Top Gear 2016 Official TV show thread *contains spoilers*

[MarshPhantom]

Instant verdict.

Garbage!

[cjs racing.]

Why bother writing a script, when you can just quote Top gun.

[giggity]

Sorry, but Evans is a bellend. What's with the screaming? Christ he's poor at this lark

[Cledus Snow]

Bored.

[anonymous-user]

Christ, Chris Evans is annoying.

Pitchy tt.

8 mins in and tedium set in.

[Nick NE]

I get the impression that the BBC will be selling this to American television

[Bradgate]

Anyone believe that Evans is really driving that Viper?,

[petop]

Its that bad i have the sound on in the background and im reading the Daily Mail online!!!

[FreeLitres]

I know the old TG was scripted, but at least it was fun.

This is just st.

[amgmcqueen]

Cringeworthy beyond belief, switched off!

[Sir Bagalot]

The suspension is awful. Like Ferrari

[johnwilliams77]

Utter crap

[benjj]

Excruciatingly bad so far.

Hopefully Monkey will brighten it up.

[type-r]

I notice Evans also uses Clarkism-style references when describing the car. Definitely trying to follow the same TG formula. I really was hoping it would refresh itself and try a slightly different format.

[C70R]

Guys. Stop trying so hard to be edgy, and try to watch it before you make a judgement. Jesus...

[E65Ross]

Yup, just turned it off. Can't wait for the amazon prime "proper" TG to come on.

[KTF]

Sir Chris of Harris will post something on twitter in a minute to say that it was him driving just to remind people that he exists.

[gbbird]

It's the same and it's as good as it used to be. People need to get over their unfounded man love for Clarkson et al

Some good in jokes too, but they might be above the blinkered among us

[p1stonhead]

benjj said:

Excruciatingly bad so far.

Hopefully Monkey will brighten it up.

Not even in this episode he said!

[johnwilliams77]

C70R said:

Guys. Stop trying so hard to be edgy, and try to watch it before you make a judgement. Jesus...

I am. Not enjoyable thus far.