Apprentice 2016 thread

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Countdown

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198 months

Monday 12th December 2016
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RichB said:
I know it comes up every year but is now the time to mention Borden Tkachuk's interview with Stuart Baggs (RIP)

"I know what ISP is. It's an Internet Service Protocol. And that's what you're providing. It's not a telecoms operating licence. It's a protocol that allows telecoms over bandwidths."

"I've been running Alan Sugar's companies for the last 25 years, and that's why I know a little bit about technology."

https://youtu.be/FBCUtUZ9AQsrofl
What I don't understand is why they didn't cut that bit out during editing? Either they wanted Bordan to look silly or nobody in the production team realised that an ISP was also Internet Service Provider.

RichB

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Monday 12th December 2016
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Countdown said:
What I don't understand is why they didn't cut that bit out during editing? Either they wanted Bordan to look silly or nobody in the production team realised that an ISP was also Internet Service Provider.
Good question. Incidentally it's not also an internet service provider, that's all it is. The abbreviation Borden was thinking if is IP as in IP address. smile

57 Chevy

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Monday 12th December 2016
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Note the interviews are on Thursday, final is on Sunday night!

slipstream 1985

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181 months

Tuesday 13th December 2016
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snotrag said:
ash73 said:
Can't believe they got £70k of "orders". I assume it's just theoretical, or are we going to see some giin on the shelves?
Its totally theoretical.
This task was won one year because they team promised a £8 million advertising campaign behind the product so the supermarket they were pitching to put a massive theoretical order to match the theoretical marketing budget.

threespires

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213 months

Wednesday 14th December 2016
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Even if I don't win The Apprentice, I might get a Darwin Award.


Kitchski

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233 months

Wednesday 14th December 2016
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threespires said:
Even if I don't win The Apprentice, I might get a Darwin Award.

laugh

blueg33

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226 months

Wednesday 14th December 2016
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I enjoyed the programme last night with a profile of the remaining 5.

Was most impressed with Francis but Grainne has gone up in my estimation too

Doofus

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175 months

Wednesday 14th December 2016
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ash73 said:
Because that's what credible business people do. rolleyes

DSLiverpool

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204 months

Wednesday 14th December 2016
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Doofus said:
ash73 said:
Because that's what credible business people do. rolleyes
It worked for me !

Easternlight

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146 months

Wednesday 14th December 2016
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DSLiverpool said:
Doofus said:
ash73 said:
Because that's what credible business people do. rolleyes
It worked for me !
+1

She deserves to succeed wink

Edited by Easternlight on Wednesday 14th December 19:20

Evangelion

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Wednesday 14th December 2016
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Doofus

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Wednesday 14th December 2016
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You lot are weird.

Wobbegong

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Wednesday 14th December 2016
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Countdown

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198 months

Thursday 15th December 2016
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Doofus said:
ash73 said:
Because that's what credible business people do. rolleyes
I don't think anybody has assumed that any of the Candidates are "credible". biggrin

davek_964

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177 months

Thursday 15th December 2016
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blueg33 said:
I enjoyed the programme last night with a profile of the remaining 5.

Was most impressed with Francis but Grainne has gone up in my estimation too
I turned it off after about 15 mins - thought the narration was a bit over the top. "When Grainne was 15, her world suddenly changed..." because she was pregnant. "When Frances was 13 she suddenly discovered something that changed her life...." because she discovered her dad wasn't her real dad.

I assume if I'd carried on watching, I'd have discovered that "When Jess was 7, her childhood came to a premature end when she discovered Father Christmas isn't real".

nicanary

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148 months

Thursday 15th December 2016
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davek_964 said:
blueg33 said:
I enjoyed the programme last night with a profile of the remaining 5.

Was most impressed with Francis but Grainne has gone up in my estimation too
I turned it off after about 15 mins - thought the narration was a bit over the top. "When Grainne was 15, her world suddenly changed..." because she was pregnant. "When Frances was 13 she suddenly discovered something that changed her life...." because she discovered her dad wasn't her real dad.

I assume if I'd carried on watching, I'd have discovered that "When Jess was 7, her childhood came to a premature end when she discovered Father Christmas isn't real".
Reading this, I'm glad I gave it a miss. Hopefully tonight's final will be more like adult content. So many programmes now made for the ADD generation.

57 Chevy

5,412 posts

237 months

Thursday 15th December 2016
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davek_964 said:
I turned it off after about 15 mins - thought the narration was a bit over the top. "When Grainne was 15, her world suddenly changed..." because she was pregnant. "When Frances was 13 she suddenly discovered something that changed her life...." because she discovered her dad wasn't her real dad.

I assume if I'd carried on watching, I'd have discovered that "When Jess was 7, her childhood came to a premature end when she discovered Father Christmas isn't real".
The issues they overcame were

Grainne - Pregnant at 15
Francis - Not real dad
Courtney - Used to be fat
Alana - Brought up by hippies
Jess - Started a business with her other half, he ruined the business and left her with three kids

smile

Shaoxter

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126 months

Thursday 15th December 2016
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davek_964 said:
I turned it off after about 15 mins - thought the narration was a bit over the top. "When Grainne was 15, her world suddenly changed..." because she was pregnant. "When Frances was 13 she suddenly discovered something that changed her life...." because she discovered her dad wasn't her real dad.
Well to be honest those are some pretty life changing things, certainly bigger than anything I've ever experienced.

NJK44

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98 months

Thursday 15th December 2016
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Shaoxter said:
Well to be honest those are some pretty life changing things, certainly bigger than anything I've ever experienced.
I experienced the thing Francis did at 17, and honestly it's not that life changing.

parabolica

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186 months

Thursday 15th December 2016
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lockhart flawse said:
I have watched every episode in every series and I think these are the weakest final 5 by quite a long way. There isn't one of them who appears to have much business nous. And Courtney's presentation skills are extraordinarily bad.

I would think Alan Sugar's a bit worried about his £250k this year.

I dont care who wins it.
Same thing gets said every single year. Also I suspect TV editing has made them look particularly rubbish as that seems to drive ratings.