Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

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iandc

3,721 posts

207 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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It's probably been said before but who the f**k writes the Nationwide ads and which bunch of pillocks within Nationwide agrees to their content.
We have moved on from the "poets" to 2nd rate "comedians" with their so called jokes about managing money.
I would never use Nationwide just based on their awful ads.

LuS1fer

41,157 posts

246 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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There are an increasing number of adverts with a rhyming lilt, pretending to be some sort of street poetry. In reality, it the sort of ham-fisted rhyming any 10 year old could write.

Personally, it just puts me off. What was wrong with those infuriatingly catchy jingles from the 60s and 70s. There was zero doubt what they advertised. Nowadays, I can describe annoying ads without any idea of what they are advertising....apart from Dormeo and, on that point, where do all the old mattresses go? Is memory foam recyclable?

CooperD

2,883 posts

178 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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iandc said:
It's probably been said before but who the f**k writes the Nationwide ads and which bunch of pillocks within Nationwide agrees to their content.
We have moved on from the "poets" to 2nd rate "comedians" with their so called jokes about managing money.
I would never use Nationwide just based on their awful ads.
+1

Jazzy Jag

3,439 posts

92 months

Doofus

26,051 posts

174 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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Jazzy Jag said:
I like it. At least they've got their little song to scan and still makes sense.

George Smiley

5,048 posts

82 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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On Dave the pasta advert where no one can get the name right.

It’s not 1986 and trying to hum torvil and deans musical score ffs

Mothersruin

8,573 posts

100 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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jakesmith said:
I don't hate the Vodafone one but if I see it too many more times I worry it will make me start hating that Mark Ronson & Alicia Keys track
That would be a shame, good tune.

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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It doesn’t make me want to smash my TV set up, but I don’t like the commercial featuring Ricky Grover and the little beagle, for Beagle Street Insurance.
He accentuates his Cockney accent, and slips in the odd bit of rhyming slang.
As a blue collar Londoner, I undoubtedly speak with a Cockney accent, but I have the ability to moderate it, so I’d hate to think that people liken me to Mr. Grover’s persona in the commercial.

LuS1fer

41,157 posts

246 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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Thanks but who TF is Ricky Grover?

Escort3500

11,938 posts

146 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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I see Admiral are continuing with their crappy insurance ads, but the annoying woman and her equally embarrassing sidekicks have fortunately been replaced by cartoon characters. Who can act better.

Dermot O'Logical

2,617 posts

130 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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Jazzy Jag said:
Yes, this. And that twunt "Alan", who gets to tell stupid people how to screw over their children by making sure that their inheritance goes to pay the bonuses of some blood-sucking fat cats who do absolutely sod all in return for thousands upon thousands of pounds in compound interest.

I hate Equity Release, and fervently hope that it becomes the next PPI.

And I hate that stupid "I could have danced all night" Audi advert.

hidetheelephants

24,865 posts

194 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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A new low for the incredibly annoying adverts on Yootoob; instead of bombarding me with the grammar nonsense and First Day of the Working Week.com, I was subjected to a screed of intelligent design bks from some bellend in a Guy Fawkes mask. This stuff is not suppressed, hidden or subject to any form of censorship, it's not in peer-reviewed literature because no-one is willing to put their name to it as it's a load of anti-science ste.

cuprabob

14,754 posts

215 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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New Diet Coke adverts, in particular the "Can't Even" one.

AlexRS2782

8,062 posts

214 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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I've not seen it on any of the mainstream channels (probably cost related) but on channels like Dave, 5USA, etc, there's been an advert running for a company called PitPat with a woman shouting "walkies" over & over again until it ends it what sounds like a hellish / possessed voice.

The advert then ends with said woman dressed up in full, furry cosplay, dog costume.

Edit - also nominating the William Hill "Acca with your Friends" advert.

Edited by AlexRS2782 on Sunday 29th September 22:57

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Sunday 29th September 2019
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LuS1fer said:
Thanks but who TF is Ricky Grover?
He’s the guy in the Beagle Street commercials, cheese cutter cap, suede car coat, used to appear sometimes as an alleged comic, or comic actor, maybe it should be Rickie?

swisstoni

17,129 posts

280 months

Monday 30th September 2019
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He’s a comedian and actor and he’s a really funny bloke imho. And ex-boxer.

Frank7

6,619 posts

88 months

Monday 30th September 2019
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swisstoni said:
He’s a comedian and actor and he’s a really funny bloke imho. And ex-boxer.
Nothing against the guy, affable cove, did a few spots of stand up on TV a few years back, and appeared in Eastenders for a short while I’m told, but never hit it big unfortunately.
He wasn’t bad IMO, but with no ill will, I remember him as a bit of a Poundland Micky Flanagan.

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 30th September 2019
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He is the guy who people like me mistake for Ray Winstone

CooperD

2,883 posts

178 months

Monday 30th September 2019
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He was recently in the Aisling Bea comedy This Way Up that was on Channel 4 on Thursday nights.

FourWheelDrift

88,674 posts

285 months

Monday 30th September 2019
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Played the same character in Black Books, in fact I think he plays the same character in everything.