Mr Bates vs The Post Office

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balise

1,877 posts

212 months

Tuesday 30th April
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Me too.

I can't remember, someone else did it.

sir humphrey appleby

1,629 posts

224 months

Tuesday 30th April
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The least he could do was to buy a suit that fitted him!

balise

1,877 posts

212 months

Tuesday 30th April
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I'm waiting for Sir Wyn to chip in about all this memory loss

Bonefish Blues

27,161 posts

225 months

Tuesday 30th April
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Woah, we have a breakthrough. He had a vague recollection!

balise

1,877 posts

212 months

Tuesday 30th April
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I'm expecting some barbed comments on his memory from the core participants reps.

simonrockman

6,869 posts

257 months

Tuesday 30th April
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sir humphrey appleby said:
The least he could do was to buy a suit that fitted him!
He probably could not recall his measurements.

LimmerickLad

1,087 posts

17 months

Tuesday 30th April
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I'm watching on catchup about 30 mins behind...is it worth still me watching it until lunch break?

732NM

4,870 posts

17 months

Tuesday 30th April
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I sussed this guy out immediately, as in my first comment. Liar liar pants on fire.

Bonefish Blues

27,161 posts

225 months

Tuesday 30th April
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Am no longer annoyed - well at least I know who Captain Can't Recall reminds me of

https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=2e2146100c56...

balise

1,877 posts

212 months

Tuesday 30th April
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The words don't mean that. I meant them to say something else.

Fastpedeller

3,910 posts

148 months

Tuesday 30th April
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the tribester said:
JB ''Take a step back from the answer of an automaton''
Mr Beer is great - I do think I've noticed a small 'chuckle' whenever he says 'Womble Bond Dickinson' biggrin Anyone else agree?
I'm sure I wouldn't be able to hold my composure to say it - Also how do the various KC's keep cool when the witness is clearly lying and obfuscating?
Rivetting stuff indeed.

Bonefish Blues

27,161 posts

225 months

Tuesday 30th April
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Fastpedeller said:
the tribester said:
JB ''Take a step back from the answer of an automaton''
Mr Beer is great - I do think I've noticed a small 'chuckle' whenever he says 'Womble Bond Dickinson' biggrin Anyone else agree?
I'm sure I wouldn't be able to hold my composure to say it - Also how do the various KC's keep cool when the witness is clearly lying and obfuscating?
Rivetting stuff indeed.
Endless fking practice?!

kestral

1,750 posts

209 months

Tuesday 30th April
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The old police officer to avoid lying phrase. "I cannot recall" not "I can't remember" when they can.

Watch for the switch from one to the other when they want to avoide the truth.

laugh

dundarach

5,135 posts

230 months

Tuesday 30th April
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Ed Henry is great, he's like Ironside


Teppic

7,408 posts

259 months

Tuesday 30th April
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He can recall exactly when he was on "sabattical", but can't recall anything else...

Bonefish Blues

27,161 posts

225 months

Tuesday 30th April
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Teppic said:
He can recall exactly when he was on "sabattical", but can't recall anything else...
Anything in the negative is crystalline. Everything else is in his memory black hole

simonrockman

6,869 posts

257 months

Tuesday 30th April
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All the witnesses have the same boilerplate apology. They have clearly all been in training for their appearances. Flemington dropped the ball on both being no help at all before he gave the apology and then saying he hoped he had helped, and in revealing that he knew what was in someone else's bundle.

It will be interesting to see if anyone does any digging to find out if that email has been shown previously. I suspect not.

Short Grain

2,900 posts

222 months

Tuesday 30th April
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Bloody Hell, he remembered to apologise!

blueg33

36,337 posts

226 months

Tuesday 30th April
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Fastpedeller said:
- Also how do the various KC's keep cool when the witness is clearly lying and obfuscating?
Rivetting stuff indeed.
They win by keeping cool, a point is much more effectively made in a cool calm measured manner. The barbs are sometimes subtle, so subtle that the witness is lured into a sense of false security, but you can be sure that Sir Wyn spots every one

LimmerickLad

1,087 posts

17 months

Tuesday 30th April
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Just realised who Flemington reminds me of.............Derek of Mavis and Derek in Corry......I don't really know!!!!!!