The Island -Bear Grylls

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LittleBigPlanet

1,127 posts

142 months

Tuesday 16th May 2017
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briangriffin said:
Yeah I'd agree the weakest one so far, what would you prefer the set up be for next series?

I think I'd like to see perhaps white collar professionals/ typical city folk who haven't ever had to get their hands dirty on one island vs blue collar workers/ tradesmen with hands on skills.

Brains vs brawn perhaps In a simplified sense
I like that idea! I'm just getting a bit bored of the 'almost dying' storyline. Let's see a group really flourish (I can't recall a series yet where this has happened but I'm sure someone else will be along to point out the obvious)!

croyde

23,072 posts

231 months

Tuesday 16th May 2017
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I do want to see a group that builds a proper house with running water, from a stream, and constant supply of food from daily hunting parties.

Can't some of the greenery be eaten like spinach or a salad?

As a previous poster has said. Plenty of stuff on Youtube on how to survive.

Jerrycan of seawater on the fire, a long pipe attached to the spout to collect the boiled and desalted evaporated water and bob's your uncle.

Unless planted, if there is one turkey, there must be loads more. Capture and stick in pens.

On the Surviving the Island programme they showed the guys/gals saving turtle eggs from a crumbling sand ledge and burying them elsewhere.

40 odd turtle eggs! Eat them you fools!

768

13,792 posts

97 months

Tuesday 16th May 2017
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croyde said:
Jerrycan of seawater on the fire, a long pipe attached to the spout to collect the boiled and desalted evaporated water and bob's your uncle.
More chance of a Liebig condenser washing up on the shore than them figuring that out.

Mind you, they still wouldn't know what to do with it without prior training and a few phone calls to the support team.

Lucas Ayde

3,582 posts

169 months

Tuesday 16th May 2017
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croyde said:
I do want to see a group that builds a proper house with running water, from a stream, and constant supply of food from daily hunting parties.

Can't some of the greenery be eaten like spinach or a salad?

As a previous poster has said. Plenty of stuff on Youtube on how to survive.

Jerrycan of seawater on the fire, a long pipe attached to the spout to collect the boiled and desalted evaporated water and bob's your uncle.

Unless planted, if there is one turkey, there must be loads more. Capture and stick in pens.

On the Surviving the Island programme they showed the guys/gals saving turtle eggs from a crumbling sand ledge and burying them elsewhere.

40 odd turtle eggs! Eat them you fools!
I don't know if they're still using the same island but certainly on the first season it emerged that there wasn't a suitable (ie. reliable) supply of surface water on the Island and that the producers had to basically make a large pond and fill it with fresh water. Mind you, I think that was in the dry season.

Distillation of seawater sounds good in theory but it's really inefficient and fiddly to do, so it's never going to be suitable for providing water for a large group over an extended period. I'd have thought that given how they seem to be there in the wet season this year, the 'survivors' would have had the gumption to set up a water collection system which would have minimised their trips to the water source.

Edible greenery is going to provide some useful vitamins but isn't going to give you the calories to do work or even stay alive.

The turkeys were likely put on the Island by the production team - probably introduced 'on demand' whenever it's imperative that the survivors get some meat or they want to get some footage of them 'hunting'.

The best bet is fishing - that should provide a steady source of food. However, they seemed to be pretty rubbish at it, relying on pole and line from the rocks which was very hit and miss. Would have thought that they'd try to make fish traps and a raft to fish from. Maybe even make a net if they could scavenge enough cordage from the washed up rubbish.

I suspect that they were coddled enough by the production team that they didn't feel the need to put too much effort into anything and had the mindset that they were on an adventure holiday on a tropical island.

227bhp

10,203 posts

129 months

Tuesday 16th May 2017
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briangriffin said:
Yeah I'd agree the weakest one so far, what would you prefer the set up be for next series?
Some of the people on this thread entering.

croyde

23,072 posts

231 months

Tuesday 16th May 2017
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227bhp said:
Some of the people on this thread entering.
hehe

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Tuesday 16th May 2017
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I do it know what type of turtle the eggs were, but you'd have to be a solid gold to eat them in my opinion, this isn't real life it's a game show, for amusement for people to pick over back home.

The format needs a rejig, not sure what though. U.K. V France? Wales v Scotland? Labour versus tories? Yorkshire versus Lancashire

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

280 months

Tuesday 16th May 2017
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Halb said:
I do it know what type of turtle the eggs were, but you'd have to be a solid gold to eat them in my opinion, this isn't real life it's a game show, for amusement for people to pick over back home.

The format needs a rejig, not sure what though. U.K. V France? Wales v Scotland? Labour versus tories? Yorkshire versus Lancashire
If they disturbed turtle eggs in Panama they broke the law.

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Tuesday 16th May 2017
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Ayahuasca said:
If they disturbed turtle eggs in Panama they broke the law.
Is it a serious crime, as in, stuff penalties?

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

280 months

Tuesday 16th May 2017
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Halb said:
Ayahuasca said:
If they disturbed turtle eggs in Panama they broke the law.
Is it a serious crime, as in, stuff penalties?
Not as serious as murder, more serious than speeding.

TTmonkey

20,911 posts

248 months

Tuesday 16th May 2017
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The croc they killed in one season, which it was admitted was planted by the tv producers, turned out to be a rare and protected species. But of a fuss about that one.

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

280 months

Tuesday 16th May 2017
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TTmonkey said:
The croc they killed in one season, which it was admitted was planted by the tv producers, turned out to be a rare and protected species. But of a fuss about that one.
Crocodiles are not particularly rare, but they are protected. In fact hunting of any animal is banned in Panama.

LittleBigPlanet

1,127 posts

142 months

Wednesday 17th May 2017
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TTmonkey said:
The croc they killed in one season, which it was admitted was planted by the tv producers , turned out to be a rare and protected species. But of a fuss about that one.
Really? Source?

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Tuesday 27th March 2018
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Back on Monday!

24lemons

2,666 posts

186 months

Wednesday 28th March 2018
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High earners vs low earners apparently. I think I’ll give it a miss

Ayahuasca

27,427 posts

280 months

Wednesday 28th March 2018
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ha, I was on their island on Monday!

nicanary

9,824 posts

147 months

Wednesday 28th March 2018
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Ayahuasca said:
ha, I was on their island on Monday!
"Planting" the turkey and caiman?

oilbethere

908 posts

82 months

Monday 2nd April 2018
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Tan would be KO'd. What a bellend.

Mcphisto

831 posts

136 months

Monday 2nd April 2018
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Posh side are getting on my tits already! Stuck up snobs.....probably scared the fat birds eat all their food.

Halb

53,012 posts

184 months

Monday 2nd April 2018
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More stupid eloi and yahoos found for this programme I see