Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[Blown2CV]

drives me nuts that ad... who is going to see the message and feel it is so relatable? Yea I haven't got a clue what to do with my teeth either! If you didn't, and you were an adult, then you'd have no teeth left to bother about anyway... who the fk is it for? I can only hope it is purely designed to piss people off and generate conversation. That's the only way it could be seen as clever advertising.

[droopsnoot]

fathomfive said:

The all new digital Golf mk 8 with the Kemps.

Wasn't helped by ITV showing it twice, back to back, during the first ad break in "Casino Royale" the other night. (Or at least I think that's what it was in).

[rider73]

ooof

Jamies Tesco ad - the usual cheeky grin, "easy" ways to make the meal "quick and fantastc" all the buzz words - and careful VIDEO style use of just showing a tiny kitchen and tiny little table full of his family (of course!) - it just irratates me !!!!!!!

[cuprabob]

rider73 said:

ooof

Jamies Tesco ad - the usual cheeky grin, "easy" ways to make the meal "quick and fantastc" all the buzz words - and careful VIDEO style use of just showing a tiny kitchen and tiny little table full of his family (of course!) - it just irratates me !!!!!!!

Not to mention it wasn't long ago he was the face of Sainsburys

[rider73]

cuprabob said:

rider73 said:

ooof

Jamies Tesco ad - the usual cheeky grin, "easy" ways to make the meal "quick and fantastc" all the buzz words - and careful VIDEO style use of just showing a tiny kitchen and tiny little table full of his family (of course!) - it just irratates me !!!!!!!

Not to mention it wasn't long ago he was the face of Sainsburys

indeed - and did he not critisise Tesco for its labelling, chicken sourcing, and dodgy tactics for small suppliers etc etc -
seems he's keen to do anything these days to stay on TV

[Halmyre]

Morningside said:

Meerkat money saving advert's - It's run out of steam, give it up it is dull and boring now. Autosergei? Just pushed it over the edge. fk off!

And adding Take That is just an extra layer of st in a st sandwich.

[Escort3500]

rider73 said:

cuprabob said:

rider73 said:

ooof

Jamies Tesco ad - the usual cheeky grin, "easy" ways to make the meal "quick and fantastc" all the buzz words - and careful VIDEO style use of just showing a tiny kitchen and tiny little table full of his family (of course!) - it just irratates me !!!!!!!

Not to mention it wasn't long ago he was the face of Sainsburys

indeed - and did he not critisise Tesco for its labelling, chicken sourcing, and dodgy tactics for small suppliers etc etc -
seems he's keen to do anything these days to stay on TV

Mortgage payments...

[anonymoususer]

The hidden quizshow name in the grid
ITV4
Plus bonus prize if you can get the name of a flower

It's countdown
And Rose

And to submit the answers it only costs you around a tenner via text

[rider73]

Escort3500 said:

rider73 said:

cuprabob said:

rider73 said:

ooof

Jamies Tesco ad - the usual cheeky grin, "easy" ways to make the meal "quick and fantastc" all the buzz words - and careful VIDEO style use of just showing a tiny kitchen and tiny little table full of his family (of course!) - it just irratates me !!!!!!!

Not to mention it wasn't long ago he was the face of Sainsburys

indeed - and did he not critisise Tesco for its labelling, chicken sourcing, and dodgy tactics for small suppliers etc etc -
seems he's keen to do anything these days to stay on TV

Mortgage payments...

ooof no wonder they only shown (probably) his downstairs basement 3rd backup kitchen and table in the ad - and i think in his C4 cooking with jamie in lockdown series............i guess the redundant staff from his failed resteraunt business wouldnt be too pleased seeing that house in the tesco ad either.

[Escort3500]

rider73 said:

Escort3500 said:

rider73 said:

cuprabob said:

rider73 said:

ooof

Jamies Tesco ad - the usual cheeky grin, "easy" ways to make the meal "quick and fantastc" all the buzz words - and careful VIDEO style use of just showing a tiny kitchen and tiny little table full of his family (of course!) - it just irratates me !!!!!!!

Not to mention it wasn't long ago he was the face of Sainsburys

indeed - and did he not critisise Tesco for its labelling, chicken sourcing, and dodgy tactics for small suppliers etc etc -
seems he's keen to do anything these days to stay on TV

Mortgage payments...

ooof no wonder they only shown (probably) his downstairs basement 3rd backup kitchen and table in the ad - and i think in his C4 cooking with jamie in lockdown series............i guess the redundant staff from his failed resteraunt business wouldnt be too pleased seeing that house in the tesco ad either.

Only set him back £6m (and he’s spending lots more renovating it apparently). I’m sure his former staff would understand.

[nicanary]

HSBC claiming their tellers are performing a public service during the pandemic. Trying to place them on the same level as care workers. Sandy Toksvig taking the healthy payday should be ashamed.

PS Got to be careful - I've got an HSBC pension......

[Jazzy Jag]

Not an ad, as such, but a promotional trailer.

Big Zuu's Big Eats.

Who the flying f#@* is Big Zuu, and why can't he speak properly?

[21st Century Man]

Sainsbury's wibbering gibbering murdering of The Flight Of The Bumblebee.

I've put it in the same category as mime artists, I'd be quite happy to punch and punch and punch until my fist was a bloody stump and I required as much reconstructive surgery as they would.

[Zad]

21st Century Man said:

Sainsbury's wibbering gibbering murdering of The Flight Of The Bumblebee.

I've put it in the same category as mime artists, I'd be quite happy to punch and punch and punch until my fist was a bloody stump and I required as much reconstructive surgery as they would.

It owes a lot to this... thing...



Urgh.

[dirky dirk]

rider73 said:

jakesmith said:

BUM

HIPS

HEART

I know how to keep my BODY healthy












But how do I keep my MOUTH healthy!?

Edited by jakesmith on Saturday 6th June 22:12

Edited by jakesmith on Saturday 6th June 22:13

ive posted it before and i'll post it again about this ad

SHUT YOUR TRAP

thats how you keep it healthy - i shout it out every time i see the ad, much to the annoyance of my BH.

Always look up when she says bum
And end up ddisappointed

[dirky dirk]

I just saw the vw ad,

Hows that ended up on telly?

Whats that lipped thing getting in the car?
Awful colour
Dont recognise the lad

Thats a disaster of an advertt

[Jasey_]

dirky dirk said:

I just saw the vw ad,

Hows that ended up on telly?

Whats that lipped thing getting in the car?
Awful colour
Dont recognise the lad

Thats a disaster of an advertt

Lad is Kemp's son.

No idea who the bint is

[cuprabob]

Jasey_ said:

dirky dirk said:

I just saw the vw ad,

Hows that ended up on telly?

Whats that lipped thing getting in the car?
Awful colour
Dont recognise the lad

Thats a disaster of an advertt

Lad is Kemp's son.

No idea who the bint is

I assume she's one of the people on TOWIE.

[LuS1fer]

Nintendo Switch with the big ring. Rubbish.

Edited by LuS1fer on Tuesday 9th June 09:15

[anonymoususer]

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