Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up.

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MarshPhantom

9,658 posts

139 months

Monday 16th June 2014
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Getragdogleg said:
And another thing, Why must we have a "prudent Scot" voice if the advert is remotely financial or "cheeky Cockney" if they are trying to sell me a new Van ?
The ad with Tim Spall for Wickes, the way he pronounces Wickes makes me want throw up.

normal bloke

166 posts

189 months

Monday 16th June 2014
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Anything HSBC- global market-we're-all-one-big-world-together shoite........trying to reassure us with the fact that the Chinese rule our arse!

snuffy

10,002 posts

286 months

Monday 16th June 2014
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The NFU mutual one that tries to make out its not an advert but just some women talking about her house move - that really gets on my tit-end.

shakotan

10,739 posts

198 months

Tuesday 17th June 2014
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I find the new Cravendale advert, where the biscuit boy's head crumbles off after swimming in the milk lake too long, and he has to fumble his way home headless, deeply disturbing...

viggyp

1,917 posts

137 months

Tuesday 17th June 2014
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shakotan said:
I find the new Cravendale advert, where the biscuit boy's head crumbles off after swimming in the milk lake too long, and he has to fumble his way home headless, deeply disturbing...
Yes. I only saw this yesterday and I thought is this turning into some kind of beheading video!?!?

VictoriaYorks

977 posts

144 months

Tuesday 17th June 2014
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Plus it means the finger snapping kitties aren't being used anymore. I loved those ads

Tycho

11,677 posts

275 months

Tuesday 17th June 2014
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The new Aldi/Lidl? advert with Graham Taylor has to be the most cringeworthy ad on tv at the moment. Terrible, terrible acting.

slipstream 1985

12,461 posts

181 months

Tuesday 17th June 2014
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woahhh, xbox record dat

eddy02

283 posts

127 months

Tuesday 17th June 2014
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Tycho said:
The new Aldi/Lidl? advert with Graham Taylor has to be the most cringeworthy ad on tv at the moment. Terrible, terrible acting.
yes

...Thinks...Right I have hit the arm of the chair,now fall back....what next......errrrrrr? Oh yes throw the contents of the glass over my face.Nailed it.laughrolleyeslaugh

Rostfritt

3,098 posts

153 months

Tuesday 17th June 2014
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fido said:
I'm sure the opposite happens in reverse in Asian countries with adverts featuring non-Asian customers .. perhaps this is progress of some sorts!
It certainly does. A friend of mine is an actor and has had more than one screen test for a Japanese advert, they have been using white people in adverts for years.

I didn't think that the Asian woman in the Vanish advert is there to target Asians in particular, more to point out that the product can be used to get out all sorts of exotic stains.

98elise

27,032 posts

163 months

Tuesday 17th June 2014
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Getragdogleg said:
And another thing, Why must we have a "prudent Scot" voice if the advert is remotely financial or "cheeky Cockney" if they are trying to sell me a new Van ?
I was born in the east end of london, and nothing sounds worse to me that the "mockney" accent in anything trade related. I hate it with a passion!

CooperD

2,894 posts

179 months

Wednesday 18th June 2014
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The Mars bar advert where the fan tells the England players how to take a free kick.

Edited by CooperD on Wednesday 18th June 19:46

paul99

805 posts

245 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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That Estrella ad with the crappy repetitive 'fantasticaaahh bababababa' music really gets on my tits.

Not as bad as the music at the end of the Windows 8 ads though.

Ren Esis

419 posts

140 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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CooperD said:
The Mars bar advert where the fan tells the England players how to take a free kick.

Edited by CooperD on Wednesday 18th June 19:46
Along with the Mars advert where he steps in goal for the England squad and saves each shot in the penalty shootout.

Not sure if they've been mentioned, but the Nicole stsinger Herbal Essence advert where she's planting sausages in the airplane toilet... Oh wait no, she's washing her hair. What really gets me, is the echo on the final "YEEESSSSS" - hate her with a passion.

Mcphisto

833 posts

137 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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Ren Esis said:
Along with the Mars advert where he steps in goal for the England squad and saves each shot in the penalty shootout.

Not sure if they've been mentioned, but the Nicole stsinger Herbal Essence advert where she's planting sausages in the airplane toilet... Oh wait no, she's washing her hair. What really gets me, is the echo on the final "YEEESSSSS" - hate her with a passion.
She does the exact same yells in her yoghurt advert, seems very easily brought to climax!.....stupid bint mad

rj1986

1,107 posts

170 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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Mcphisto said:
She does the exact same yells in her yoghurt advert, seems very easily brought to climax!.....stupid bint mad
Good news for Lewis i guess....


Marlin45

1,327 posts

166 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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The new Gold margarine ad!

stevejh

799 posts

206 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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iva cosworth said:
chris watton said:
Mastodon2 said:
The Toyota hybrid where it says "6 million people have fallen in love with driving again" due to Toyota hybrids. Have they "fallen in love with driving again", or are they just pleased that it doesn't cost them so much do drive any more? Sounds to me like they've taken their sales figures and spun it to make it into something it's not. I'm sure the Toyota Prius I drive for work has been included in that 6 million figure, I don't love driving it.

Also, the Nissan Quashqai where it describes it as "the ultimate urban driving experience". If I wanted something for urban driving, an oversized hatchback on stilts wouldn't be my first choice.
Driving is one of my most pleasurable experiences, I love it - With that in mind, I would never willingly buy one of those cars. I can only imagine that they are the automotive equivalent of drinking tap water.
Just checked before nominating this myself.

Having seen 14 reg Auris' now,they are the most dull styled angular dull dull dull boxes ever.

Have I mentioned dull yet ?

If that is falling in love with driving,I'm heading for a certain Swiss clinic....evil
What about the latest Auris ad where the bloke is stuck in a traffic jam in India and then starts singing along to 'Horse with no name' in a really weird voice - makes my teeth itch.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

188 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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I'm sure it has been mentioned already but all those ghastly self-consciously middle class people in the new Birds Eye adverts.

Go away, the lot of you.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

165 months

Thursday 19th June 2014
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stevejh said:
iva cosworth said:
chris watton said:
Mastodon2 said:
The Toyota hybrid where it says "6 million people have fallen in love with driving again" due to Toyota hybrids. Have they "fallen in love with driving again", or are they just pleased that it doesn't cost them so much do drive any more? Sounds to me like they've taken their sales figures and spun it to make it into something it's not. I'm sure the Toyota Prius I drive for work has been included in that 6 million figure, I don't love driving it.

Also, the Nissan Quashqai where it describes it as "the ultimate urban driving experience". If I wanted something for urban driving, an oversized hatchback on stilts wouldn't be my first choice.
Driving is one of my most pleasurable experiences, I love it - With that in mind, I would never willingly buy one of those cars. I can only imagine that they are the automotive equivalent of drinking tap water.
Just checked before nominating this myself.

Having seen 14 reg Auris' now,they are the most dull styled angular dull dull dull boxes ever.

Have I mentioned dull yet ?

If that is falling in love with driving,I'm heading for a certain Swiss clinic....evil
What about the latest Auris ad where the bloke is stuck in a traffic jam in India and then starts singing along to 'Horse with no name' in a really weird voice - makes my teeth itch.
Haven't seen that yet AFAIK,sounds appalling.

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