instead.
At the very least he's still got AMSProp (real estate) and AMScreen (digital signage / billboards), maybe other companies

Iva Barchetta

44,044 posts

165 months

Saturday 19th December 2015
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Solomon and thé Badger were on Pointless tonight.

They lost in the semi final to a pair from Made in Chelsea.....biglaugh

Laurel Green

30,801 posts

234 months

Saturday 19th December 2015
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rofl

Slaav

4,274 posts

212 months

Saturday 19th December 2015
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Iva Barchetta said:
Solomon and thé Badger were on Pointless tonight.

They lost in the semi final to a pair from Made in Chelsea.....biglaugh
The country's finest smile

Laurel Green

30,801 posts

234 months

Sunday 20th December 2015
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Don't forget the final show is tonight at 9PM.

Black can man

31,884 posts

170 months

Sunday 20th December 2015
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Laurel Green said:
Don't forget the final show is tonight at 9PM.
I have a bullseye on Vana .... go girl