The Young Ones
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kI've made a potion that turns you into an axe-wielding homicidal maniac. It's a cure, really. For not being an axe-wielding homicidal maniac.
well I'm going to tell Thatcher we've got a bomb. And if she doesn't do anything to help The Kids by this afternoon, we're going to blow up England!
Darling Carrot, do you think you could ever love a cripple?
No, I don't think so.
well I'm going to tell Thatcher we've got a bomb. And if she doesn't do anything to help The Kids by this afternoon, we're going to blow up England!
Darling Carrot, do you think you could ever love a cripple?
No, I don't think so.
Bebee said:
Neil......your bedroom's on fire!
Lucky the guys told me my bedroom was on fire. I might have gone to sleep and burned to death. Not that I ever sleep much anyway, cause I have to spend most of my time in the kitchen, having a really bad time.Hello, kitchen. Hello, hello, my name's Neil, but don't bother remembering, cause I'll probably soon be dead anyway.
Oh and,
MIKE: You're Buddy Holly!!
BUDDY: That's right! You know something, I just love your English beetles. Mind you, after 20 years of the suckers, I ain't got much choice!
MIKE: I thought you were dead!
BUDDY: Lots of folks did, but it ain't harmed my career any. [laughs]
MIKE: No. [pause] You got any new material? [grabs tape recorder]
BUDDY: Well, it just so happens I've been writing a song up here. It's a song concerning my diet. It's called "Kinky Daddy Longlegs". You wanna hear it?
MIKE: Oh, yeah!
BUDDY: Right now?
MIKE: Well, there's no point in hanging around.
BUDDY: [starts playing guitar and singing]
Saturday night
Hanging round for a bite
Find a real cutie with the dust mite blues
Hangnail, high tail, fairy tale, very well
Finding anything that I can chew
MIKE: Records and tapes. Videos. Overseas sales. Cable TV. 60 percent McCartney, 40 percent me. It's got to be 25 million at least.
BUDDY: Coo coo daddy longlegs
Rough it up, rough it up, oh oh oh oh
Rain fly pie with a mosquito side salad
23 years on a meat-free diet
Beetles, crickets, gonna get you sick
It's here's a little sucker and you ought to try it
Coo coo, daddy longlegs
Hope it makes more money than "Peggy Sue"-ue
Ha ha ha ha ooooh
[Buddy's parachute lets loose and he crashes down, his head breaking through the floor. Mike sighs, puts down the calculator, goes over to Buddy]
MIKE: Well, I'll probably get a few quid on the guitar.
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