Stupid things in films

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KANEIT

2,567 posts

220 months

Thursday 26th March 2009
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Dracoro said:
JonRB said:
Dracoro said:
I don't know a film where the CGI is that good that I hadn't noticed.
How do you know? Maybe you have seen lots of CGI that is so good that you haven't noticed and, errr, well not noticed. silly
Well, exactly biggrin The point is when people go on about the great CGI in a a film they just saw. Wasn't that good as they noticed that it had CGI biggrin

Granted, you can't not have CGI in certain films (e.g. superhero films, Sci-fi etc.) but even then they get it wrong. The spiderman CGI was dire, esp the flying through the street scenes, awful, simply awful.
Aye, just like Hulk, Blade II and The Matrix 3. Really poor motion and rendering detail.

Matt_N

8,905 posts

203 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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Dover Nige said:
That bit in the fking fast and furious where the black Charger smokes it's tyres and pops a fking stupid fking wheelie at the same time. How fking ridiculous. tts.
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Have you not seen drag cars on launch?

Ill admit it was quite exagerated in the film, but its a commom thing in drag racing isnt? Hence why they have wheelie bars on the back.

steve_amv8

1,887 posts

211 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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delusional said:
And how exactly do they cause the pedals to go up and down?
Would it really have been that difficult to use more modern cars with drive by wire and not show the pedals moving? They could even have substituted the pedal scenes with some snazzy CGI stuff of circuits jumping or something!
... the accelerator and brake pedals move on my CL whilst under control of the cruise control ....

Lordsmut

303 posts

203 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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Fex2005 said:
philwhite said:
For me it’s got to be the old 'zooming in on photos', there’s no software that can magnify a photo 10,000 times, it worked in Blade Runner, it doesn’t in anything else.
Ahemmmm biggrin ------> http://www.gigapan.org/viewGigapanFullscreen.php?i...

Edited by Fex2005 on Thursday 26th March 16:34
I found Wally!

Lordsmut

303 posts

203 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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Of course this is a pointless thread, but the gestation period of the chest bursters in AVP rolleyes

squareflops

1,821 posts

184 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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Dakkon said:
Tyre marks in the road from previous takes, really annoying.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective...

Lordsmut

303 posts

203 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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squareflops said:
Dakkon said:
Tyre marks in the road from previous takes, really annoying.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective...
Also in True Lies during the motorbike and horse chase through the hotel.

squareflops

1,821 posts

184 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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and wasn't there a scene in one of the Mission Impossible films where a bike chase went from tarmac (road tyres on superbikes) onto a beach and they had noblies? plus ofcourse the whole jumping off spinning round whilst shooting, you've gone tooooo far..

Lordsmut

303 posts

203 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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squareflops said:
and wasn't there a scene in one of the Mission Impossible films where a bike chase went from tarmac (road tyres on superbikes) onto a beach and they had noblies? plus ofcourse the whole jumping off spinning round whilst shooting, you've gone tooooo far..
M.I.2

JonRB

74,835 posts

273 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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squareflops said:
plus ofcourse the whole jumping off spinning round whilst shooting, you've gone tooooo far..
Well, that's John Woo for you. rolleyes

prand

5,916 posts

197 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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sparks_E39 said:
The way Americans portray us British as tea and crumpet eating toffs...
That's me that is. I'm also a bumbling but charming bufoon who is irresistible to Hollywood starlets. Tally ho!

Famous Graham

26,553 posts

226 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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Matt_N said:
Dover Nige said:
That bit in the fking fast and furious where the black Charger smokes it's tyres and pops a fking stupid fking wheelie at the same time. How fking ridiculous. tts.
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Have you not seen drag cars on launch?

Ill admit it was quite exagerated in the film, but its a commom thing in drag racing isnt? Hence why they have wheelie bars on the back.
Yeah but they can't happen simultaneously. If the tyres are smoking, the wheels are spinning, so you're not going to wheelie. I think?

Jasandjules

70,007 posts

230 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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All computers can talk to each other, and all computers have a security code which can be beaten with 2 attempts. On top of which, all computers, even laptops, have the power of a bank of Cray supercomputers, and internet access of 128mpbp/ns (nano second...)

Gylen

10,091 posts

218 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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delusional said:
Terminator 3, when the female Terminator is using nano-bots to control cars. Ok, so I can accept the nano-bots that can control other machines. That can fit in with the standard suspension of disbelief. But tell me: how the fk do these work on old cars without "drive by wire"? And how exactly do they cause the pedals to go up and down?
Would it really have been that difficult to use more modern cars with drive by wire and not show the pedals moving? They could even have substituted the pedal scenes with some snazzy CGI stuff of circuits jumping or something!
Extraordinary that in a film about invulnerable, shape-shifting, time-traveling, robot assassins from the future, this is the part of the narrative that you had trouble with...

JonRB

74,835 posts

273 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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Gylen said:
Extraordinary that in a film about invulnerable, shape-shifting, time-traveling, robot assassins from the future, this is the part of the narrative that you had trouble with...
I disagree. You will a suspension of disbelief for the premise of the film or book, and then expect them to be self-consistent. So the film requires you to accept "invulnerable, shape-shifting, time-traveling, robot assassins from the future". That's fine. But since it is set in the modern day, it has to be plausible outside of the premise. Which means, say, a mechanical lawnmover can't be controlled by super-hacker nanobots say. Or indeed a car without computer-controlled drive-by-wire.

Edited by JonRB on Friday 27th March 11:22

Dupont666

21,613 posts

193 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql1uLyuWra8

last time I hacked an AS400 it was not with the cool graphics, just a dos prompt and i was most disappointed... why was it not like the film??

Edited by Dupont666 on Friday 27th March 11:22

Hudson

1,857 posts

188 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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Any film where they`re being "hacked" and their "mainframe is down" and they`re franticly typing as fast as they can to bring up extra firewalls or whatever.

just unplug the fking network cable. GRRR.

Jasandjules

70,007 posts

230 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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Old, fat(sih), perhaps even balding blokes are attractive to young fit women......

That can't happen in reality.................

JonRB

74,835 posts

273 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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Jasandjules said:
Old, fat(sih), perhaps even balding blokes are attractive to young fit women......

That can't happen in reality.................
Yes, but we still live in hope don't we? hehe

Arese

21,020 posts

188 months

Friday 27th March 2009
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Dupont666 said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql1uLyuWra8

last time I hacked an AS400 it was not with the cool graphics, just a dos prompt and i was most disappointed... why was it not like the film??

Edited by Dupont666 on Friday 27th March 11:22
You had a DOS prompt on an AS400? scratchchin