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Bushmaster

27,427 posts

280 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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flakeypaul said:
There are two reasons why caravanners drive too slowly
One - because they are dragging along an unstable garden shed full of tupperware and chintz.

Two - see one.


Cara Van Man

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29,977 posts

252 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Bushmaster said:
flakeypaul said:
There are two reasons why caravanners drive too slowly
One - because they are dragging along an unstable garden shed full of tupperware and chintz.

Two - see one.
Harsh.

But, point noted.

Andy Zarse

10,868 posts

248 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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flakeypaul said:
People hate caravans because of the 'I must drive everywhere at 30' brigade. There is nothing in the world more enfuriating than being stuck behind a caravan who is driving far too slowly.

There are two reasons why some caravanners drive too slowly:

1 - They do not feel that their outfit is stable enough to drive quickly; if this is the case - get a bigger car, smaller caravan or learn how to load the fking thing properly.

2 - They do not feel confident driving at the speed limit (50mph for caravans) where conditions allow; if you can't drive at the (what is in my opinion too slow) speed limit then DON'T PULL A fkING CARAVAN.

I do own a caravan and I have never had a queue of traffic form behind me because of my poor driving, nor do I drive too fast, it's a case of being sensible and sensitive to the people that will be following you. Drive on dual carriageways where possible, don't travel at busy times.

I was once out with the van on the back in a queue of traffic which was travelling at about 35mph in a 60 - probably due to some tt that can't handle his caravan further up. The car behind me was getting excessively aggressive; blowing the horn, flashing his headlights and sticking his fingers up at me expecting me to pull over. Being a clever st he waited until there was a slight gap in oncoming traffic before trying to overtake - only to see the queue of traffic that was holding us up. He got alongside me before losing his bottle and slamming his brakes on (there was a big fk off lorry coming the other way). Always makes me chuckle.

Not all caravanners are doddery old s!

Edited by flakeypaul on Thursday 2nd April 21:42
Whwn I'm in the Commer I like to travel everywhere at 35mph. You soon get a nice long line of cars behind you on a bendy country road, it's amazing that they soon get the idea that 35 is the RIGHT speed for everyone. They finally signal their grateful appreciation once we get onto a dual carriageway, happily waving and gesturing out of their windows, flashing their lights in thanks, that kind of thing. I like to think they're learning a driving lesson when they're following me.

eldar

21,872 posts

197 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
Wacky Racer said:
cloggy said:
Wacky Racer said:
Balmoral Green said:
Very similar Wacky, both hand crafted in aluminium on a timber frame on a separate chassis.
yes

And a proper roof......smile
That man deserves a banning.
Don't forget 6 beds, TV, Kitchen and a cassette toilet........hehe
Exactly.......fridge......freezer.......2 dvd screens.....hi-fi.......mains voltage.......microwave.....shower......2 sinks........hot and cold running water......storage for approximately 100 bottles of wine when returning from Normandy thumbup
0-60 3 weeks, 2 days. 4 mpg, spends 48 weeks per year hiding under a tree going green and leaking. Handy, though, when you are stuck in traffic, you can always stop and make a nice cup of tea, maybe even with a tasty macaroon or scone.

How the other half live.

Cara Van Man

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29,977 posts

252 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Andy Zarse said:
Whwn I'm in the Commer I like to travel everywhere at 35mph. You soon get a nice long line of cars behind you on a bendy country road, it's amazing that they soon get the idea that 35 is the RIGHT speed for everyone. They finally signal their grateful appreciation once we get onto a dual carriageway, happily waving and gesturing out of their windows, flashing their lights in thanks, that kind of thing. I like to think they're learning a driving lesson when they're following me.
I know what you mean, brother.

Many a grateful motorist has gestured his appreciation to me whilst travelling south on the A1 by offering me a coffee at the next service station. It's good to see us 'Kings of the road' are appreciated by our fellow road users.

I've even been offered two twix fingers to go with the coffee beans they have been shaking.

Edited by Cara Van Man on Thursday 2nd April 22:00

Wacky Racer

38,237 posts

248 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Merc fan said:
That was your Morgan? YOU UTTER PILLOCK! You've made SUCH a mistake.

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Andy Zarse

10,868 posts

248 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
Andy Zarse said:
Whwn I'm in the Commer I like to travel everywhere at 35mph. You soon get a nice long line of cars behind you on a bendy country road, it's amazing that they soon get the idea that 35 is the RIGHT speed for everyone. They finally signal their grateful appreciation once we get onto a dual carriageway, happily waving and gesturing out of their windows, flashing their lights in thanks, that kind of thing. I like to think they're learning a driving lesson when they're following me.
I know what you mean, brother.

Many a grateful motorist has gestured his appreciation to me whilst travelling south on the A1 by offering me a coffee at the next service station. It's good to see us 'Kings of the road' are appreciated by our fellow road users.

I've even been offered two twix fingers to go with the coffee beans they have been shaking.

