Films I watched this week (Vol 2)
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irocfan said:
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. It was ok, but there were some real WTF moments (even allowing for the film's own logic). Not dreadful though... Score? Genetic sequence still not fully decoded
Watched it yesterday and thought it was one of the worst films I've seen in ages - absolute steJust back from watching the new Jurassic World movie.
Great visuals and effects marred (in my opinion) by the plague that seems to have infected Hollywood, characters and script that was so bad it would probably have been rejected from an '80's episode of The A Team, thinking a young audience wouldn't swallow that crap.
Enjoyable, but on a purely superficial (visual) level.
Great visuals and effects marred (in my opinion) by the plague that seems to have infected Hollywood, characters and script that was so bad it would probably have been rejected from an '80's episode of The A Team, thinking a young audience wouldn't swallow that crap.
Enjoyable, but on a purely superficial (visual) level.
mooseracer said:
irocfan said:
Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom. It was ok, but there were some real WTF moments (even allowing for the film's own logic). Not dreadful though... Score? Genetic sequence still not fully decoded
Watched it yesterday and thought it was one of the worst films I've seen in ages - absolute steI recorded it on my Virgin box, as I'm currently laid up after a leg operation. A 2018 film on the TV already? It must be good. Right?
Well. No. Actually. Quite possibly the single worst movie I can remember seeing. And I've watched some real stinkers lately, proper 'B', 'C', and even 'Z' features from the 50s and 60s, but this tosh topped them all...
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8128866/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiiEr87uV2E
No real plot, no back stories, no character development, just "Boom!" - straight in with Dinosaurs, ambushes, crooked scientists, greedy investors, fail-safes that don't fail 'safe'. They're cloning the dinos to harvest organs to transplant into humans (yup, really!) but they've pumped then so full of human hormones that the beasts can now read, and work out how to disable the armoury doors...
Utter garbage! (but also, weirdly, rather fun...)
Thesprucegoose said:
It will be made by the studio that releases rip offs of major films.
Indeed. That'll be Asylum studios with such gems as "American Battleship" (changed to "American Warships" under threat of legal action), "Transmorphers", "Almighty Thor", "The Day the Earth Stopped", "Snakes on a Train", "The Da Vinci Treasure", "I Am Omega", "Atlantic Rim", and many others. Gassing Station | TV, Film, Video Streaming & Radio | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff