The James Bond Thread

[anonymous-user]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-5113...

James Bond will not be a woman says producer
Howls of outrage (not)

[anonymous-user]

Clockwork Cupcake said:

Evercross said:

I can't take it seriously since my (at the time) 5-year-old daughter misinterpreted the lyrics as "Let the Skyfall, apple crumble....".

Well, at least she didn't set fire to the rain.

And her other song; “You left me. But I’m not gonna go on about it, honest”

[Scabutz]

techiedave said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-5113...

James Bond will not be a woman says producer
Howls of outrage (not)

Shes said that before in the past. Or possibly she said she didnt think it was a good idea, now she is saying definite no no. Shes right, create new female characters, dont make a male character female.

[anonymous-user]

If they make him a her it ceases to be the same character and should thus be avoided.
Same as if Miss Marple was portrayed as a man or Lassie as a cat.
If this displeases those who identify as a jar of marmalade or whatever, so be it.

[Halb]

I think it's a early tactical pre-defence against the murmurings of what the new film may be. They are already much smarter than the Starwars/ghostbusters lot.

[S1KRR]

Heineken sponsor advert!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXUJY78RMRQ


"James Bond!"

"No!"

"Not James Bond"

[Halb]

Female Bond Will NOT Happen CONFIRMED
Mr H Reviews
https://youtu.be/AbJA1zcd0Ic

[anonymous-user]

“Once James Bond, always James Bond”

Interesting tag line considering nearly all of them have at some stage expressed concern/regret at becoming known for just the one role.

[Cold]

Gahhh! Blooper reel.

[Voldemort]

Cold said:

Gahhh! Blooper reel.

Why is a pocket square a blooper?

[Rider007]

Voldemort said:

Why is a pocket square a blooper?

Right hand side breast pocket ?

[bobbo89]

Evercross said:

I can't take it seriously since my (at the time) 5-year-old daughter misinterpreted the lyrics as "Let the Skyfall, apple crumble....".

I always heard "Let the Skyfall, sticky fumble...."

Good choice going for Billie Eilish, she really can sing and she also has something a bit different about her. Her music is really quite varied too, she can do the more modern popular stuff but also the more serious vocal acoustic stuff equally as well. Looking forward to hearing this!

[DSC OFF]

techiedave said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-5113...

James Bond will not be a woman says producer
Howls of outrage (not)

James Bond won’t be turned into a female, but 007 will be...

Rumour is James is retired out in Jamaica and his replacement is the new female character, who will need his help for whatever reason. Cue strong female character who will resist the misogynistic Bond’s advances. I fear No Time to Die will suffer from being woke

[SHutchinson]

S1KRR said:

Heineken sponsor advert!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXUJY78RMRQ


"James Bond!"

"No!"

"Not James Bond"

That's a great advert.

[anonymous-user]

DSC OFF said:

James Bond won’t be turned into a female, but 007 will be...

Rumour is James is retired out in Jamaica and his replacement is the new female character, who will need his help for whatever reason. Cue strong female character who will resist the misogynistic Bond’s advances. I fear No Time to Die will suffer from being woke

I don't
I think at the end they will be in the shower and she will say You can have your Double O back and he will say is that all you want to give me?
Thenm the steam will rise up and james Bond will be heard to say so that's where you keep yur weapon and the woman will giggle like crazy and at the very end she will shriek Oh james

basically an updated reshoot of the classic scene in A View To A Kill - the greatest Bond Film ever on VHS

[Clockwork Cupcake]

techiedave said:

I don't
I think at the end they will be in the shower and she will say You can have your Double O back and he will say is that all you want to give me?
Thenm the steam will rise up and james Bond will be heard to say so that's where you keep yur weapon and the woman will giggle like crazy and at the very end she will shriek Oh james

Sounds more like Carry On Spying to me.

[nonsequitur]

On Radio 5Live this morning: The new Bond movie to have a running time of 2hours 50 minutes. Surely not. With few exceptions most films should be around the 2 hour mark.

[Cold]

Voldemort said:

Cold said:

Gahhh! Blooper reel.

Why is a pocket square a blooper?

Because a square and the pocket is on the other side of the jacket. The final edit seems to have decided that the scene would display better if he ran across screen the other direction from which it was originally filmed.

[bobbo89]

nonsequitur said:

On Radio 5Live this morning: The new Bond movie to have a running time of 2hours 50 minutes. Surely not. With few exceptions most films should be around the 2 hour mark.

That's not one for the cinema then, I get a numb arse and start getting fidgety after just an hour!

[nonsequitur]

Rider007 said:

Voldemort said:

Why is a pocket square a blooper?

Right hand side breast pocket ?

It's an old spy trick. A secret message maybe?