Britains got talent

[trooperiziz]

Flawless : Technically excellent, and very well staged, but a bit too clinical for me.
2 Grand : Adorable, not the most gifted of singers either of them, won't win but I still like them.
Shaheen : His faced is too squashed... Good singer though, even if he only sings diva songs, must go down well at school
Holly : Another good singer, but good considering her age, rather than outright good IMO, good chance of winning
Stavros Flatley : Extremely good fun, bit samey but what else can they do, again adorable family act. It was blatantly obvious they would do a riverdance send up with all the dancers in the final, shame they couldn't come up with something a bit more inventive, they could have won if they had.
Aidan : Meh, obviously talented but it showed that he hadn't got a routine as such, just came out and danced around a bit
Sax bloke : Errr...? It's a guy who can play saxophone... There are a thousand of them out there... oh wait, he's attractive and cool, therefore he is the best there has ever been...
Rugby lad singer : ten a penny, an also ran on any of the singing talent shows, but again attactive and cool, so automatically declared the best in the world
Diversity : Not as well staged as Flawless, but much more intelligent choreography and much more likeable as a group.
Susan Boyle : A very good singing voice, completely awful personality and unlikeable, if she could charm as well as sing she would be a certain winner...

Have I missed any?

I think it will be between Diversity, Hollie and Susan Boyle, and I hope Diversity win it.

[Road Pest]

Boyle will turn nasty and start killing everyone if she loses IMO. The judges need one of these

She will and then start

[flakeypaul]

trooperiziz said:

I think it will be between Diversity, Hollie and Susan Boyle, and I hope Diversity win it.

Yeah me too.

I can't help but wonder whether or not at the end Susan Boyle will pull off her rubber mask and turn out to be Elvis underneath. Weirder things have happened

[Rach*]

Road Pest said:

Boyle will turn nasty and start killing everyone if she loses IMO. The judges need one of these

She will and then start

[flakeypaul]

Road Pest said:

Boyle will turn nasty and start killing everyone if she loses IMO. The judges need one of these

She will and then start

Naah she'll have to get past Cowell's bodyguard first and that guy's made out of lead.

[Hairspray]

I actually think SuBo will look absolutely stunned if she doesn't win, and then go all huffy and perhaps screech.

[Hairspray]

flakeypaul said:

Road Pest said:

Boyle will turn nasty and start killing everyone if she loses IMO. The judges need one of these

She will and then start

Naah she'll have to get past Cowell's bodyguard first and that guy's made out of lead.

Yes, but he has never taken on a Scottish yeti with a grudge.

[Road Pest]

Hairspray said:

I actually think SuBo will look absolutely stunned if she doesn't win, and then go all huffy and perhaps screech.

What, walk into a corner screaming uncontrollably and then 2 weeks later we'll find the boiled heads of the judges somewhere in the woods outside her village.

[flakeypaul]

Hairspray said:

I actually think SuBo will look absolutely stunned if she doesn't win, and then go all huffy and perhaps screech.

Perhaps she'll get all angry, turn green, increase in size so her clothes tear off (except her pants) and start pulling the heads off Ant and Dec.

Edited by flakeypaul on Saturday 30th May 21:04

[Road Pest]

flakeypaul said:

Hairspray said:

I actually think SuBo will look absolutely stunned if she doesn't win, and then go all huffy and perhaps screech.

Perhaps she'll get all angry, turn green, increase in size so her clothes tear off (except her pants) and start pulling the heads off Ant and Dec.

Edited by flakeypaul on Saturday 30th May 21:04

Chewing their heads whilst wielding an axe.

That woman is seriously scary.

[Oakey]

Just had a good eyeful of amandas cleavage and chest, almost a bit of nip too on britains got more talent as mulhern interviewed her in the dressing room and she sat there in nothing but a flimsy dressing gown.

[Neil_H]

I agree that it's between Hollie, Diversity and Boyle - I think Boyle will get the most votes....

ETA: add Stavros Flatley to that list...

Edited by Neil_H on Saturday 30th May 21:33

[mrmr96]

Oakey said:

Just had a good eyeful of amandas cleavage and chest, almost a bit of nip too on britains got more talent as mulhern interviewed her in the dressing room and she sat there in nothing but a flimsy dressing gown.

I still reckon yesterday's dress was better.

and

Edited by mrmr96 on Saturday 30th May 21:34

[Road Pest]

Stavros can't win. That can't be the best act out of all the entries in Britain, please no, no, no

[Rach*]

FFS, less yapping, get on with it!

[Penny-lope]

2 out of 3 isn't bad

[CatherineJ]

Not the last 3 I expected.

[Road Pest]

SB hears her name and starts wandering

[Mr Trophy]

That is saxo boy doing in the top 3.. Come on eh?

[Penny-lope]

Road Pest said:

SB hears her name and starts wandering

Telling you, she'd not the full shilling