Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[pquinn]

Whatever st adverts Spencer Matthews is in.

[hidetheelephants]

andySC said:

The current duo of Ford adverts.

“The first horse is white, the second horse is red” .... fark me it’s annoying. Can’t get to the mute button quick enough.

The James Brown sample on the new one. I hope The Godfather Of Soul is turning in his grave. Piss poor.

Have they decided it's ok to play the Wifebeater of Soul again? I struggle to keep up with who is allowed and who isn't. No doubt MJ and GG will be back in favour soon.

[Randy Winkman]

cuprabob said:

Welshbeef said:

CornishSquire said:

Seemingly on every single advert, even multiple times in every ad block, on almost every single channel,
im starting to think my tv is trying to turn me into a gambling addict
i mute them all when they come on, i have absolute contempt for the fksticks that put them there
and the leeches that run them


sky bet
sky vegas
sky bingo
bet fred
bet fred vegas
bet fred lotto
bet fair
bet fair casino
bet 365
bet uk
coral
coral casino
williamhill
williamhill vegas
leo vegas
ladbrokes
ladbrokes 5 a Side
unibet
pokerstars casino
admiral casino
paddypower
paddypower games
paddypower bingo
pink casino
32redspins
21.co.uk
slot boss
jungle spins
castle jackpot
boyle sports
tombola
ojo casino
mecca bingo
gala bingo
gala spins
foxy bingo

So have you actually done the deed or posturing?

Bet he hasn't

I opened an account with Bet365 last year so I could watch a live football match that I particularly wanted to see (albeit on a screen about the size of a matchbox) and a few months later they gave me a free £5 bet on the FA Cup final. I put my £5 on Leicester to win 1-0 and won £45.

Nothing to do with advertising; I'm just showing off.

[CornishSquire]

Welshbeef said:

So have you actually done the deed or posturing?

cuprabob said:

Bet he hasn't

very very nearly,
actually i want to go round to that fred dones house & the others and smash theirs up,
that would make me feel better

i do wonder how the hell the tv standards agency are happy to let that amount of gambling advertising on everywhere, all the time
its ridiculous
i even hate the "when the fun stops, Stop," message
i dont think any gambling addict takes that on board, you cant easily get an addict to stop,
like telling a crack head to stop when the fun stops
or telling an alcolholic to stop when the fun stops

i see it as a disease, that is now an epidemic,

Edited by CornishSquire on Tuesday 8th June 16:21

[Morningside]

Randy Winkman said:

cuprabob said:

Welshbeef said:

CornishSquire said:

Seemingly on every single advert, even multiple times in every ad block, on almost every single channel,
im starting to think my tv is trying to turn me into a gambling addict
i mute them all when they come on, i have absolute contempt for the fksticks that put them there
and the leeches that run them


<snip>

So have you actually done the deed or posturing?

Bet he hasn't

I opened an account with Bet365 last year so I could watch a live football match that I particularly wanted to see (albeit on a screen about the size of a matchbox) and a few months later they gave me a free £5 bet on the FA Cup final. I put my £5 on Leicester to win 1-0 and won £45.

Nothing to do with advertising; I'm just showing off.

Have you noticed the "When the fun stops, stop" warning is on for a few milliseconds? I'm sure it's some legal requirement but it probably doesn't tell them for how long it needs to be shown.

[Halmyre]

Morningside said:

Randy Winkman said:

cuprabob said:

Welshbeef said:

CornishSquire said:

Seemingly on every single advert, even multiple times in every ad block, on almost every single channel,
im starting to think my tv is trying to turn me into a gambling addict
i mute them all when they come on, i have absolute contempt for the fksticks that put them there
and the leeches that run them


<snip>

So have you actually done the deed or posturing?

Bet he hasn't

I opened an account with Bet365 last year so I could watch a live football match that I particularly wanted to see (albeit on a screen about the size of a matchbox) and a few months later they gave me a free £5 bet on the FA Cup final. I put my £5 on Leicester to win 1-0 and won £45.

