Fear of snakes and the upside of having a filthy wife...
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AJS- said:
Disappointed
Until the end of the post I thought you were going to ask for our input onto what sexual favours to demand now that you'd managed to convince your wife that you were scared of snakes (which I must say is a great little ruse.)
I think Marty and others took it that way, so fill your boots before it gets locked...Until the end of the post I thought you were going to ask for our input onto what sexual favours to demand now that you'd managed to convince your wife that you were scared of snakes (which I must say is a great little ruse.)
Vytalis said:
AJS- said:
Disappointed
Until the end of the post I thought you were going to ask for our input onto what sexual favours to demand now that you'd managed to convince your wife that you were scared of snakes (which I must say is a great little ruse.)
I think Marty and others took it that way, so fill your boots before it gets locked...Until the end of the post I thought you were going to ask for our input onto what sexual favours to demand now that you'd managed to convince your wife that you were scared of snakes (which I must say is a great little ruse.)
You'll agree to go if she agrees to posting up a revealing photo (thong bikini?) in this thread?
AJS- said:
Vytalis said:
AJS- said:
Disappointed
Until the end of the post I thought you were going to ask for our input onto what sexual favours to demand now that you'd managed to convince your wife that you were scared of snakes (which I must say is a great little ruse.)
I think Marty and others took it that way, so fill your boots before it gets locked...Until the end of the post I thought you were going to ask for our input onto what sexual favours to demand now that you'd managed to convince your wife that you were scared of snakes (which I must say is a great little ruse.)
You'll agree to go if she agrees to posting up a revealing
Animala said:
AJS- said:
Vytalis said:
AJS- said:
Disappointed
Until the end of the post I thought you were going to ask for our input onto what sexual favours to demand now that you'd managed to convince your wife that you were scared of snakes (which I must say is a great little ruse.)
I think Marty and others took it that way, so fill your boots before it gets locked...Until the end of the post I thought you were going to ask for our input onto what sexual favours to demand now that you'd managed to convince your wife that you were scared of snakes (which I must say is a great little ruse.)
You'll agree to go if she agrees to posting up a revealing
VeeFour said:
Honestly, chaps... there are 'specialist' sites for this kind of crap.
I'd suggest your perversions / w
k fantasies might be best served on sites set up for sex-starved loners....
I'd suggest your perversions / w
k fantasies might be best served on sites set up for sex-starved loners....Mrs V said:
Veefour needs to hand his testicles back in
If you're offended, I guess any updates to this thread also won't appeal to you. This wasn't't meant to be a contentious thread and it would have been really boring if I'd have just said: 'how bad are the snakes in Harry potter part 8'KardioKate said:
I'm with you on this one. I can't even look at them. They're evil nasty horrible slimy horrible nasty horrible things. Seriously. I hate them with a passion.
Vytalis - turn images off in your browser before opening this thread - that's what I'm doing
Anyway, you have my sympathies.
How about we offer you the same deal?Vytalis - turn images off in your browser before opening this thread - that's what I'm doing
Anyway, you have my sympathies.
Vytalis said:
VeeFour said:
Honestly, chaps... there are 'specialist' sites for this kind of crap.
I'd suggest your perversions / wk fantasies might be best served on sites set up for sex-starved loners....
I'd suggest your perversions / w
k fantasies might be best served on sites set up for sex-starved loners....Mrs V said:
Veefour needs to hand his testicles back in
If you're offended, I guess any updates to this thread also won't appeal to you. This wasn't't meant to be a contentious thread and it would have been really boring if I'd have just said: 'how bad are the snakes in Harry potter part 8'Animala said:
What is it you don't like about snakes exactly? I've got a pet one and he's really cute IMO.
It isn't a rational fear, but even the sight of a snake in a picture sends a real adrenaline rush straight through my system. Sends me completely messed up. I'm sure there is loads of stuff on the Internet about phobic responses - but it gets to the point where if I've seen a picture of one in a book i have trouble sleeping because my mind plays tricks on me about what might be under the covers / on the floor / down the loo.In credit to Veefour, I guess this shows how keen I am for debauchery that I would consider sitting through the film for some filthy perverse, custardy sex. But hey, I'm male.
hidetheelephants said:
Point of order; snakes are not slimey in any way unless you smear them with custard or other lubricant of choice; their skin has an dry, oddly silky feel to it.
When I read the thread title I had visions of the OP bemoaning that his filthy wife was afraid of one-eyed trouser snakes.
Yeah, they're not slimy at all. Just don't let them pee/ poo on you, it's a horrible smelly white stuff which isn't very nice, When I read the thread title I had visions of the OP bemoaning that his filthy wife was afraid of one-eyed trouser snakes.
Can you not go, close your eyes behind the glasses, and get all the benefits after?
Vytalis said:
If you're offended, I guess any updates to this thread also won't appeal to you. This wasn't't meant to be a contentious thread and it would have been really boring if I'd have just said: 'how bad are the snakes in Harry potter part 8'
As opposed to 'look at me, I have sex with my wife'.Which is just a little insecure, pathetic, ever so slightly attention-w
e-ish and incredibly seedy.Like I say, there are places for this kind of crap, PH isn't one of them, IMHO.
As for what Mrs V (allegedly) says, that's if she exists and knows about this thread (which is actually incredibly unlikely) - I'm not the one who is scared of a film for 10 year olds.
VeeFour said:
As opposed to 'look at me, I have sex with my wife'.
Which is just a little insecure, pathetic, ever so slightly attention-we-ish and incredibly seedy.
Like I say, there are places for this kind of crap, PH isn't one of them, IMHO.
As for what Mrs V (allegedly) says, that's if she exists and knows about this thread (which is actually incredibly unlikely) - I'm not the one who is scared of a film for 10 year olds.
I do find it quite odd, yet a bit funny.Which is just a little insecure, pathetic, ever so slightly attention-w
e-ish and incredibly seedy.Like I say, there are places for this kind of crap, PH isn't one of them, IMHO.
As for what Mrs V (allegedly) says, that's if she exists and knows about this thread (which is actually incredibly unlikely) - I'm not the one who is scared of a film for 10 year olds.
With the strange stories about people's sex lives I've heard in the past, I believe the OP, with the exception his wife knows about this thread.
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