Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

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Saleen836

11,163 posts

211 months

Monday 22nd March 2021
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Verisure!
Advert for burglar alarms, rather than call the police after getting home to find they have been broken into the wife rings Verisure to ask for an alarm to be fitted rolleyes

rider73

3,099 posts

79 months

Monday 22nd March 2021
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Saleen836 said:
Verisure!
Advert for burglar alarms, rather than call the police after getting home to find they have been broken into the wife rings Verisure to ask for an alarm to be fitted rolleyes
cant you just buy a wifi type alarm kit and fit yourself in about an hour for less than half the price these days?!!??!

the pips

187 posts

141 months

Monday 22nd March 2021
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Saleen836 said:
Verisure!
Advert for burglar alarms, rather than call the police after getting home to find they have been broken into the wife rings Verisure to ask for an alarm to be fitted rolleyes
Isn't it the worst delivery ever? Reckon they got a couple of bods from the office and got them to read the words from a card.

R56Cooper

2,426 posts

225 months

Monday 22nd March 2021
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Abbott said:
I do not understand the ads about encouraging people to fill in the census. There is no mention of it being a legal requirement with a potential for a 1000 pound fine.

Why the softly softly celebs "Im doing it so should you"

It just reinforces the "It would be nice to do" not a legal requirement
Agreed, also the point about "I'm helping to improve cycle paths etc" unless I missed it there was nothing on the census about whether we cycle more if there was greater provision of cycle paths!

Besides surely the census is completely unenforceable anyway. Don't fill it in and someone might come around and knock on your door. What if you don't answer because you're at work / on the bog / asleep etc. Pointless.

Randy Winkman

16,419 posts

191 months

Monday 22nd March 2021
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I spend a lot of time at my elderly parents helping to look after my dad. Point is, I do find the Lovehoney advert a bit awkward.

paperbag

The-Wanderer

213 posts

69 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2021
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My radio is in serious danger...the Maureen adverts are so irritating.

And who the fk uses a directory enquiry service these days anyway?

Awful advert for a pointless outdated service.

iandc

3,724 posts

208 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2021
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the pips said:
Isn't it the worst delivery ever? Reckon they got a couple of bods from the office and got them to read the words from a card.
Agreed. I expect them to look down at their hands for the words to say. Nearly as bad is the previously quoted "Hi I have crashed into a pet shop". Where do they get these people from. I guess with Covid there must be lots of first class actors who would jump at the chance of some extra cash.

droopsnoot

12,088 posts

244 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2021
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R56Cooper said:
Agreed, also the point about "I'm helping to improve cycle paths etc" unless I missed it there was nothing on the census about whether we cycle more if there was greater provision of cycle paths!
There was a question about how you get to work, wasn't there? As I work from home I didn't read the other options, but maybe one of them was about cycling.

Two spring to mind from last night:

The Foxy Bingo one annoys me. The fox turns up with a load of pizzas, hands them round to everyone, then hasn't got one left for himself, and not one of the selfish, greedy fat gits offers him a piece of theirs.

And there's a Jaffa Cake advert where someone wants to be "King of the Roller Palace", where the tag line is something like "who knew a Jaffa Cake could be a biscuit?" Didn't they win a massive court battle where they argued that a Jaffa Cake isn't a biscuit, and therefore there's no VAT on it? Is there some kind of statute of limitations on food-related matters or are they about to be dragged back into court where someone will shout "Ah! We've weedled it out of you at last!"?

droopsnoot

12,088 posts

244 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2021
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And, I'd forgotten the Walkers Crips ad where the guy falls off the roof, slides down and crashes through a roof-light. Why can't he get out? His arms are free, and he can obviously move about. Just push yourself out again and get on with what you were doing, you lazy git.

rallycross

12,878 posts

239 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2021
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Radio ad but still really annoying heard it today for the first time

Go Left
Go Left
Go Left

(old song by Go West).

Dumb fk TFL advert to remind dumb fks to' exit left' when their car brakes down - how stupid are people these days? Has there been a recent outbreak of people dancing around on lane 1 of the M1 after their car broke down on the hard shoulder?

21st Century Man

41,089 posts

250 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2021
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Karcher jetwash, connected to an app via Bluetooth.

Why?

