Apprentice 2009

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FourWheelDrift

88,707 posts

286 months

Monday 9th March 2009
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E31Shrew said:
Wait for a plethora of massive tie knots and gelled bonces.
And brown shoes with black suits.

PD9

1,999 posts

187 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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FourWheelDrift said:
The contestants are getting worse each year

PD9 said:
Damn, I meant to apply for this!
See what I mean, this one even forgot to enter. hehe
hehe

arryb

10,555 posts

204 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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theaxe said:
Legend83 said:
10 Pence Short said:
Tired format, now. And you just know that whoever gets the none-job will soon realise that's exactly what it is and be doing something else within 12 months.

Alan Sugar is a sad, publicity seeking Labourphile who never ever gets bored of reminding people that he once upon a time had to do some graft.
This is the bit I never get.

Surely anybody with half a business brain would realise that AS is a washed-up has-been who made big-money when computers were the size of tanks, and appears to have not moved with the times. The guy is a dinosaur.
Anyone with half a business brain is already in a job or is running their own business. The people who audition for this show are people who have already failed. To be fair would the show be as good (and it's not great) if all of the people on it were competent?

Edited by theaxe on Monday 9th March 13:39
To be honest, I actually think it would be good if the people on it were half good - you'd actually see some action rather than a lot of bhing. I actually went to the audition for this one boxedin and it was a joke which people went through and which didn't. The ones you could tell had half a brain didn't go through to the next round and the one's who blatently didn't and would make fools of themselves on telly did....!!

Romanymagic

3,298 posts

221 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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arryb said:
theaxe said:
Legend83 said:
10 Pence Short said:
Tired format, now. And you just know that whoever gets the none-job will soon realise that's exactly what it is and be doing something else within 12 months.

Alan Sugar is a sad, publicity seeking Labourphile who never ever gets bored of reminding people that he once upon a time had to do some graft.
This is the bit I never get.

Surely anybody with half a business brain would realise that AS is a washed-up has-been who made big-money when computers were the size of tanks, and appears to have not moved with the times. The guy is a dinosaur.
Anyone with half a business brain is already in a job or is running their own business. The people who audition for this show are people who have already failed. To be fair would the show be as good (and it's not great) if all of the people on it were competent?

Edited by theaxe on Monday 9th March 13:39
To be honest, I actually think it would be good if the people on it were half good - you'd actually see some action rather than a lot of bhing. I actually went to the audition for this one boxedin and it was a joke which people went through and which didn't. The ones you could tell had half a brain didn't go through to the next round and the one's who blatently didn't and would make fools of themselves on telly did....!!
So...did you get through!?

Jasandjules

70,012 posts

231 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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Of course the show wouldn't be much good if people were actually highly competent and not fruitcakes... The whole fun of the show is watching them f**k it up right royally then wonder why selling items they bought for £1 for 80p was a good idea.......

JRM

2,045 posts

234 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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Legend83 said:
10 Pence Short said:
Tired format, now. And you just know that whoever gets the none-job will soon realise that's exactly what it is and be doing something else within 12 months.

Alan Sugar is a sad, publicity seeking Labourphile who never ever gets bored of reminding people that he once upon a time had to do some graft.
This is the bit I never get.

Surely anybody with half a business brain would realise that AS is a washed-up has-been who made big-money when computers were the size of tanks, and appears to have not moved with the times. The guy is a dinosaur.
Yeah I agree, the email telephone thing that he insists people use in the office, would have good 20 years ago, but it's laughable now.

What does he actually make any money out of now? I've not seen a good business come out of his organisation in years. Certainly his set top boxes aren't setting teh world alight (unless the break I suppose!)

Carreauchompeur

17,864 posts

206 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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Jasandjules said:
Of course the show wouldn't be much good if people were actually highly competent and not fruitcakes... The whole fun of the show is watching them f**k it up right royally then wonder why selling items they bought for £1 for 80p was a good idea.......
Sounds like my amateur sharedealing tactic silly

3sixty

2,963 posts

201 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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FourWheelDrift said:
E31Shrew said:
Wait for a plethora of massive tie knots and gelled bonces.
And brown shoes with black suits.
Thank you. I thought it was just me who hated this.

bradders

886 posts

273 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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JRM said:
What does he actually make any money out of now? I've not seen a good business come out of his organisation in years. Certainly his set top boxes aren't setting teh world alight (unless the break I suppose!)
Pretty sure Sky bought his set top box business in the last year or so. They have become the standard Sky install of late. So, I guess you can scratch those off the list also - unless you count the income from selling the business.

