Quote it up with Phoenix Nights

[redtwin]

The auditions at the end of the episodes were hilarious. .

I may have to break down and get the boxset.

[DrTre]

redtwin said:

The auditions at the end of the episodes were hilarious. .

I may have to break down and get the boxset.

The voiceovers (is that the word?) are brilliant.

Never fails to make me laugh when they refer to "There he is, The Jap".

[rehab71]

Clinton Babtiste!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avgGMJPEeuk&fea...

[Justin Cyder]

So many little visual gags. When Keith Lard opens the boot of his car, there's a dog blanket in there.

[srob]

Justin Cyder said:

So many little visual gags. When Keith Lard opens the boot of his car, there's a dog blanket in there.

And Potter going slowly up the stairs on his stairlift, holding the (tax inspector!!) woman's hand

[anonymous-user]

srob said:

Justin Cyder said:

So many little visual gags. When Keith Lard opens the boot of his car, there's a dog blanket in there.

And Potter going slowly up the stairs on his stairlift, holding the (tax inspector!!) woman's hand

"The things I'm gonna to do you, just you wait!"

[Justin Cyder]

There's something I have to tell you Brian.

You're not a man are you? Like Hailey?

[Thom987]

It's a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don't look like nothing else, it's not happening.

It's a family fun day man, there's kiddies running around. They can't go jumping up and down on a love length.

Sammy Snake.

Garlic bread - it's the future, I've tasted it.

[essexplumber]

Lesley, "I'm horny, horny horny horny"
Woman, "ps off"

[bernie_eccle]

What would Thora Hird do?

[Justin Cyder]

Gerry Dignan

[weyland yutani]

rehab71 said:

Clinton Babtiste!

I'm getting the word . . . nonce

[Halb]

Stranraer!?

[Skywalker]

Jerry St Clair :>> A hundred million sperm and you were the quickest. There's no justice is there?

[5pen]

Justin Cyder said:

Hey Mouth! There's a childs bike outside.

Keith Lard: Do you know what my biggest fear is?
Audience member: Rabies?

[Sprouts]

"it's filthy Shirley, can yer give it a wipe ? Now I'll just introduce this into your back passage "

"Introduce ??"

As someone said, all must be with a Bolton accent. Lucky for me I've got one.

[Justin Cyder]

If Carole's leg pays out I'm gonna get a Jacuzzi.

[miniman]

Justin Cyder said:

If Carole's leg pays out I'm gonna get a Jacuzzi.

Important to get the wonderful pronunciation.

Not jacoozie

Ja coot zi

[Sprouts]

" you only gerra bucket an half "

"it's all I got "

[evilmunkey]

pisskick what the hells a pisskick night...