The Island -Bear Grylls

[honest_delboy]

Fair play i suppose after reading that from Bear, pity i won't see any Lord of the Flies style antics going on though.

How close are we to seeing Charlie Brookers Daily Mail Island made real?

[carreauchompeur]

My god, how much of a cock is the copper?

[Gatsby]

I still can't get over the fact that Ryan has a girlfriend!

[Joshsl]

Gatsby said:

I still can't get over the fact that Ryan has a girlfriend!

I would not of put them two together.

[carreauchompeur]

Gatsby said:

I still can't get over the fact that Ryan has a girlfriend!

+1. Quite tidy too!

[Gatsby]

He'll be single when he gets back.

[CoolHands]

anyone ever made a sling? Are thy hard to use accuratly? Eg for slinging pebble at bird and killing.

or ryan.

[Joshsl]

Ryan should be took back to camp, tortured, cut up and used as caiman bait but then he is that useless the caiman would probably turn there nose up at him

the copper should then be used as bait after ryan

[carreauchompeur]

Harsh but fair

[2.5pi]

I reckon that let's Ryan off too lightly

[Joshsl]

carreauchompeur said:

Harsh but fair

I cant see the harshness

he needs to be taught a lesson otherwise he wont know what he has done wrong, so while is his being chewed on by a caiman he might have an epiphany and realise ' yess I am a t w a t and I deserve this

[Joshsl]

2.5pi said:

I reckon that let's Ryan off too lightly

torture by dipping his penis in honey and then exposing him to sand flies?

[2.5pi]

Joshsl said:

2.5pi said:

I reckon that let's Ryan off too lightly

torture by dipping his penis in honey and then exposing him to sand flies?

You are one sick puppy

[Joshsl]

I wonder if the sound guy Is the same sound guy who was in the top gear vs Germany special

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5xd97HeY70

[CoolHands]

notice ryan made mention of 'a fellow stoner' re: the stone fish? Might explain his poor mental state..

[Mastodon2]

That bird is probably not resisting Ryan's attack because it's got some disease.

This Ryan kid is a bell end, has done whatever he can to make it the Ryan show, but in doing so has exposed that old copper Tony as total moron. What has that old tt done except moan at people? He is covering for his own inadequacy by picking on Ryan.

[Steve126]

Joshsl said:

I wonder if the sound guy Is the same sound guy who was in the top gear vs Germany special

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5xd97HeY70

It is the same bloke. The moment I saw him I remembered his arm falling off in that episode of Top Gear.

[carreauchompeur]

I can't stand the old cop. All of that strange hugging is just weird passive aggressive territory marking. Utter knob.

[Dibble]

I'm warming slightly to Ryan.

The yin to that yang is that I am becoming exponentially irritated by Tony. What an utter phucktard. Ordering people round like he's in charge.

[Halb]

Ryan is OK. He's simply being used as a beating stick, the group of hardcore lazies was mentioned at the beginning, and three people were shown.

The old copper is a knob. I can see the passive aggressive thing. His mooting of possibly assaulting Ryan was quite telling. Old fker needs a slap in the chops.
It's aholes like him that are making the Ryan situation worse. Whereas the Captain Hook approach seems to achieve results.

The stone fish looked like a fking gremlin.