BigBen

11,668 posts

232 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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bradders said:
JRM said:
What does he actually make any money out of now? I've not seen a good business come out of his organisation in years. Certainly his set top boxes aren't setting teh world alight (unless the break I suppose!)
Pretty sure Sky bought his set top box business in the last year or so. They have become the standard Sky install of late. So, I guess you can scratch those off the list also - unless you count the income from selling the business.
Yep was sold to Sky. Before the sale they were one of Sky's main suppliers and therefore a very successful business.

Ben

Fittster

20,120 posts

215 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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This year expect to see lots of overcoats with velvet collars.

Vlad.

1,086 posts

219 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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It would be interesting to swap Alan Sugar with one of the Dragons from the Den. Mr Sugar would probably take on the most bizarre inventions, and the Dragon would probably fire 9 of the apprentices on the first day.

Mr Trophy

Original Poster:

6,808 posts

205 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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FourWheelDrift said:
E31Shrew said:
Wait for a plethora of massive tie knots and gelled bonces.
And brown shoes with black suits.
What's wrong with that... wink

Superhoop1904

563 posts

210 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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Does anyone know when its starting?

FourWheelDrift

88,707 posts

286 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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Vlad. said:
It would be interesting to swap Alan Sugar with one of the Dragons from the Den. Mr Sugar would probably take on the most bizarre inventions,
"What's that you say, it's a telephone, fax machine and an internet all in one? I'll 'ave it. I'm in"

Vlad.

1,086 posts

219 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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It annoys me that a contestant can get all the way to the final interview stage and then be rejected on something like age or too much experience. Basically they are being rejected based on something that was true on day 1 and so had no chance from the very start.

But I love the show.

Edited by Vlad. on Tuesday 10th March 12:18

arryb

10,555 posts

204 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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Romanymagic said:
arryb said:
theaxe said:
Legend83 said:
10 Pence Short said:
Tired format, now. And you just know that whoever gets the none-job will soon realise that's exactly what it is and be doing something else within 12 months.

Alan Sugar is a sad, publicity seeking Labourphile who never ever gets bored of reminding people that he once upon a time had to do some graft.
This is the bit I never get.

Surely anybody with half a business brain would realise that AS is a washed-up has-been who made big-money when computers were the size of tanks, and appears to have not moved with the times. The guy is a dinosaur.
Anyone with half a business brain is already in a job or is running their own business. The people who audition for this show are people who have already failed. To be fair would the show be as good (and it's not great) if all of the people on it were competent?

Edited by theaxe on Monday 9th March 13:39
To be honest, I actually think it would be good if the people on it were half good - you'd actually see some action rather than a lot of bhing. I actually went to the audition for this one boxedin and it was a joke which people went through and which didn't. The ones you could tell had half a brain didn't go through to the next round and the one's who blatently didn't and would make fools of themselves on telly did....!!
So...did you get through!?
No, I have half a brain!!

Vlad.

1,086 posts

219 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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FourWheelDrift said:
Vlad. said:
It would be interesting to swap Alan Sugar with one of the Dragons from the Den. Mr Sugar would probably take on the most bizarre inventions,
"What's that you say, it's a telephone, fax machine and an internet all in one? I'll 'ave it. I'm in"
Wasn't one of the previous winners tasked with marketing a face massager thing?

simonrockman

6,869 posts

257 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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AMS is actually pretty good at re-inventing himself:http://www.catkeynes.com/CS00055.html


It's property and jet timeshare now.

southendpier

5,272 posts

231 months

Tuesday 10th March 2009
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Vlad. said:
It annoys me that a contestant can get all the way to the final interview stage and then be rejected on something like age or too much experience. Basically they are being rejected based on something that was true on day 1 and so had no chance from the very start.

But I love the show.

Edited by Vlad. on Tuesday 10th March 12:18
Do they? I think that they are simply probed and wound up by the interviewer to see how they react to pressure. Fair tactic if you ask me.

"Are we not entertained?"