Goblin Works Garage on Quest

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Escort3500

11,938 posts

146 months

Saturday 7th August 2021
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robinessex said:
Watched the Mini episode. All the Goblin crew did was remove a busted bumper, drill 4 holes (badly) for a spoiler, produce a bad illustration of a squashed mini, and talk a lot. The air suspension was done by another, so was the wrapping, also the stupid wing mirror painting. The interior just mysteriously appeared and was fitted by whom ? Nearly forgot, they put the wheels on with an impact wrench. WRONG. You need to torque them to the correct value.
Not forgetting the st roof lining with Disney-esque LED lighting rofl

jules_s

4,320 posts

234 months

Saturday 7th August 2021
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Escort3500 said:
robinessex said:
Watched the Mini episode. All the Goblin crew did was remove a busted bumper, drill 4 holes (badly) for a spoiler, produce a bad illustration of a squashed mini, and talk a lot. The air suspension was done by another, so was the wrapping, also the stupid wing mirror painting. The interior just mysteriously appeared and was fitted by whom ? Nearly forgot, they put the wheels on with an impact wrench. WRONG. You need to torque them to the correct value.
Not forgetting the st roof lining with Disney-esque LED lighting rofl
That was Bangin' & wikkid smile

Armut Schweinefleisch-911

16,205 posts

174 months

Sunday 8th August 2021
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jules_s said:
Escort3500 said:
robinessex said:
Watched the Mini episode. All the Goblin crew did was remove a busted bumper, drill 4 holes (badly) for a spoiler, produce a bad illustration of a squashed mini, and talk a lot. The air suspension was done by another, so was the wrapping, also the stupid wing mirror painting. The interior just mysteriously appeared and was fitted by whom ? Nearly forgot, they put the wheels on with an impact wrench. WRONG. You need to torque them to the correct value.
Not forgetting the st roof lining with Disney-esque LED lighting rofl
That was Bangin' & wikkid smile
I finally found a way to enjoy this dross. laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l24VC-XlQN0

Scorchio!

Maxdecel

1,277 posts

34 months

Sunday 8th August 2021
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Armut Schweinefleisch-911 said:
jules_s said:
Escort3500 said:
robinessex said:
Watched the Mini episode. All the Goblin crew did was remove a busted bumper, drill 4 holes (badly) for a spoiler, produce a bad illustration of a squashed mini, and talk a lot. The air suspension was done by another, so was the wrapping, also the stupid wing mirror painting. The interior just mysteriously appeared and was fitted by whom ? Nearly forgot, they put the wheels on with an impact wrench. WRONG. You need to torque them to the correct value.
Not forgetting the st roof lining with Disney-esque LED lighting rofl
That was Bangin' & wikkid smile
I finally found a way to enjoy this dross. laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l24VC-XlQN0
Scorchio!
But ...but, but, they're Artisans woohoo
I'd like to offer sincere apologies to all Spanish speaking countries who out of curiosity have had the misfortune to encounter these three clowns.
I'm astounded UK TV companies purchased it in the first place ? But International ! yikes

Escort3500

11,938 posts

146 months

Sunday 8th August 2021
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Armut Schweinefleisch-911 said:
I finally found a way to enjoy this dross. laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l24VC-XlQN0

Scorchio!
Shame it isn’t sound only hehe

eccles

13,747 posts

223 months

Sunday 8th August 2021
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If the edited out the words 'artisan' and 'bespoke' there wouldn't be much left!

Cupramax

10,487 posts

253 months

Sunday 8th August 2021
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Caught the end of this last night while channel hopping, guy looked well chuffed with his pink mini laugh

LargeRed

1,654 posts

49 months

Sunday 8th August 2021
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I too watch it last night. Wish I hadn't.

That was by far a poor effort.

