The Apprentice 2019

[FourWheelDrift]

That's because your ideas suck Lottie.

[Laurel Green]

During the firing, will his Lordship say 'on your bike'?

[Langweilig]

Sorry, but the Highway Code states that sore nutsacks are not permissable as bike lights.

[Langweilig]

Laurel Green said:

During the firing, will his Lordship say 'on your bike'?

You spoke that idea first.

[J4CKO]

Iasha, is it me or does she sound exactly like Pauline McLynn, i.e. Mrs Doyle from Father Ted / Libby from Shameless ?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQsWEeREfVM

[Laurel Green]

Langweilig said:

Laurel Green said:

During the firing, will his Lordship say 'on your bike'?

You spoke that idea first.

I guess I'll be saddled with that.

[anonymous-user]

How do they get a prototype made overnight and delivered the next day?

[anonymous-user]

anonymous said:

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Welded tubes not difficult.

[Sparky137]

anonymous said:

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TV Magic!!

[Langweilig]

Is there a helpline I could call after watching this moron-fest?

[anonymous-user]

you know

[thegreenhell]

anonymous said:

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The bikes already existed. All they've done is to choose the colours and some stickers for it.

[anonymous-user]

thegreenhell said:

The bikes already existed. All they've done is to choose the colours and some stickers for it.

That’s what I was thinking.

[Halb]

Go Biff!

get yer nuts in

[Andy 308GTB]

Carina is as rough as old boots.

[Langweilig]

What, One and a quarter million pounds in orders? Amazing!

[greggy50]

Very strange that they are judged on revenue and not profit...

[Sparky137]

greggy50 said:

Very strange that they are judged on turnover and not profit...

As a business owning friend of mine once told me: Turnover is vanity, profit is sanity.

[anonymous-user]

It’s all fake, what bike retailer is going to buy a shopper bike at £1,700 wholesale?

What would the retail price be?

[greggy50]

Sparky137 said:

greggy50 said:

Very strange that they are judged on turnover and not profit...

As a business owning friend of mine once told me: Turnover is vanity, profit is sanity.

It made me laugh at one point when a candidate would have happily lowered the sale price to £1k to sell 5 more bikes when they had already agreed 20 at £2k a pop... They really are fking idiots nowadays compared to the earlier series