The Island -Bear Grylls

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Dan_1981

17,424 posts

200 months

Friday 30th May 2014
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Still enjoying it but it does feel very staged in many ways.

One guy goes missing, we find him just before darkness.

We're thirsty, we just manage to find water.

We need fire, it takes a day but we get there.

Suggestions of casting people away to the other islands, buildings rafts etc.

And now a vote for a leader....

It's like they've all read copies of Lord of the Flies and various other survival novels and been told to try and act them out the best that they can.

Mastodon2

13,832 posts

166 months

Saturday 31st May 2014
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Rupert is a total bell end, just another mid-life crisis, wannabe alpha male moron. How much energy must have been wasted trying to wade across that mud? If there was a caiman there, it would have bolted while him and his dhead squad were arsing about in the mud. Trying to catch one at night, in waist deep water is one of the most retarded ideas I've seen put into action.

If they were not just playing the clock because they know how long they've got left, they wouldn't go in there. If Rupert really was stranded he'd act differently, it's all well and good playing the big hard man when you know you can call in help if you get injured. In a real survival situation, the risk of getting bitten and bleeding to death or getting an infection would quickly rule out pissing around in a swamp at night.

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Saturday 31st May 2014
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Mastodon2 said:
Rupert is a total bell end, just another mid-life crisis...
He's in good shape though!
I don't wanna be tooooo hard on him...he might be me in a number of years! hehe

MiniMan64

16,988 posts

191 months

Monday 2nd June 2014
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Let's be honest, if this was a real survival/men in the wild situation Ryan would have been killed and eaten long ago.

TheGroover

959 posts

276 months

Monday 2nd June 2014
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And they're doing another one. Not something that needs repeating is it?

Dan_1981

17,424 posts

200 months

Monday 2nd June 2014
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They'll let women on the next one and it'll turn into Big Brother.

dai1983

2,924 posts

150 months

Tuesday 3rd June 2014
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TheGroover said:
And they're doing another one. Not something that needs repeating is it?
I told my mrs she should give it a go! I would love to see that. I did wonder for a second why they didn't have any women on there but quickly realised that we have desires for food, water and sex!

What you've got to remember is that being hungry, thirsty and bored makes you act and behave differently. Bad decision making being one of them. You could put anyone in that situation and they would start snapping and bhing at each other.

The Don of Croy

6,007 posts

160 months

Tuesday 3rd June 2014
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They should have elected Ryan as leader - cannot believe he didn't walk it...

Finding the bees - this week's hidden treasure - was very handy. Again.

Overall not bad telly, but rather overblown in it's desire to reveal the real man (one who doesn't eat endangered species) without resorting to nastiness.

0000

13,812 posts

192 months

Tuesday 3rd June 2014
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I'd watch another one, especially if they learn from it; not adding the yucca, digging out the water pit, etc. and leaving them there another month. Ideally without cameramen with war zone experience too.

tonyvid

9,869 posts

244 months

Tuesday 3rd June 2014
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Dan_1981 said:
They'll let women on the next one and it'll turn into Big Brother.
The first thing they would do is set up the WiFi so they could update their Facebook status!

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Tuesday 3rd June 2014
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You wouldn't want one in your garden.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchineel

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

233 months

Tuesday 3rd June 2014
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Halb said:
You wouldn't want one in your garden.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchineel
Maybe not, but the facts contained in the wiki article about its toxicity is a long way from the way it was described on the programme. It sounds like it is highly unlikely to kill you and yet the programme would have us believe that one look at it could kill a thousand men. A bit like medusa's head.

Also, what I didn't like was the fact it appeared towards the end (when they fed him at the end) that they had actually got a good survival and food regime going (which I was interested to see) and yet the programme did not imply this at any stage. It made out that they were eeking an existence by the skin of their teeth.

carreauchompeur

17,857 posts

205 months

Tuesday 3rd June 2014
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Halb said:
You wouldn't want one in your garden.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchineel
The tree and its parts contain strong toxins, some unidentified. Its milky white sap contains phorbol and other skin irritants, producing strong allergic dermatitis.[2] Standing beneath the tree during rain will cause blistering of the skin from mere contact with this liquid (even a small drop of rain with the milky substance in it will cause the skin to blister). Burning the tree may cause blindness if the smoke reaches the eyes.

fk that!

0000

13,812 posts

192 months

Tuesday 3rd June 2014
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blindswelledrat said:
Also, what I didn't like was the fact it appeared towards the end (when they fed him at the end) that they had actually got a good survival and food regime going (which I was interested to see) and yet the programme did not imply this at any stage. It made out that they were eeking an existence by the skin of their teeth.
Maybe. It felt more to me like they were probably overstating how well they'd done based on scrounging together food that would've been intended for a dozen guys to make one meal, knowing they wouldn't have to save any of it for the next one either. Quite surprised they had a filter system for their water though, that was unexpectedly shrewd.

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

233 months

Tuesday 3rd June 2014
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0000 said:
Maybe. It felt more to me like they were probably overstating how well they'd done based on scrounging together food that would've been intended for a dozen guys to make one meal, knowing they wouldn't have to save any of it for the next one either. Quite surprised they had a filter system for their water though, that was unexpectedly shrewd.
THat's true enough but take the crab for example:
Someone mentioned that sleeping on the floor meant they got attacked by crabs which implied they were plentiful.
At no stage did they show them eating crabs.
Also it appears they had a source of lemons and limes which were never showed.
Instead all they did was show them nibbling snails and rotten fish.

JB!

5,254 posts

181 months

Tuesday 3rd June 2014
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Yeah seems to be more than they have shown going on. I saw impovised crab pots too, but no word on how well those did?

Dan_1981

17,424 posts

200 months

Tuesday 3rd June 2014
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I didn't watch the program after the final episode which was meant to be Bear explaining lots more about how the Island was prepped etc - did it explain anything in any detail?

nicanary

9,823 posts

147 months

Tuesday 3rd June 2014
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JB! said:
Yeah seems to be more than they have shown going on. I saw impovised crab pots too, but no word on how well those did?
I'd been harping on to my family for weeks about how they had made no effort to make a raft, which would have enabled fishing further out into the bay. Amazing how one appeared in the last episode. I think you have to be careful what wood you use - I think coconut trees are porous and go soggy very quickly, but there must have been other species. And plenty of strong twine for binding, amongst all the jetsam.

Two rafts even better - use them to seal off the entrance to the inlet, and string nets between them.

Juicetin1

608 posts

191 months

Tuesday 3rd June 2014
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Dan_1981 said:
I didn't watch the program after the final episode which was meant to be Bear explaining lots more about how the Island was prepped etc - did it explain anything in any detail?
The after-show was good but didn't say anything about the Island being prepped.
Watching them have their first meal when back on land was funny, like they'd all died and gone to heaven. It was grilled chicken, boiled rice and veg by the look of it.

JB!

5,254 posts

181 months

Wednesday 4th June 2014
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nicanary said:
I'd been harping on to my family for weeks about how they had made no effort to make a raft, which would have enabled fishing further out into the bay. Amazing how one appeared in the last episode. I think you have to be careful what wood you use - I think coconut trees are porous and go soggy very quickly, but there must have been other species. And plenty of strong twine for binding, amongst all the jetsam.

Two rafts even better - use them to seal off the entrance to the inlet, and string nets between them.
Yeah, I'm suprised they didn't go for polynesian-style canoes, no saw to cut the timber with but you can still burn a tree down carefully...

Does go to show though, just how much a few simple tools would make the world of difference.