........ and the roof wrap was cr4p, as was the inner roof lining.

all in all 0/10

jules_s

4,320 posts

234 months

Thursday 12th August 2021
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Widely Wikkid! smile

Not toooo bad for a bolt on tat Landy - apart from the roof though

BadOrangePete

640 posts

45 months

Thursday 12th August 2021
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Barring the pointless roof and maybe the stripes I quite liked that 90 TBH

mondayo

1,825 posts

264 months

Thursday 12th August 2021
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It's a st show, in all the ways.

anonymous-user

55 months

Thursday 12th August 2021
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How many times did she say “awesome” when she saw the car?
Apart from the roof though, it was much better than their normal rubbish.
Pointless section looking at tyres when the brief was always to make it better on the road.

LargeRed

1,654 posts

49 months

Friday 13th August 2021
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Cliffe60 said:
How many times did she say “awesome” when she saw the car?
Apart from the roof though, it was much better than their normal rubbish.
Pointless section looking at tyres when the brief was always to make it better on the road.
so where did they spend £10K ??????

Red9zero

7,013 posts

58 months

Friday 13th August 2021
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LargeRed said:
so where did they spend £10K ??????
Artisans aren't cheap laugh
I saw the LR when it was on Discovery + and it was quite restrained for GMG. Pretty much bolt on bits, and removing the mudflaps with a grinder. I like the bikini roof, but it's not really practical for this country.

mattdavies

254 posts

158 months

Friday 13th August 2021
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jimxms said:
Thought I would give Goblin try as I was up-to-date with all my other car shows, and BOY did it not disappoint! This show is supposed to be tongue-in-cheeky comedy right? I mean, I was rolling around on the floor laughing when they churned out this f**ing abomination of a Supra!! Hilarious!!


I have spoken to the guy that owns this car, its basically ruined. the Wheel Fans cannot be driven on, the spoiler they are sure will survive a high speed run, it nearly worn through the wiring loom in the arch due to the wheel and tyre combination.

LargeRed

1,654 posts

49 months

Friday 13th August 2021
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off topic - not goblin.

did you watch Ant Anstead program afterwards ? building his own car.
or is that a different thread ?

Armut Schweinefleisch-911

16,205 posts

174 months

Sunday 15th August 2021
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I see Johnny Smith has had Jimmy DeVille (spelling?) on his YouTube channel. If I were being cynical I might think he called in a favour to try and get subscribers to his own channel. laugh

robinessex

11,082 posts

182 months

Monday 16th August 2021
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Just watched the Land Rover Episode. If you eliminate all the talking, you get about 5 minutes of 'activity'. Since when has sticking on some stripes, attaching a few new grills, 4 wheels, plastic arches, a big box, a plastic mat , and a canvas hood (all bought items), qualify as an artisan. PS. I've no idea what the hose pipe session was meant to show either, and the point of the initial road tests. Another 11yr old drawing from Miss styllist as well. I've no idea why they have a workshop of tools and equipment either. What utter dross.

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 16th August 2021
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robinessex said:
Just watched the Land Rover Episode. If you eliminate all the talking, you get about 5 minutes of 'activity'. Since when has sticking on some stripes, attaching a few new grills, 4 wheels, plastic arches, a big box, a plastic mat , and a canvas hood (all bought items), qualify as an artisan. PS. I've no idea what the hose pipe session was meant to show either, and the point of the initial road tests. Another 11yr old drawing from Miss styllist as well. I've no idea why they have a workshop of tools and equipment either. What utter dross.
The hose pipe session showed the “bikini” top was totally useless but they still chose it.
Sort of fits the general tone of the programme I suppose.

eccles

13,747 posts

223 months

Monday 16th August 2021
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Cliffe60 said:
robinessex said:
Just watched the Land Rover Episode. If you eliminate all the talking, you get about 5 minutes of 'activity'. Since when has sticking on some stripes, attaching a few new grills, 4 wheels, plastic arches, a big box, a plastic mat , and a canvas hood (all bought items), qualify as an artisan. PS. I've no idea what the hose pipe session was meant to show either, and the point of the initial road tests. Another 11yr old drawing from Miss styllist as well. I've no idea why they have a workshop of tools and equipment either. What utter dross.
The hose pipe session showed the “bikini” top was totally useless but they still chose it.
Sort of fits the general tone of the programme I suppose.
The whole thing is 'style' over substance.