I've never seen Star Wars.

[The Hypno-Toad]

Never had a curry nor do I want to. The smell of it makes me want to puke.

Never been on a roller coaster nor do I want to.

Never been to Scotland

Always thought Star Wars was a bit....heh. Find the parodies more entertaining.

Never seen The Exorcist.

Never listened to Jeff Waynes 'War of the Worlds,'

Never eaten Greek Food

Never read a Harry Potter book

Never managed to watch an entire episode of 'The Office' (although I have the American version which is very good because it hasn't got that smug git Gervais in it.)

Never broken a bone

[Cpn Jack Spanner]

Never run a 4 minute mile.

Never seen the movie 'Seven'

Never been to Australia (unless you are into opera, rocks or kangaroo's, why bother? The fact that so many Australians move/holiday away from home says something!)

Never been to a football match? Why would I want to watch grown men getting sweaty and playing with balls? It's all just so very very GAY!

[Baby Huey]

Cpn Jack Spanner said:

Never been to a football match? Why would I want to watch grown men getting sweaty and playing with balls? It's all just so very very GAY!

It's not a gay as rugby.

Edited by Baby Huey on Friday 10th April 11:26

[Cpn Jack Spanner]

Baby Huey said:

Cpn Jack Spanner said:

Never been to a football match? Why would I want to watch grown men getting sweaty and playing with balls? It's all just so very very GAY!

It's not a gay as rugby.

Edited by Baby Huey on Friday 10th April 11:26

Absolutely - all that grappling and groping, and lord knows what's beign grabbed in the scrum. A bit feminine too, with the ball clearly being a surrogate baby.


So, what has a bunch of multi-national men, showing off their prowess, bare naked arms and legs, working up a sweat infront of a huge crowd and generally putting on a performance (not to mention endorsing aftershave and boxer shorts)?

Yes, it's the Chippendales, I mean football players.

[nogginthenog]

I can't believe that after 3 pages I can still be the 1st ( I think? ) to say...

" I have never seen Star Wars "

Is it as rubbish as I imagine it to be?

[Cotty]

Merc fan said:

I can't whistle loudly either despite trying for bloody years. Wish someone would tell me how to do it cos it really irritates me that I can't do it.

I find the best way is put your thumb and index finger together (tip to tip)on one hand. Double your tounge back and rest your finger and thumb on folded back tounge. Close your lips so the air comes out between your fingers, not around them. Blow...even if you do not whistle straight away it will sound whistly (trust me) then just play around with your position.

I can not whistle normaly but will blow your eardrums with a lound whistle.

[Cotty]

I have never seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show and I have no urge to

[Jonny671]

nogginthenog said:

I can't believe that after 3 pages I can still be the 1st ( I think? ) to say...

" I have never seen Star Wars "

Is it as rubbish as I imagine it to be?

I think I said it on the first page?

I think it'd be rubbish, so have never watched it.. Or Star Trek or whatever its called.

[Cpn Jack Spanner]

Cotty said:

Merc fan said:

I can't whistle loudly either despite trying for bloody years. Wish someone would tell me how to do it cos it really irritates me that I can't do it.

I find the best way is put your thumb and index finger together (tip to tip)on one hand. Double your tounge back and rest your finger and thumb on folded back tounge. Close your lips so the air comes out between your fingers, not around them. Blow...even if you do not whistle straight away it will sound whistly (trust me) then just play around with your position.

I can not whistle normaly but will blow your eardrums with a lound whistle.

I find the best way to whistle is to buy a whistle

[nogginthenog]

Jonny671 said:

nogginthenog said:

I can't believe that after 3 pages I can still be the 1st ( I think? ) to say...

" I have never seen Star Wars "

Is it as rubbish as I imagine it to be?

I think I said it on the first page?

I think it'd be rubbish, so have never watched it.. Or Star Trek or whatever its called.

Ah - I didn't 'read between the lines'...

"I've not been to Scotland either,"

So, yes - you beat me to it! Solidarity brother.

[Cpn Jack Spanner]

Never seen "The Sound of Music". It looks pretty crappy, so probably never will.

[Jonny671]

nogginthenog said:

Jonny671 said:

nogginthenog said:

I can't believe that after 3 pages I can still be the 1st ( I think? ) to say...

" I have never seen Star Wars "

Is it as rubbish as I imagine it to be?

I think I said it on the first page?

I think it'd be rubbish, so have never watched it.. Or Star Trek or whatever its called.

Ah - I didn't 'read between the lines'...

"I've not been to Scotland either,"

So, yes - you beat me to it! Solidarity brother.

I'm 100% sure I said I hadn't ever watched it.. Getting old!

So, yes - you beat me to it!

[Cpn Jack Spanner]

Never owned a Saab, Seat, Citroen or Mazda (or any car driven exclusively by the bland and boring).

[Cotty]

I have never owned a french car. Not sure I have even driven one.

Only ever owned one front wheel drive car in 20 years of motoring. Any one never owned a front wheel drive car?

Never driven a Reliant Kitten but I want one

[bint]

Cotty said:

I find the best way is put your thumb and index finger together (tip to tip)on one hand. Double your tounge back and rest your finger and thumb on folded back tounge. Close your lips so the air comes out between your fingers, not around them. Blow...even if you do not whistle straight away it will sound whistly (trust me) then just play around with your position.

I can not whistle normaly but will blow your eardrums with a lound whistle.

I found it easier to learn with the first 2 fingers of each hand together making a V with the tips of the 2nd fingers touching before moving on to the one hand version - still louder with two hands too.

I have been to Scotland but it was for the day to Edinburgh, I flew in, sat in an office and then went home. Not sure that counts.

I've never been to Cornwall (grew up in Norfolk, now in Wiltshire so may make it there at some point!).

I have never been fishing.

I have never been to Butlins or similar.

[Baby Huey]

I've never seen The Great Escape.

[Nobody You Know]

I've never watched the Godfather Trilogy, the constant hype has put me off.

I've never broken a bone in my body.

I've never punched someone in anger (I'm a lover not a fighter)

I've never taken drugs (apart from a breif try on Marajuana smoke)