Apprentice 2011

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mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

257 months

Thursday 5th May 2011
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Lost soul said:
Why do they all seem to think saying things like "i am as cold as ice"

makes them a good business man confused load of wkers from what i have sseen so far

Its almost as if going on the apprentice is proof that you are a tosser
I'd go for it if I were younger...

So I could ask Al SuperSpiv why every single one of his projects failed...

The only thing that useless tozer can do is screw his shareholders...

Oakey

27,620 posts

218 months

Thursday 5th May 2011
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mybrainhurts said:
I'd go for it if I were younger...

So I could ask Al SuperSpiv why every single one of his projects failed...

The only thing that useless tozer can do is screw his shareholders...
Like I've said before, compared to his peers of his time (Jobs / Gates / Allen) he's a failure. Honestly, what has he done of note since the 80s? His em@iler was st and his slagging off of the ipod shows how shortsighted he is.

Isn't he mainly into property now and an ailing digital signage company?

NoelWatson

11,710 posts

244 months

Thursday 5th May 2011
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Jim the Sunderer said:
Tom Pellereau looks like a generic sex offender.
I know Tom through his cousin - who delighted in informing me that Cousin Tom had submitted himself for this ritual humiliation. Needless to say he will come across as a complete Chopper as they all tend to. I haven't watched it but will attempt to this time round, and will fine him heavily when I next see him.


theironduke

6,995 posts

190 months

Friday 6th May 2011
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guy_spyder550 said:
Thought it was Jarvis Cocker in a suit for amount

Have a shave you scruffy fecker!!!

Mr Trophy

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6,808 posts

205 months

Tuesday 10th May 2011
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Starts tonight smile

y2blade

56,189 posts

217 months

Tuesday 10th May 2011
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listening to the soundbites on the radio this morning they sound like the usual sort of clueless fkwits

it'll be great TV again

smile

Jasandjules

70,016 posts

231 months

Tuesday 10th May 2011
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9pm - I will be ready!!

GI Jnr

1,903 posts

263 months

Tuesday 10th May 2011
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Lost soul said:
Why do they all seem to think saying things like "i am as cold as ice"

makes them a good business man confused load of wkers from what i have sseen so far

Its almost as if going on the apprentice is proof that you are a tosser
boxedinCan I come and play please?

When I did it, the TV bods used to try and goad you into saying cr@p like that... 'but you do think you're the best don't you?'So, what do you say at night to yourself to motivate you?'

The worst they managed to get from me a confession that I'm a control freak...

Should be good TV again this year. I'll be watching.

Tuan

y2blade

56,189 posts

217 months

Tuesday 10th May 2011
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GI Jnr said:
Lost soul said:
Why do they all seem to think saying things like "i am as cold as ice"

makes them a good business man confused load of wkers from what i have sseen so far

Its almost as if going on the apprentice is proof that you are a tosser
boxedinCan I come and play please?

When I did it, the TV bods used to try and goad you into saying cr@p like that... 'but you do think you're the best don't you?'So, what do you say at night to yourself to motivate you?'

The worst they managed to get from me a confession that I'm a control freak...

Should be good TV again this year. I'll be watching.

Tuan
you were on "The Apprentice"! what series?

V8mate

45,899 posts

191 months

Tuesday 10th May 2011
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GI Jnr said:
'So, what do you say at night to yourself to motivate you?'
'Mmmmn, what a huge cock I have'

GI Jnr

1,903 posts

263 months

Tuesday 10th May 2011
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y2blade said:
you were on "The Apprentice"! what series?
I was on Series 2, before it got all ‘TV bling’ I was a serious biznez man me! biggrin

V8mate said:
GI Jnr said:
'So, what do you say at night to yourself to motivate you?'
'Mmmmn, what a huge cock I have'
Asian descent, so no. Definitely not that.

When S2 was airing, I started a thread about the series where I would try to answer the behind the scenes type of questions to give a wider perspective on what you saw. It was good fun to do (before the legal bods caught wind of it) and people seemed to appreciate the insight. To any Mods – I don’t know if there’s anyway to resurrect/recover the thread as it answers a load of the inevitable questions that will be asked this year. I think the thread was titled ‘The official/best Apprentice thread ever’ or something like that. It was the 100+ pager around May 2006 time…

Tuan

TonyHetherington

32,091 posts

252 months

Tuesday 10th May 2011
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http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?p=13&...

This is the main Apprentice thread from 2006 - but we changed the title, if I remember correctly, because of the legal bods finding you too easily.

Is that the one you mean, or did you make another one?


edit; and this was you in May2006. Can't find anything before or after it like the thread you're thinking of - any other clues? Sounds quite interesting!
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/profile.asp?mem...

Edited by TonyHetherington on Tuesday 10th May 12:45

y2blade

56,189 posts

217 months

Tuesday 10th May 2011
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GI Jnr said:
Asian descent, so no. Definitely not that.

When S2 was airing, I started a thread about the series where I would try to answer the behind the scenes type of questions to give a wider perspective on what you saw. It was good fun to do (before the legal bods caught wind of it) and people seemed to appreciate the insight. To any Mods – I don’t know if there’s anyway to resurrect/recover the thread as it answers a load of the inevitable questions that will be asked this year. I think the thread was titled ‘The official/best Apprentice thread ever’ or something like that. It was the 100+ pager around May 2006 time…

Tuan
that would be interesting to read..I probably read it at the time tbh, I vaguely remember a PH'er saying he'd gone through the selection process but nothing more

GI Jnr

1,903 posts

263 months

Tuesday 10th May 2011
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TonyHetherington said:
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?p=13&...

This is the main Apprentice thread from 2006 - but we changed the title, if I remember correctly, because of the legal bods finding you too easily.

Is that the one you mean, or did you make another one?
clap That was it! I forgot we the title had changed... hence why I couldn't find it. I think the thread got fun when it starting airing and I started posted in anger.

Tuan

Devilstreak

8,088 posts

183 months

Tuesday 10th May 2011
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Phew, just made it home in time thumbup

KP328

1,834 posts

197 months

Tuesday 10th May 2011
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Count me in, been looking forward to it.

Paul Dishman

4,747 posts

239 months

Tuesday 10th May 2011
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GI Jnr said:
TonyHetherington said:
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?p=13&...

This is the main Apprentice thread from 2006 - but we changed the title, if I remember correctly, because of the legal bods finding you too easily.

Is that the one you mean, or did you make another one?
clap That was it! I forgot we the title had changed... hence why I couldn't find it. I think the thread got fun when it starting airing and I started posted in anger.

Tuan
That was classic, especially when we all voted for you on the Times on-line poll and the comment was they couldn't understand it, they'd thought Michelle was the favourite laugh

Mr Trophy

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6,808 posts

205 months

Tuesday 10th May 2011
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Is it wrong I am excited?

littlegreenfairy

10,134 posts

223 months

Tuesday 10th May 2011
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Mr Trophy said:
Is it wrong I am excited?
Not at all!

Wine and chocolate at the ready!

kieranjholland

3,572 posts

172 months

Tuesday 10th May 2011
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Mr Trophy said:
Is it wrong I am excited?
No!

I am so glad I saw this thread as I had completely forgot - was upstairs looking up autotrader/PH Classified/car and classic... as usual ...when I saw this

Very excited smile