Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

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Jazzy Jag

3,443 posts

93 months

Tuesday 29th September 2020
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Who buys these bloody coins?

The latest one is a news reader waffling on about a coin to celebrate 50 years since decimalisation .

It £70 for an 11mm coin FFS.


21st Century Man

41,060 posts

250 months

Tuesday 29th September 2020
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Scots donkey is refreshing in a sea of woke. I like.

anonymous-user

56 months

Tuesday 29th September 2020
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Jazzy Jag said:
Who buys these bloody coins?

The latest one is a news reader waffling on about a coin to celebrate 50 years since decimalisation .

It £70 for an 11mm coin FFS.
But look, you are getting a 22 carat gold coin for just £69.99 and they are only making 3999 of them! (Yes I am being sarcastic)

https://hattonsoflondon.co.uk/product/the-2020-pre...

The actual scrap value of that gold (which is all it will ever be worth) is £43.215. Not great, not terrible.

Not as bad as buying some lady Diana tat from the Franklin mint I guess.




LukeBrown66

4,479 posts

48 months

Tuesday 29th September 2020
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BMW rookie to rider ad on Spotify.

Not that bad but when that awful company ram it down your throat EVERY ad break it starts to grind.

Thing is with the these people I deliberately would not use a service or company like Amazon or the like that rams ads down my throat, am I the norm? Probably not, but I have often gone elsewhere for some things if an advert really offends or annoys me. I'm sure other must do aswell

Gone are the days when ads could be funny, factual, now they are ALL pretty much condescending, painfully thin in many ways or just trash. It cant work surely

anonymoususer

5,981 posts

50 months

Tuesday 29th September 2020
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Daz

Using Daz means you get an attractive black partner and you get lots of sex

anonymous-user

56 months

Wednesday 30th September 2020
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The Halifax TV adverts
Something about it’s ok to go out, or ok to stay in

Looks like they are home made, dreamt up by the staff over coffee

No idea what it has to do with banking

Similar to the old Barclays adverts about internet safety

Zero to do with banking , just some incoherent ramble. Nuts

Edited by anonymous-user on Wednesday 30th September 16:08

swisstoni

17,171 posts

281 months

Wednesday 30th September 2020
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Jazzy Jag said:
Who buys these bloody coins?

The latest one is a news reader waffling on about a coin to celebrate 50 years since decimalisation .

It £70 for an 11mm coin FFS.
They, along with the charity chuggers, seem to be targeting the old folks, stuck indoors with a telly in front of them.

Daytime Sky News and Talking Pictures (an old film channel) are an absolute spawning ground of this type of ad.

davek_964

8,881 posts

177 months

Wednesday 30th September 2020
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Butternut Box.

I don't even know why I find it so irritating, but it's top of my hate list right now. Even more than the Asda and Track and Trace ones, which is saying something.

poo at Paul's

14,196 posts

177 months

Wednesday 30th September 2020
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Having signed up to Netflix during lockdown and been dabbling on Amazon for a few years, pretty much ANY ad makes me want to smash the telly up!

We watched a "Bull" on FX the other night, in one section, there was 7 mins of ads followed by 6 mins of TV, then 5 more mins of ads! Not each break but i reckon the un time was only about 40 mins spun out to 60 with crap ads.
Amazing how soon you fall out of love with them!

poo at Paul's

14,196 posts

177 months

Wednesday 30th September 2020
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Oh "Parselybox" ready meals. That nob at the end saying his cottage pie, no, LASAGNE is his favourite!! The way he does it like he is getting noshed off at the time..! ! faaaaark off.

bristolracer

5,561 posts

151 months

Wednesday 30th September 2020
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poo at Paul's said:
Having signed up to Netflix during lockdown and been dabbling on Amazon for a few years, pretty much ANY ad makes me want to smash the telly up!

