Clarkson’s Farm
Discussion
Wills2 said:
p1stonhead said:
Smollet said:
CheesecakeRunner said:
Mont Blanc said:
What an absolute prick that doorman was:
"If you knock that loud again, I'll throw you out"
"Sorry, we're farmers"
"I don't care. I'm not"
fk off mate.
I suspect the producers felt the same, hence it being left in and the volume boosted. "If you knock that loud again, I'll throw you out"
"Sorry, we're farmers"
"I don't care. I'm not"
fk off mate.
Also Sunak comes across as such a Millhouse doesn’t he. The awkward sidekick of someone, really wanting to be cool
People clearly have no idea how TV is made in reality. Take a show where there is the classic scene where presenter first meets the person of interest.
There aren't the multiple cameras and their setups that might be found on say a movie set.
General area shots.
Presenter walking up to front door, maybe several takes from different angles.
Ringing door bell, again not just one take, maybe ones involving not just door bell but knocking.
Person answers door, again several takes from different angles including ones focusing on one or other.
Get invited to go inside, more takes from outside and inside property.
And that's all without retakes because someone laughed or an ice cream van rocked up with chimes going or whatever.
All that's just for the few seconds of the completely artificial construction of presenter meets person for supposedly first time which of course is never actually the case.
TV, smoke, mirrors.
There aren't the multiple cameras and their setups that might be found on say a movie set.
General area shots.
Presenter walking up to front door, maybe several takes from different angles.
Ringing door bell, again not just one take, maybe ones involving not just door bell but knocking.
Person answers door, again several takes from different angles including ones focusing on one or other.
Get invited to go inside, more takes from outside and inside property.
And that's all without retakes because someone laughed or an ice cream van rocked up with chimes going or whatever.
All that's just for the few seconds of the completely artificial construction of presenter meets person for supposedly first time which of course is never actually the case.
TV, smoke, mirrors.
FiF said:
People clearly have no idea how TV is made in reality. Take a show where there is the classic scene where presenter first meets the person of interest.
There aren't the multiple cameras and their setups that might be found on say a movie set.
General area shots.
Presenter walking up to front door, maybe several takes from different angles.
Ringing door bell, again not just one take, maybe ones involving not just door bell but knocking.
Person answers door, again several takes from different angles including ones focusing on one or other.
Get invited to go inside, more takes from outside and inside property.
And that's all without retakes because someone laughed or an ice cream van rocked up with chimes going or whatever.
All that's just for the few seconds of the completely artificial construction of presenter meets person for supposedly first time which of course is never actually the case.
TV, smoke, mirrors.
My wife and daughter were filmed standing outside of her amusingly-named shop for a 3 second "sponsored by" bit before the proper adverts... it took about a dozen people and most of a day! There aren't the multiple cameras and their setups that might be found on say a movie set.
General area shots.
Presenter walking up to front door, maybe several takes from different angles.
Ringing door bell, again not just one take, maybe ones involving not just door bell but knocking.
Person answers door, again several takes from different angles including ones focusing on one or other.
Get invited to go inside, more takes from outside and inside property.
And that's all without retakes because someone laughed or an ice cream van rocked up with chimes going or whatever.
All that's just for the few seconds of the completely artificial construction of presenter meets person for supposedly first time which of course is never actually the case.
TV, smoke, mirrors.
The goat weighing was hysterical. Lizzy the goat lady's constraint when she saw how they were trying to weigh them was so funny, only matched by the camera guy on the ground being mobbed by the goats... or maybe the comment from Jeremy to Lisa about her being in the harness.
Bright Halo said:
Lisa is lovely and Jezza showed his human side.
She really is lovely and I've always believed Jeremy was much more than his media personality.defblade said:
FiF said:
People clearly have no idea how TV is made in reality. Take a show where there is the classic scene where presenter first meets the person of interest.
There aren't the multiple cameras and their setups that might be found on say a movie set.
General area shots.
Presenter walking up to front door, maybe several takes from different angles.
Ringing door bell, again not just one take, maybe ones involving not just door bell but knocking.
Person answers door, again several takes from different angles including ones focusing on one or other.
Get invited to go inside, more takes from outside and inside property.
And that's all without retakes because someone laughed or an ice cream van rocked up with chimes going or whatever.
All that's just for the few seconds of the completely artificial construction of presenter meets person for supposedly first time which of course is never actually the case.
TV, smoke, mirrors.
My wife and daughter were filmed standing outside of her amusingly-named shop for a 3 second "sponsored by" bit before the proper adverts... it took about a dozen people and most of a day! There aren't the multiple cameras and their setups that might be found on say a movie set.
General area shots.
Presenter walking up to front door, maybe several takes from different angles.
Ringing door bell, again not just one take, maybe ones involving not just door bell but knocking.
Person answers door, again several takes from different angles including ones focusing on one or other.
Get invited to go inside, more takes from outside and inside property.
And that's all without retakes because someone laughed or an ice cream van rocked up with chimes going or whatever.
All that's just for the few seconds of the completely artificial construction of presenter meets person for supposedly first time which of course is never actually the case.
TV, smoke, mirrors.
MBBlat said:
defblade said:
FiF said:
People clearly have no idea how TV is made in reality. Take a show where there is the classic scene where presenter first meets the person of interest.
There aren't the multiple cameras and their setups that might be found on say a movie set.
General area shots.
Presenter walking up to front door, maybe several takes from different angles.
Ringing door bell, again not just one take, maybe ones involving not just door bell but knocking.
Person answers door, again several takes from different angles including ones focusing on one or other.
Get invited to go inside, more takes from outside and inside property.
And that's all without retakes because someone laughed or an ice cream van rocked up with chimes going or whatever.
All that's just for the few seconds of the completely artificial construction of presenter meets person for supposedly first time which of course is never actually the case.
TV, smoke, mirrors.
My wife and daughter were filmed standing outside of her amusingly-named shop for a 3 second "sponsored by" bit before the proper adverts... it took about a dozen people and most of a day! There aren't the multiple cameras and their setups that might be found on say a movie set.
General area shots.
Presenter walking up to front door, maybe several takes from different angles.
Ringing door bell, again not just one take, maybe ones involving not just door bell but knocking.
Person answers door, again several takes from different angles including ones focusing on one or other.
Get invited to go inside, more takes from outside and inside property.
And that's all without retakes because someone laughed or an ice cream van rocked up with chimes going or whatever.
All that's just for the few seconds of the completely artificial construction of presenter meets person for supposedly first time which of course is never actually the case.
TV, smoke, mirrors.
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