Edited by Cara Van Man on Thursday 2nd April 22:00
One of those multidrop drivers in a 7.5 tonner was so pleased he almost lost control of his lorry when trying to thank me. I'll never forget him, he was a fat man with a very red face. I couldn't tell what he was frantically trying to shout to me, and I just smiled back at the king of the road, but I think he lost control of the truck and if I didn't know better it was almost as if he was deliberately swerving at me as he drew parallel.

Cara Van Man

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29,977 posts

252 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Andy Zarse said:
Cara Van Man said:
Andy Zarse said:
Whwn I'm in the Commer I like to travel everywhere at 35mph. You soon get a nice long line of cars behind you on a bendy country road, it's amazing that they soon get the idea that 35 is the RIGHT speed for everyone. They finally signal their grateful appreciation once we get onto a dual carriageway, happily waving and gesturing out of their windows, flashing their lights in thanks, that kind of thing. I like to think they're learning a driving lesson when they're following me.
I know what you mean, brother.

Many a grateful motorist has gestured his appreciation to me whilst travelling south on the A1 by offering me a coffee at the next service station. It's good to see us 'Kings of the road' are appreciated by our fellow road users.

I've even been offered two twix fingers to go with the coffee beans they have been shaking.

Edited by Cara Van Man on Thursday 2nd April 22:00
One of those multidrop drivers in a 7.5 tonner was so pleased he almost lost control of his lorry when trying to thank me. I'll never forget him, he was a fat man with a very red face. I couldn't tell what he was frantically trying to shout to me, and I just smiled back at the king of the road, but I think he lost control of the truck and if I didn't know better it was almost as if he was deliberately swerving at me as he drew parallel.
Isn't it great to see the positive effect we have on society? I'm proud.

I've saved many a driver from being caught by speed cameras. They always seem to show how grateful they are, which gives me a warm feeling.

Often whilst sitting on my fold-out chair in a layby having a cup of tea and a cream bun, they toot their horns and give me a 'thumbs up', mouthing their encouragement.

williamp

19,284 posts

274 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Wacky Racer said:
some modern Caravans are quite tasty,
I know its childish, but Quoted. Just in case... biggrin

schmalex

13,616 posts

207 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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I borrow a friend's motorhome occasionally. It is fantastic, as I have never experienced such quiet roads infront of me when driving it.

Wacky Racer

38,237 posts

248 months

Thursday 2nd April 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
Bushmaster said:
flakeypaul said:
There are two reasons why caravanners drive too slowly
One - because they are dragging along an unstable garden shed full of tupperware and chintz.

Two - see one.
Harsh.

But, point noted.
They need a "go faster" sticker.............biggrin




Cara Van Man

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29,977 posts

252 months

Friday 3rd April 2009
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schmalex said:
I borrow a friend's motorhome occasionally. It is fantastic, as I have never experienced such quiet roads infront of me when driving it.
hehe

It's great isn't it, the open road.

WorAl

10,877 posts

189 months

Balmoral Green

41,034 posts

249 months

Friday 3rd April 2009
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flakeypaul said:
Stuff
Too right.

As I have often said on this subject, the caravanners who hold you up also drive like that when they are without their caravan too. But when you see them out on the road without their caravan, causing the same delays, nobody moans 'Bloody caravanners'.

There is absolutely no reason at all for a car & caravan outfit not to make the same sort of ordinary progress up to the speed limit that everyone else does. Of course, they don't have to drive up to the speed limit, but then, everyone else has that choice too.

If there is a reason that they can't make normal progress, other than mindset, they need to sort it out.

Edited by Balmoral Green on Friday 3rd April 09:25

schmalex

13,616 posts

207 months

Friday 3rd April 2009
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Cara Van Man said:
schmalex said:
I borrow a friend's motorhome occasionally. It is fantastic, as I have never experienced such quiet roads in front of me when driving it.
hehe

It's great isn't it, the open road.
Truly wonderful. Clean, fresh air blowing through the windows, no having to worry about braking distances etc....

We always take the S4 along as well, as I can't abide packing all my stuff up into the back of the van for a 2 mile trip to the beach every day.

Not very environmentally friendly and it does sometimes wind peple up when they see a quick Audi at the front of the line not wanting to overtake, but ho hum hehe

Cara Van Man

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29,977 posts

252 months

Friday 3rd April 2009
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In all seriousness, I try to be as considerate to other road users as possible and not hold people up. I'll only overtake when it will not get in other peoples way.

I tend not to sit at 35mph either....I do prefer to 'make progress'

Chim Chim

739 posts

206 months

Friday 3rd April 2009
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If I had the money and inclination I would get a Viper in blue with white stripes, get a caravan and respray it to match.

Tony*T3

20,911 posts

248 months

Friday 3rd April 2009
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Chim Chim said:
If I had the money and inclination I would get a Viper in blue with white stripes, get a caravan and respray it to match.
Youd have to get a pretty tiny caravan.

Merc fan

963 posts

184 months

Friday 3rd April 2009
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Wacky Racer said:
Merc fan said:
That was your Morgan? YOU UTTER PILLOCK! You've made SUCH a mistake.

shoot

confused

nono

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