We watched a "Bull" on FX the other night, in one section, there was 7 mins of ads followed by 6 mins of TV, then 5 more mins of ads! Not each break but i reckon the un time was only about 40 mins spun out to 60 with crap ads.
Amazing how soon you fall out of love with them!
It's one of the reasons I still have a free view recorder.
At least I can whizz through the ads and theres nothing they can do to stop it.

The advertising industry and its intrusive advertising on tv radio and the internet will drive many people into pay per use subscription services and put them beyond reach of their awful output.


Sophisticated Sarah

15,077 posts

171 months

Wednesday 30th September 2020
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Seems we’ve reached peak stty adverts.

“Hands space face”
“Eyyyyy ooooop arrrrm a Nerrrrrvern Cumuner ooo shups t’Asda”

I’m just glad I was holding the baby when that ste came on. Prevented me from launching anything at the tv

anonymous-user

56 months

Wednesday 30th September 2020
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21st Century Man said:
Scots donkey is refreshing in a sea of woke. I like.
I don't know if this particular one does (although wouldnt be surprised) have you noticed adverts put hashtags about the advert in some sort of premature buzz that the latest advert is going to be the talk of twitter by the twitter idiots?

  1. scotsdonkey

Blown2CV

29,071 posts

205 months

Wednesday 30th September 2020
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Kim Wilde cadbury's semi-dark chocolate new product... they must have dangled her some serious cash as that st is excrutiating. We're no longer the kids in america! fk off

Falconer

299 posts

52 months

Wednesday 30th September 2020
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rider73 said:
Sunday night - marketing man is desperate to win the bid for listerine on Monday ............but what could he come up with, if only he had some sort of original thought in his body, if only he handnt spent all weekend partying in The City, sniffing lines, buying a TAG watch and banging Steph from Lloyds bank marketing.............................he sits down in front of his 65inch plasma in his 1 bed apartment with "bright fresh open plan kitchen lounge" , turns on the remote and BBC are showing SHREK..........................my god its good, if only he could think of ideas like this........................almost to the end now - oh how he loves donkey .............. oh how he loves donkeys singing and rapping rhymes.....then he' got IT !!!!- why not, he could do it, but people would know - would his image be tarnished, would they all look at him on Monday and see through his slick back hair, Hugo Boss shirt and suit, his new silk tie and see a fraud - would they , if he suggests a Donkey singing to a man using Listerine - would they see it

then he has a smug satisfaction inside himself as it dawns as he sucks up another line...........

this is why he's a genius

this is why everyone loves him

this is why men want to be him and women with him

this is why he justifies his enormous pay cheque and lifestyle

just put shrek's accent on the donkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

his fist pumps the air, walks over to his window of his apartment and looks out, pleased with his work -

looking down at his 800 a month Audi Q5 jammed into his 1 allocated parking slot of the apartment block - he nods - yes, you'll be a Q7 come month end bonus...............


Edited by rider73 on Tuesday 29th September 08:20
I think you have issues with someone rather than the advert.

Langweilig

4,345 posts

213 months

Wednesday 30th September 2020
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The new Nationwide advert which ends with the words, "What's going on?"

I feel that I need add no more.

LuS1fer

41,167 posts

247 months

Wednesday 30th September 2020
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The John Lewis advert purloining the Muppets tune to no obvious end, save to highlight two irritating kids.

spanky3

258 posts

143 months

Wednesday 30th September 2020
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1) Every patronising hands-face-space advert
2) The asda ones with the bloke who sounds like he has learning difficulties.

GC8

19,910 posts

192 months

Wednesday 30th September 2020
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C-19 appears to be responsible for some appalling quality adverts.

I wonder whether there is a law requiring ridiculous virtue signalling in every conventionally produced advert now.

Is there one without a gay couple or some other nonsense?

Terzo123

4,338 posts

210 months

Thursday 1st October 2020
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LuS1fer said:
The John Lewis advert purloining the Muppets tune to no obvious end, save to highlight two irritating kids.
I saw that for the first time tonight, I didn't mind it.

Being in Scotland I've been subjected to an advert for Dragon Soop ESQ.

Now that is terrible.