Halmyre

11,310 posts

141 months

Tuesday 23rd March 2021
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21st Century Man said:
Karcher jetwash, connected to an app via Bluetooth.

Why?
User name doesn't check out. hehe

Seriously, it baffles me too.

Plymo

1,153 posts

91 months

Wednesday 24th March 2021
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Halmyre said:
21st Century Man said:
Karcher jetwash, connected to an app via Bluetooth.

Why?
User name doesn't check out. hehe

Seriously, it baffles me too.
I've not seen it, but really?
I can see the point of it for washing machines, dishwashers or central heating, but a phone controlled pressure washer has so much potential to go badly wrong with no real benefit! laugh

Dr Doofenshmirtz

15,334 posts

202 months

Wednesday 24th March 2021
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Plymo said:
Halmyre said:
21st Century Man said:
Karcher jetwash, connected to an app via Bluetooth.

Why?
User name doesn't check out. hehe

Seriously, it baffles me too.
I've not seen it, but really?
I can see the point of it for washing machines, dishwashers or central heating, but a phone controlled pressure washer has so much potential to go badly wrong with no real benefit! laugh
I had to Google this...
The app lets you control water pressure and detergent flow rate, erm, ok.
However, you can also do this from the smart lcd control panel on the lance...(which will stop working after 366 days or whenever the warranty expires).
Great.
Clearly Karcher are aiming their products at the clueless with too much cash.

psi310398

9,244 posts

205 months

Wednesday 24th March 2021
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Plymo said:
I've not seen it, but really?
I can see the point of it for washing machines, dishwashers or central heating, but a phone controlled pressure washer has so much potential to go badly wrong with no real benefit! laugh
I can so see the crossover with the thread on youthful experiments smile. What my ten year old self could/would have done....

aaron_2000

5,407 posts

85 months

Wednesday 24th March 2021
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All these radio adverts selling you st and using lines like "Because quite frankly you deserve a treat in these hard times"

anonymoususer

6,019 posts

50 months

Wednesday 24th March 2021
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the pips said:
Saleen836 said:
Verisure!
Advert for burglar alarms, rather than call the police after getting home to find they have been broken into the wife rings Verisure to ask for an alarm to be fitted rolleyes
Isn't it the worst delivery ever? Reckon they got a couple of bods from the office and got them to read the words from a card.
YES YES YES
I was going to post about this at the weekend
Its almost a parody advert., The woman in the call centre just seems totally uninterested. It reminds me of something Victoria Wood would do and the womans (advert) voice isnt far off someone from one of those shows

Halmyre

11,310 posts

141 months

Wednesday 24th March 2021
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anonymoususer said:
the pips said:
Saleen836 said:
Verisure!
Advert for burglar alarms, rather than call the police after getting home to find they have been broken into the wife rings Verisure to ask for an alarm to be fitted rolleyes
Isn't it the worst delivery ever? Reckon they got a couple of bods from the office and got them to read the words from a card.
YES YES YES
I was going to post about this at the weekend
Its almost a parody advert., The woman in the call centre just seems totally uninterested. It reminds me of something Victoria Wood would do and the womans (advert) voice isnt far off someone from one of those shows
i'd be pointing out that if you've just been burgled, there's now no need for a burglar alarm.

Bluedot

3,606 posts

109 months

Wednesday 24th March 2021
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I see Paula is still being 'signal shamed' in the BT advert.
You'd think that after almost a year she'd have bought a wifi extender or home mesh rolleyes

Wonderman

2,313 posts

197 months

Wednesday 24th March 2021
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Halmyre said:
anonymoususer said:
the pips said:
Saleen836 said:
Verisure!
Advert for burglar alarms, rather than call the police after getting home to find they have been broken into the wife rings Verisure to ask for an alarm to be fitted rolleyes
Isn't it the worst delivery ever? Reckon they got a couple of bods from the office and got them to read the words from a card.
YES YES YES
I was going to post about this at the weekend
Its almost a parody advert., The woman in the call centre just seems totally uninterested. It reminds me of something Victoria Wood would do and the womans (advert) voice isnt far off someone from one of those shows
i'd be pointing out that if you've just been burgled, there's now no need for a burglar alarm.
Until the insurance pays out and the replacement stuff arrives at least...