The Simpsons favourite bits thread

[123DWA]

bobbo89 said:

More often than not it falls on deaf ears and you just get a weird look but it's so worth it for that one other weirdo who gets it.

"You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel" is one that I'd love to use but the opportunity or balls to do it has yet to come up...

Me & my brother use it all the time. At christmas he shouted something to me from another room and I shouted that back, very puzzled looks from the rest of the family! we also answer the phone to each other by saying 'ahoy-hoy' like Mr Burns

[Radec]

Probably already said before as I haven't read the whole thread but

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick"

Audience claps

[E90_M3Ross]

123DWA said:

bobbo89 said:

More often than not it falls on deaf ears and you just get a weird look but it's so worth it for that one other weirdo who gets it.

"You'll have to speak up I'm wearing a towel" is one that I'd love to use but the opportunity or balls to do it has yet to come up...

Me & my brother use it all the time. At christmas he shouted something to me from another room and I shouted that back, very puzzled looks from the rest of the family! we also answer the phone to each other by saying 'ahoy-hoy' like Mr Burns

Again, I do this with my dad

[BrabusMog]

Oh Lord, my hotplate! I only had 2 payments left!

[generationx]

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a parcel for me.
Postal worker: ok Mr Burns, and what’s your first name?
Homer: I don’t know…

[98elise]

Homer Simpson:
Here are your messages: "You have thirty minutes to move your car." "You have ten minutes." "Your car has been impounded." "Your car has been crushed into a cube." "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."

Homer Simpson:
[Phone Rings] Y'ello, Mr. Burns Office?

Mr. Burns:
Is it about my cube?

[BrabusMog]

The casino episode...

Gambling with all the glitz and glamour of the British Isles. Best of all, the waitresses and showgirls are all real Brits, fresh from the streets of Sussex they are

[and31]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZltVL-wn4Xk&pp=y...

Homer eating Pinchy

[ChemicalChaos]

"Florida? But that's America's Wang!"

".....they prefer the sunshine state"