'Supercar Customiser'? Really?

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aeropilot

34,818 posts

228 months

Sunday 21st January 2018
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davhill said:
Not exactly Ed Roth is he?
laugh


I managed 5 mins of WTF......before switching channels for my sanity.


davhill

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5,263 posts

185 months

Sunday 21st January 2018
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Quite right too.

bass2rez

558 posts

193 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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I watched this week's episode where a young lady brings a McLaren P1 in and they put the most awful gold clingfilm all over it. The car looked like a child's toy by the end of it.

I was wincing watching them cutting the clingfilm with a knife, imagining the damage being done to the carbon fibre underneath. One of the "customisers" had to remove a panel from the P1 and he was messing about and throwing it in the air - not a good advert for their care of the customer's car.

Why would you cover a nicely painted McLaren P1 with hideous gold clingfilm? It's beyond me.

Europa1

10,923 posts

189 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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bass2rez said:
I watched this week's episode where a young lady brings a McLaren P1 in and they put the most awful gold clingfilm all over it. The car looked like a child's toy by the end of it.

I was wincing watching them cutting the clingfilm with a knife, imagining the damage being done to the carbon fibre underneath. One of the "customisers" had to remove a panel from the P1 and he was messing about and throwing it in the air - not a good advert for their care of the customer's car.

Why would you cover a nicely painted McLaren P1 with hideous gold clingfilm? It's beyond me.
I'll be interested to see how long the series runs - yes, West Coast Customs/Kindig Customs et al are the same basic premise each week, but at least have more strings to their bow. Supercar Customiser is just a wrap and maybe new wheels each week, the only variety being just how colossal a bellend the owner of that episode's car is. Yianni does come over as a decent enough guy, but I'm not sure about the quality of some of the workmanship - there was one episode with some matt black wrapped Mercedes. Or at least it was until the owner opened the door to reveal a blinding white door pillar. And is the 'critical' final inspection really just Yianni getting up close to the car and running his finger over some bits? - no sign of one of those white light tunnels that one might expect.

And the whole hand-grab-into-hug/chest-bump thing is getting out of hand.

davhill

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5,263 posts

185 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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And since when is a van a supercar?

Listen very carefully. Can you hear a soft, vibrating sound? It's Ed Roth and George Barris spinning in their graves.

Supercar customizer my Aunt Fanny.

Edited by davhill on Thursday 25th January 19:43

aeropilot

34,818 posts

228 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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davhill said:
Listen very carefully. Can you hear a soft, vibrating sound? It's Ed Roth and George Barrister spinning in their graves.

Supercar customizer my Aunt Fanny.
George Barrister..... laugh

davhill

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5,263 posts

185 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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Autocrekt!

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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aeropilot said:
laugh


I managed 5 mins of WTF......before switching channels for my sanity.
Like wise, watched about 5 mins of the first episode and thought what customising?

ajprice

27,681 posts

197 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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I've seen bits of two of them, the first one where they had to wrap some DJ bloke's Mercedes van with graphics, and when they nearly finished the wrap and came back around to the front wing, the graphics didn't line up with the bonnet, and it was too late to get a reprint. The second one was a McLaren P1 wrapped in 'rose gold' vinyl. The guys girlfriend came to pick the car up, he was crapping himself because he had to remove a panel under the rear wing to do the wrap and then fit it again. He video called the owner and shown him the car, he said it was fine and let him have a drive. Oh and whoever put the wrap on removed the Mclaren badge from the nose and didn't know which way up it was to stick it back on top of the vinyl.

If I did want a wrap on my car (and I don't), I wouldn't go anywhere near the guy to get it done.

Fastpedeller

3,886 posts

147 months

Thursday 25th January 2018
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Halmyre said:
waynecyclist said:
Biggest load of tosh I have ever seen, Pagani one was just a few stripes, could have gone to Halfords for some pintripes
An early candidate for Most Appropriate Typo of the Year 2018 hehe
How to make a 'good' car look rubbish.
This programme is even worse than Wheeler Dealers - crikey, how did they manage that!

James 33

366 posts

105 months

Friday 26th January 2018
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Watched one of the later episodes where they wrap a Ferrari in Billericay FC colours for the teams owner. They used a different car as the template so nothing lined up properly. They kept saying how he was a good customer and the job had to be perfect yet all the way through the guys wrapping it kept saying they would just have to make it work as best they could and one of them even tore the vinyl when doing the air vent and just stuck it back down like nothing happened.
The racing Ferrari was funny too when it wouldn't go on there lift so they got out scaffold boards and anything else they could lay there hands on.

Mike335i

5,024 posts

103 months

Friday 26th January 2018
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Watched 10 minutes and turned it off, it is a prime example of all that is wrong with the look at me generation.

Ruining a P1 by making it rose gold just to make it more 'bling'? Why? It was pretty noticeable in the first place.

It depressing that is this the new car culture, whereas before it was about the mechanicals, the sounds and smells, the tweaking of your car to make it better, the shared passion for driving, now its look at my new haircut and expensive my ride is. Watch me drive slowly with terrible music blaring out.

Pure 'innit bruv' nonsense.

Edited by Mike335i on Friday 26th January 07:46

Supercilious Sid

2,586 posts

162 months

Friday 26th January 2018
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Yipper said:
It's been pretty good so far. Mindless entertainment, and the deadlines / slebs / drama are largely faked, but an easy way to spend an hour. In an era where 5th Gear is dead, Top Gear and Grand Tour are dying, and every YouTuber is pretty much the same, Yianni is something slightly different. Okay, it won't last more than a couple of series or so, but it's watchable for now.
These parody accounts must surely be funny to make them worth existing?

Stridey

342 posts

108 months

Wednesday 31st January 2018
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Oh dear. Why did I bother watching?

The white Audi was meant to look like a Veyron?

It looked like a Watford taxi. (Black and white panels).

Awful.

DuraAce

4,241 posts

161 months

Wednesday 31st January 2018
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Hell fire! Have you seen the 488 race car job?

Hard to believe these bodgers are let loose on such valuable cars. The door 'repair' and panel gap are absolutely awful.

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 31st January 2018
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(Almost) everything that is wrong with the world today. That programme.

droopsnoot

12,036 posts

243 months

Thursday 1st February 2018
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Just noticed this is now showing on Dave as well.

Tuvra

7,921 posts

226 months

Thursday 1st February 2018
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Mike335i said:
Watched 10 minutes and turned it off, it is a prime example of all that is wrong with the look at me generation.

Ruining a P1 by making it rose gold just to make it more 'bling'? Why? It was pretty noticeable in the first place.
What exactly is wrong with today's society? Their tastes don't match yours?

Is the Rose Gold any more "bling" than some of the factory colours?


Don't get me wrong, I'm not a fan of the rose gold but I think its laughable that people can make such stupid statements purely because someone has different tastes.

davhill

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5,263 posts

185 months

Thursday 1st February 2018
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droopsnoot said:
Just noticed this is now showing on Dave as well.
So much for the programme trailers. It amused me when the started referring to airings being 'exclusive'. I thought, "Oh yes, to whom exactly?" They'll be calling it limited edition next.

BRR

1,851 posts

173 months

Thursday 1st February 2018
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When I saw the advert for this I thought it could be quite good if he was genuinely customising supercars. unfortunately he just covers them in colourful plastic, badly. I quite like Yianni though, he seems alright and is clearly making a fortune from it so fair play to him