Fear of snakes and the upside of having a filthy wife...

[hornetrider]

[Neil H]

May I be the first to suggest that you MAN UP.

Meanwhile....

[Vytalis]

hornetrider said:

I have a feeling it is a good thing that I only saw a red x on your post...

[pacman1]

Bat Fastard said:

We can't answer any of these until we have pics of your wife

Mrs Vytalis earlier..
http://mulley.net/2007images/SnakesAlive1.jpg

[NoVetec]

Vytalis said:

I have a feeling it is a good thing that I only saw a red x on your post...

Don't look above you then.

PS - I didn't know pythons/boas/whatever it is in the picture have so many teeth in the upper part of their mouth!

[Du1point8]

What is the fear?

Look at this and you will see how its an illogical fear when they dont really do much

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqg3Pg2M9WU

P.s. where the pics?

[Vytalis]

NoVetec said:

Don't look above you then.

PS - I didn't know pythons/boas/whatever it is in the picture have so many teeth in the upper part of their mouth!

I'm surprised that so many posters want in on the deal and so are posting pics - one sexual favour of my choice per snake pic was the original deal I believe? I'm kinda hoping that at least some of them are women, but with hornetrider being a ruftytufty biker (assuming the hornet isn't the little 600 version...) maybe there is scope for leather-based antics.

[Vytalis]

pacman1 said:

Mrs Vytalis earlier..
http://mulley.net/2007images/SnakesAlive1.jpg

That's not her, she's got bigger boobs.

[JonnyFive]

Vytalis said:

That's not her, she's got bigger boobs.

Pics or its not true.

[rb5er]

JonnyFive said:

Vytalis said:

That's not her, she's got bigger boobs.

Pics or its not true.

Custard test but with the can open and custard smeared on said boobs.

[Conian]

how many snakes in the film? NONE!

quite a few CGI recreations of snakes, but theyre not real so you dont have to be scared and your mrs wont have to pay out

[Vytalis]

Conian said:

how many snakes in the film? NONE!

quite a few CGI recreations of snakes, but theyre not real so you dont have to be scared and your mrs wont have to pay out

[pacman1]

rb5er said:

JonnyFive said:

Vytalis said:

That's not her, she's got bigger boobs.

Pics or its not true.

Custard test but with the can open and custard smeared on said boobs.

This thread is sooo going to get locked. I'll give it to midday!

[Vytalis]

pacman1 said:

This thread is sooo going to get locked. I'll give it to midday!

No use backing out now, you posted the pic







<please be a woman, please be a woman, please be a woman>

[KardioKate]

I'm with you on this one. I can't even look at them. They're evil nasty horrible slimy horrible nasty horrible things. Seriously. I hate them with a passion.

Vytalis - turn images off in your browser before opening this thread - that's what I'm doing

Anyway, you have my sympathies.

[Marty Funkhouser]

Snake 1:



Snake 2:

[Bat Fastard]

That's a fking huge lock coming our way now

[Y282]

[Pints]

You know Marty's suggestion is the only way to go.

Oh, and IBTL.

[AJS-]

Disappointed
Until the end of the post I thought you were going to ask for our input onto what sexual favours to demand now that you'd managed to convince your wife that you were scared of snakes (which I must say is a great little ruse.)