Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[kowalski655]

iandc said:

Argleton said:

Voluptuous, if we're being kind.

Fat if we aren't!!

Still extremely doable either way

[LuS1fer]

The Red Bull evolution advert is really annoying, seems to be a collection of the worst example of every species.

[threespires]

Virgin Media ad with cutsy kids singing.
One kid proclaims 'Kill it'

What an awful expression.

It was just on again. I miss heard. 'Hit it'

Edited by threespires on Friday 5th June 20:04

[mdavids]

threespires said:

Virgin Media ad with cutsy kids singing.
One kid proclaims 'Kill it'

What an awful expression.

I think there must be a competition between ad companies to see who can produce the cringiest, cheesiest covid/lockdown related ad. This one wins by a mile and has me diving for the remote.
Never mind the 40000 deaths, the mawkish sentimental bullst they've come up with is the worst thing about the last 3 months.

[bristolracer]

"I know how to look after my body but how do you look after your teeth?"

You brush them you stupid bint
The same way your parents taught you when you were 3.

Shut up

[iandc]

bristolracer said:

"I know how to look after my body but how do you look after your teeth?"

You brush them you stupid bint
The same way your parents taught you when you were 3.

Shut up

"I didn't know Oral B made toothpaste" Well you haven;t been watching your own adverts then!

[vulture1]

iandc said:

bristolracer said:

"I know how to look after my body but how do you look after your teeth?"

You brush them you stupid bint
The same way your parents taught you when you were 3.

Shut up

"I didn't know Oral B made toothpaste" Well you haven;t been watching your own adverts then!

They have dropped that part i think oral B finaly realised how stupid that sounded.

[fathomfive]

The all new digital Golf mk 8 with the Kemps.

[cuprabob]

fathomfive said:

The all new digital Golf mk 8 with the Kemps.

True

[iandc]

Zoflora have grasped the "poetry" nettle. An apalling "poem" about disinfecting your house. God help us all!

[jakesmith]

BUM

HIPS

HEART

I know how to keep my BODY healthy












But how do I keep my MOUTH healthy!?

Edited by jakesmith on Saturday 6th June 22:12

Edited by jakesmith on Saturday 6th June 22:13

[LuS1fer]

jakesmith said:

BUM

HIPS

HEART

I know how to keep my BODY healthy

But how do I keep my MOUTH healthy?

As soon as she says Bum, I always add t*ts and v*g*n* for the sake of completeness.

And my suggestion for keeping her mouth healthy didn't make the cut.

[thegreenhell]

Yet another one from Nationwide, with some mad old woman going "Cuckoo. Cuckoo."

[iandc]

thegreenhell said:

Yet another one from Nationwide, with some mad old woman going "Cuckoo. Cuckoo."

Can't we petition Ofcom to get any Nationwide advert banned for life!!

[21st Century Man]

thegreenhell said:

Yet another one from Nationwide, with some mad old woman going "Cuckoo. Cuckoo."

A migrant brood parasite, it suits their all inclusive diversity touchy feely caring sharing socially progressive liberal in it together narrative. If only they could shoe horn in gender and disability with a trans Cuckoo in a wheelchair with dreads, a spring for a limb, and downs or palsy, clapping for the NHS whilst gushing about how eternally grateful they are for Uber drivers and singing with a load of brats on Teams.

[LuS1fer]

21st Century Man said:

A migrant brood parasite, it suits their all inclusive diversity touchy feely caring sharing socially progressive liberal in it together narrative. If only they could shoe horn in gender and disability with a trans Cuckoo in a wheelchair with dreads, a spring for a limb, and downs or palsy, clapping for the NHS whilst gushing about how eternally grateful they are for Uber drivers and singing with a load of brats on Teams.

Nailed it.
Almost required a Watney's Red Barrel in there.

[Jazzy Jag]

cuprabob said:

fathomfive said:

The all new digital Golf mk 8 with the Kemps.

True

ISWYDT!

Gold!

[tertius]

Jazzy Jag said:

cuprabob said:

fathomfive said:

The all new digital Golf mk 8 with the Kemps.

True

ISWYDT!

Gold!

It’s very nearly as bad as the Brita advert with the insufferably smug woman and her impossibly weak willed husband.

[J4CKO]

LuS1fer said:

jakesmith said:

BUM

HIPS

HEART

I know how to keep my BODY healthy

But how do I keep my MOUTH healthy?

As soon as she says Bum, I always add t*ts and v*g*n* for the sake of completeness.

And my suggestion for keeping her mouth healthy didn't make the cut.

Did it involve keeping it away from middle aged forum inhabitants manky knobs ?

[rider73]

jakesmith said:

BUM

HIPS

HEART

I know how to keep my BODY healthy












But how do I keep my MOUTH healthy!?

Edited by jakesmith on Saturday 6th June 22:12

Edited by jakesmith on Saturday 6th June 22:13

ive posted it before and i'll post it again about this ad

SHUT YOUR TRAP

thats how you keep it healthy - i shout it out every time i see the ad, much to the annoyance of my BH.