Nothing to do with advertising; I'm just showing off.

Have you noticed the "When the fun stops, stop" warning is on for a few milliseconds? I'm sure it's some legal requirement but it probably doesn't tell them for how long it needs to be shown.

And the word FUN is always in a larger font than the rest of the slogan.

[Randy Winkman]

Halmyre said:

Morningside said:

Randy Winkman said:

cuprabob said:

Welshbeef said:

CornishSquire said:

Seemingly on every single advert, even multiple times in every ad block, on almost every single channel,
im starting to think my tv is trying to turn me into a gambling addict
i mute them all when they come on, i have absolute contempt for the fksticks that put them there
and the leeches that run them


<snip>

So have you actually done the deed or posturing?

Bet he hasn't

I opened an account with Bet365 last year so I could watch a live football match that I particularly wanted to see (albeit on a screen about the size of a matchbox) and a few months later they gave me a free £5 bet on the FA Cup final. I put my £5 on Leicester to win 1-0 and won £45.

Nothing to do with advertising; I'm just showing off.

Have you noticed the "When the fun stops, stop" warning is on for a few milliseconds? I'm sure it's some legal requirement but it probably doesn't tell them for how long it needs to be shown.

And the word FUN is always in a larger font than the rest of the slogan.

Since I am £45 up on a bet I didn't pay for in the first place I guess I should stop.

[hidetheelephants]

Randy Winkman said:

Since I am £45 up on a bet I didn't pay for in the first place I guess I should stop.

You may have difficulty benefiting from your windfall as the T&Cs on these sites are tighter than a duck's arse.

[PBCD]

c6erb said:

zetec said:

The new yodelling one? If so, that's abysmal

that's the one

Only just picked up on this:


Who the hell is the 'target audience' for this garbage???

[Halmyre]

PBCD said:

c6erb said:

zetec said:

The new yodelling one? If so, that's abysmal

that's the one

Only just picked up on this:


Who the hell is the 'target audience' for this garbage???

s who put sweetcorn on pizza obviously

[matchmaker]

PBCD said:

c6erb said:

zetec said:

The new yodelling one? If so, that's abysmal

that's the one

Only just picked up on this:


Who the hell is the 'target audience' for this garbage???

Brain dead?

[shih tzu faced]

Just seen an advert featuring the McLaren F1 team in collaboration with something or other, Cisco WebEx and Driving Hybrid Work.

I have absolutely no idea what it was on about or trying to sell, but pretty sure I don’t want it whatever it is.

James May once made an amusing comment on Top Gear about those massive billboard adverts you see in major airports, where no one understands them. This ad is like a tv version of one of those.

Total bloody gobbledegook, they might as well have scripted it in Swahili and cast a lost tribe of Amazonians to act it out.

[randomeddy]

JustGREENI said:

The yodelling Dominos advert. As terrible as the Snickers one, where the rock climber is screaming.

Agreed on the Dominos one but the Snickers one makes me chuckle every time.

[Halmyre]

That folding mobile phone ad. No I don't fking want it.

[Nickp82]

Perfume brands can be relied upon for nonsensical, wk adverts but putting James Corden in a nonsensical, wk perfume advert? Not sure if it’s actually genius or utter, utter ste (I am sure, it’s the latter).

[21st Century Man]

The Dominos yodelling is cretinous for sure, but the worst bit for me is the now obligatory for seemingly all adverts "We've got this".

[droopsnoot]

21st Century Man said:

... but the worst bit for me is the now obligatory for seemingly all adverts "We've got this".

That wouldn't be so bad, except that it many cases it's "We got this".

[DavieW]

They are not "Moonpigs" but "greetings cards".

[J4CKO]

Robinsons, kids singing "Let there be fwoot"...

Nails down a blackboard.

[anonymous-user]

DavieW said:

They are not "Moonpigs" but "greetings cards".

Always wanted to know. Can you send moon pigs to a Muslims?