Bad Films I watched this weekend
Discussion
A Hindi film titled Bang Bang.
No it's not some Bollywood porno but an Indian action move. It is so bad I had to watch it twice.
The last line in the film was so cheesy it was painful.
The hero says to the heroine, "there's just one thing we've still got left to do"
"What's that?" asks the heroine
His response was "bang bang"
Roll credits and big budget Bollywood dance routine.
No it's not some Bollywood porno but an Indian action move. It is so bad I had to watch it twice.
The last line in the film was so cheesy it was painful.
The hero says to the heroine, "there's just one thing we've still got left to do"
"What's that?" asks the heroine
His response was "bang bang"
Roll credits and big budget Bollywood dance routine.
Aphex said:
130R said:
It Follows
Ok it's not a really bad film but I have no idea how this has a 7.2 rating on IMDB. I generally like horror films (for example The Conjuring which is a really good film) but this is not even a decent film in that genre. Yes it has a reasonably creepy atmosphere to it but the storyline and acting are non-existent. The whole film just seemed like something parents would show their teenage daughters to stop them from having sex ..
I thought it was excellent, one of the best 'horrors' I've seen in years along with the BabadookOk it's not a really bad film but I have no idea how this has a 7.2 rating on IMDB. I generally like horror films (for example The Conjuring which is a really good film) but this is not even a decent film in that genre. Yes it has a reasonably creepy atmosphere to it but the storyline and acting are non-existent. The whole film just seemed like something parents would show their teenage daughters to stop them from having sex ..
Funkycoldribena said:
Survivor-Pierce Brosnan and Mila Hockeystick.Mila becomes target of super hitman Pierce who's the best in the world yet seems to fail to kill her at every opportunity whilst sporting a dodgy moustache.3/10.
I don't think I made it more than 20 minutes into this abomination and I usually like the semi-cheap intrigue/action genre.MacW said:
Funkycoldribena said:
Survivor-Pierce Brosnan and Mila Hockeystick.Mila becomes target of super hitman Pierce who's the best in the world yet seems to fail to kill her at every opportunity whilst sporting a dodgy moustache.3/10.
I don't think I made it more than 20 minutes into this abomination and I usually like the semi-cheap intrigue/action genre.It was really bad - I had to watch it on FFWD, skipping ahead 30secs at a time to watch the odd scene here and there. Utterly predictable and nothing that hasn't been done, better, many times before.
Faster - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1433108
This was a bit disappointing, it had a half decent idea and a good cast was expecting something much more.
The story never really developed, we have the Rock after leaving prison going after the people who set-up and killed his brother.
He doesn't have to do much to find them, he's given a list and simply calls round and shoots them, the Police don't ever seem to do a lot to stop him either. There's a hired gun thrown into the mix but his character is too weak to pay attention to.
The Rock was The Rock, but Bill Bob should have been way more awesome and Carla Gugino way more feisty and kick ass, they're certainly able to deliver in other films.
I think that maybe if the film had had a better director it could have been so much more.
5/10
This was a bit disappointing, it had a half decent idea and a good cast was expecting something much more.
The story never really developed, we have the Rock after leaving prison going after the people who set-up and killed his brother.
He doesn't have to do much to find them, he's given a list and simply calls round and shoots them, the Police don't ever seem to do a lot to stop him either. There's a hired gun thrown into the mix but his character is too weak to pay attention to.
The Rock was The Rock, but Bill Bob should have been way more awesome and Carla Gugino way more feisty and kick ass, they're certainly able to deliver in other films.
I think that maybe if the film had had a better director it could have been so much more.
5/10
Ong Bak - action film set in Thailand recommended to me by a friend (fortunately for him I can't remember who).
Ok, I know Asian martial arts films like their implausible action sequences but this is just ridiculous. Or maybe I deserve a parrot and it's meant to be tongue-in-cheek, but I can't see it myself. Rubbish acting too.
Avoid. 1/10
Ok, I know Asian martial arts films like their implausible action sequences but this is just ridiculous. Or maybe I deserve a parrot and it's meant to be tongue-in-cheek, but I can't see it myself. Rubbish acting too.
Avoid. 1/10
tobinen said:
Ong Bak - action film set in Thailand recommended to me by a friend (fortunately for him I can't remember who).
Ok, I know Asian martial arts films like their implausible action sequences but this is just ridiculous. Or maybe I deserve a parrot and it's meant to be tongue-in-cheek, but I can't see it myself. Rubbish acting too.
Avoid. 1/10
What? Its a classic!Ok, I know Asian martial arts films like their implausible action sequences but this is just ridiculous. Or maybe I deserve a parrot and it's meant to be tongue-in-cheek, but I can't see it myself. Rubbish acting too.
Avoid. 1/10
papercup said:
tobinen said:
Ong Bak - action film set in Thailand recommended to me by a friend (fortunately for him I can't remember who).
Ok, I know Asian martial arts films like their implausible action sequences but this is just ridiculous. Or maybe I deserve a parrot and it's meant to be tongue-in-cheek, but I can't see it myself. Rubbish acting too.
Avoid. 1/10
What? Its a classic!Ok, I know Asian martial arts films like their implausible action sequences but this is just ridiculous. Or maybe I deserve a parrot and it's meant to be tongue-in-cheek, but I can't see it myself. Rubbish acting too.
Avoid. 1/10
I've flicked on and off "Air Collision" on 4Music.
Holy s
t it's bad
I love this review on IMDB:
Passengers throw an apparent live missile out of the plane, then plugged the hole in the plane, with...luggage and the sad part is thats not even the most ridiculous thing that happened in this movie
Holy s
t it's badI love this review on IMDB:
Passengers throw an apparent live missile out of the plane, then plugged the hole in the plane, with...luggage and the sad part is thats not even the most ridiculous thing that happened in this movie
Edited by james_tigerwoods on Tuesday 16th June 00:43
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