Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[Riley Blue]

Doofus said:

Pericoloso said:

New Oral B adverts with celebs from First Dates and Hollyoaks in dentist chairs.

They've been made to wear safety glasses.

They're using an electric tooth brush not a circular saw.....

I have to wear goggles when my dentist gets to work...

Same here, stops my own specs getting coated with debris when she's deep cleaning.

[Gameface]

Escort3500 said:

Gameface said:

Those fking perfume ads with Keira Knightly in them.

Poncy meaningless ste.

Mind you, all perfume and after shave ads are hilariously bad.

Very true.

Jonny Depp burying something in the desert?

fk off mate you're supposed to be a Hollywood A-lister.

Have some integrity.

[Bluedot]

It was the best of times...

[iandc]

Bluedot said:

It was the best of times...

What a f***king pathetic advert!!! Charled Dickens will be turning in his grave!
How about "It was the best of adverts ..... oh no it isn't!"

[motco]

Crocodile garage doors - "...it's crackin' " Some diamond geezer flogging roller doors. Mostly on Freeview backwater channels along with a bint also flogging conservatories. Excruciating!

[FourWheelDrift]

motco said:

Crocodile garage doors - "...it's crackin' " Some diamond geezer flogging roller doors. Mostly on Freeview backwater channels along with a bint also flogging conservatories. Excruciating!

"yer no wot I like the most....the craaaftsmanship"

Yeah those un-manned machines are so precise manufacturing the doors.

[Escort3500]

motco said:

Crocodile garage doors - "...it's crackin' " Some diamond geezer flogging roller doors. Mostly on Freeview backwater channels along with a bint also flogging conservatories. Excruciating!

Tommy Walsh. He of Ground Force ‘fame’.

[motco]

Escort3500 said:

motco said:

Crocodile garage doors - "...it's crackin' " Some diamond geezer flogging roller doors. Mostly on Freeview backwater channels along with a bint also flogging conservatories. Excruciating!

Tommy Walsh. He of Ground Force ‘fame’.

...and the conservatory bint?

[psi310398]

motco said:

...and the conservatory bint?

You're not talking about the sainted Anna Ryder-Richardson by any chance, are you?

[motco]

psi310398 said:

motco said:

...and the conservatory bint?

You're not talking about the sainted Anna Ryder-Richardson by any chance, are you?

Well, corblimey guv, it would seem that my ignorance knows no bounds! They're both supposed to be famous! I'm the one who didn't recognise Kevin Bacon in the Vodafone ads either - 'til my son filled me in.

[Escort3500]

psi310398 said:

motco said:

...and the conservatory bint?

You're not talking about the sainted Anna Ryder-Richardson by any chance, are you?

Ah, not seen that one.

Moving on, the nauseous Home Peloton ad has been mentioned before here, but isn’t the instructor really creepy looking, or is it just my fertile imagination?

[psi310398]

motco said:

Well, corblimey guv, it would seem that my ignorance knows no bounds! They're both supposed to be famous! I'm the one who didn't recognise Kevin Bacon in the Vodafone ads either - 'til my son filled me in.

Well, it has been a while since she was poncing about with Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen on the telly.

And I think it is I who should be mildly ashamed for knowing/remebering who she is.

[hidetheelephants]

Escort3500 said:

Ah, not seen that one.

Moving on, the nauseous Home Peloton ad has been mentioned before here, but isn’t the instructor really creepy looking, or is it just my fertile imagination?

How is having a recording of a borderline sociopath shouting at you on a flatscreen display supposed to motivate you to greater heights of exercise bicycling? What a load of pretentious nonsense.

[Steamer]

psi310398 said:

motco said:

...and the conservatory bint?

You're not talking about the sainted Anna Ryder-Richardson by any chance, are you?

I've always quite fancied Conservatory Bint.

Well I'm here I'll add the iPhone 11 advert...

..comes on every single advert break on Sky f1 at the moment

[Escort3500]

hidetheelephants said:

Escort3500 said:

Ah, not seen that one.

Moving on, the nauseous Home Peloton ad has been mentioned before here, but isn’t the instructor really creepy looking, or is it just my fertile imagination?

How is having a recording of a borderline sociopath shouting at you on a flatscreen display supposed to motivate you to greater heights of exercise bicycling? What a load of pretentious nonsense.

Have a look at the cost of it!

[poing]

Escort3500 said:

hidetheelephants said:

Escort3500 said:

Ah, not seen that one.

Moving on, the nauseous Home Peloton ad has been mentioned before here, but isn’t the instructor really creepy looking, or is it just my fertile imagination?

How is having a recording of a borderline sociopath shouting at you on a flatscreen display supposed to motivate you to greater heights of exercise bicycling? What a load of pretentious nonsense.

Have a look at the cost of it!

Christ on a bike! A full gym membership is cheaper.

[motco]

Peloton tried to float the company on the stock market recently but had to pull the offer due to lack of interest. https://www.scotsman.com/business/jim-duffy-what-n...

[Zad]

Asda seem to be flogging their full length Christmas ad to death already. On Quest and the other FTA channels it was on every break. Presumably to try and counter the bad press of potentially firing 20,000 staff on the run-up to Christmas. The full Hollywood orchestral track isn't really doing it.

[cuprabob]

Zad said:

Asda seem to be flogging their full length Christmas ad to death already. On Quest and the other FTA channels it was on every break. Presumably to try and counter the bad press of potentially firing 20,000 staff on the run-up to Christmas. The full Hollywood orchestral track isn't really doing it.

I believe it made it's debut last night so I assume it will calm down a bit.

[Escort3500]

I see Walkers have managed to produced another singularly unfunny crisps advert with Mariah Carey. Just dreadful.