Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[MXRod]

Radio again
Some Government department or other .
If you are going on a long journey , check this and that .
I was in a trial assessment with a IAM ( or whatever they call themselves now) and this advice was given out , my response , if the car is not ready for a long journey , then is not ready for a short journey either , he had no answer

[Halmyre]

poing said:

I heard the beermunch advert for the first time today, I hope I never hear it again!

Is beermunch some disgusting foodstuff that only looks good after several pints (e.g. donor kebab) ?

[iandc]

Halmyre said:

Is beermunch some disgusting foodstuff that only looks good after several pints (e.g. donor kebab) ?

The name says it all. "Hey guys who can come up with a catchy name for our new disgusting snack?" " I know BEERMUNCH!"

[Europa1]

For me at the moment, it's one of those ones for funeral plans, with grandad putting up a smoke detector in grandson's kitchen. Idiot.

[cuprabob]

Another one of those loan companies, "Peachy". You'll know exactly what I mean when you see it.

[anonymous-user]

Europa1 said:

For me at the moment, it's one of those ones for funeral plans, with grandad putting up a smoke detector in grandson's kitchen. Idiot.

I don't believe it's the grandsons kitchen. I believe it is the grandsons parents house, ie the children of the grandparent.
I believe grandad is looking after the house and grandchild whilst the parents are away. One may speculate that the parents are actually away on a shag or even swingers weekend.
I may be wrong

[JonChalk]

poing said:

I heard the beermunch advert for the first time today, I hope I never hear it again!

It's a crying shame that they've used one of my all-time favourite tracks for that advert.

I fking hate them for that.

[Doofus]

Tesco Mobile. They ise the song 'Only You', except the berk singing it goes:

"Only you,
CanD make the world seem right..."

tt.

[Pericoloso]

New Oral B adverts with celebs from First Dates and Hollyoaks in dentist chairs.

They've been made to wear safety glasses.

They're using an electric tooth brush not a circular saw.....

[Doofus]

Pericoloso said:

New Oral B adverts with celebs from First Dates and Hollyoaks in dentist chairs.

They've been made to wear safety glasses.

They're using an electric tooth brush not a circular saw.....

I have to wear goggles when my dentist gets to work...

[Frank7]

Doofus said:

Tesco Mobile. They ise the song 'Only You', except the berk singing it goes:

"Only you,
CanD make the world seem right..."

tt.

I know exactly what you mean, but if you listen to the original recording by The Platters on YouTube, the lead singer, Tony Williams (I think), does sing canD, not can, Christ knows why, he just does.

[Doofus]

Frank7 said:

I know exactly what you mean, but if you listen to the original recording by The Platters on YouTube, the lead singer, Tony Williams (I think), does sing canD, not can, Christ knows why, he just does.

Well in that case, he's a tt, too.

[Frank7]

Doofus said:

Frank7 said:

I know exactly what you mean, but if you listen to the original recording by The Platters on YouTube, the lead singer, Tony Williams (I think), does sing canD, not can, Christ knows why, he just does.

Well in that case, he's a tt, too.

WAS a tt, but not in my opinion, he died in 1992.

[Doofus]

Frank7 said:

WAS a tt, but not ind my opinion, he died ind 1992.

FTFY

[LuS1fer]

Frank7 said:

I know exactly what you mean, but if you listen to the original recording by The Platters on YouTube, the lead singer, Tony Williams (I think), does sing canD, not can, Christ knows why, he just does.

Many singers do this for effect. Gladys Knight had a Licence to Kilt, for example.

[RemyMartin81D]

Watch your speed. Everybody else does.

WTF can't work out if it means we live in big brother state where we are now getting subtle hints that everyone has a dash cam or its a preach to say no one speeds nowadays and if you do, you're a unique rogue.

[Gameface]

Those fking perfume ads with Keira Knightly in them.

Poncy meaningless ste.

[Escort3500]

Gameface said:

Those fking perfume ads with Keira Knightly in them.

Poncy meaningless ste.

Mind you, all perfume and after shave ads are hilariously bad.

[Frank7]

Doofus said:

Frank7 said:

WAS a tt, but not ind my opinion, he died ind 1992.

FTFY

in fact that deserves more

[Escort3500]

Beagle Street life insurance, wiv the fanny cockney geezer tellin’ yer wot yer need ter get sam cavver fer you an’ yer famerlee.

Edited by Escort3500 on Saturday 2nd November 13:30