Apprentice 2011

[anonymous-user]

Soovy said:

What f****r said that!

[BalhamBadger]

Laurel Green said:

Can I be the first to second that.

ETA: How come that 'word' has not been censored?

Letters with accents don't get caught by the filter. Made me do a genuine "lol" when I first saw it.

[Oakey]

kelk said:

One woman says: "Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon."

Here we go again....

Actually, if you think about it, she's being quite negative. The 'sky' is literally what? Space? And space is a big fking place. But she seems to be limiting herself to just the moon

[anonymous-user]

Laurel Green said:

Can I be the first to second that.

ETA: How come that 'word' has not been censored?

He used accents to get around the swear filter, which incidentally can get you binned pretty quickly around here...

[Marty Funkhouser]

No Margaret this series? Thought Brady was just a stand in for her last series?

[anonymous-user]

Thought it was Jarvis Cocker in a suit for amount

[williamp]

guy_spyder550 said:

Thought it was Jarvis Cocker in a suit for amount

Look. he MEANS business. He ISD business. He wears cufflinks, and wants us all to know it!

I'll watch it as normal, but this programme and these "contestants" wind me up more then watching an old episode of the Crystal Maze

[va1o]

Should be a good series hopefully

Marty Funkhouser said:

No Margaret this series? Thought Brady was just a stand in for her last series?

Where did you see that? Margaret isn't doing it again as far as I know.

[Marty Funkhouser]

va1o said:

Where did you see that? Margaret isn't doing it again as far as I know.

cant remember, just read it prior to the last series. its a pity, Brady's too lightweight for me.

[Dave_ITR]

I love the Gates/Microsoft/Apple comments, so ironic.

The lack of eye candy is disappointing & I was quietly hoping for "Stuart Baggs the Brand" to make a comeback!

[RZ1]

Why are most of the guys doing a strange pose showing of the cuff links?

[Project C]

Felicity says: "Lord Sugar will probably find it difficult to ever say anything negative to me because I always turn it round to a positive."

Yeah but he can still say something negative about you!

[mxspyder]

Story on the Beeb today.... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13270...

BBC said:

It's no longer a job, it's now a partnership in a business of their own choice," Lord Sugar explains.

The entrepreneur, has promised a cash injection of £250,000 into the winning candidate's chosen business, instead of a role at one of his companies.

Lord Sugar says he wanted to shake up the format to show viewers at home that it is "easy" to start a business.

"We've got to stop all this moaning about banks not lending money,"

The story goes on to say how he sold crap out of a van blah blah

Further down Nick says:

scowling Nick said:

"They are even more deadly serious - because this is a huge prize, when it's almost impossible to raise capital to start a business, here is a godsend."

So to summarise, its easy to start a business out of a van selling crap, so here’s 250k to get on with it to show just how easy it is. But be fking grateful because its not that easy in the real world!

[matsmith]

Dyl said:

The two men in this pic look like brothers of Mark Webber and David Coulthard, or is it just me that sees it?

For sure there is a similarity.

[Dyl]

matsmith said:

For sure there is a similarity.

Brilliant photoshop skills

[Oakey]

The Sun said:

Melody has previously worked with 12 Nobel Peace Prize winners including Desmond Tutu, the Dalai Lama, Sherin Ebadi and was trained on climate change by Al Gore.

Ah, so she's well versed in the art of bullst. Yes, it shows.

[condor]

There's a lot of brown haired people in the group - no gingers and the one blonde?
This could be classed as hair discrimination

[Lost soul]

Why do they all seem to think saying things like "i am as cold as ice"

makes them a good business man load of wkers from what i have sseen so far

Its almost as if going on the apprentice is proof that you are a tosser

[Laurel Green]

Lost soul said:

Its almost as if going on the apprentice is proof that you are a tosser

I'd hazard a guess, that's what they were picked for.

[Lost soul]

Laurel Green said:

Lost soul said:

Its almost as if going on the apprentice is proof that you are a tosser

I'd hazard a guess, that's what they were picked for.

I am sure they pick most of them for comedy value