Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[LuS1fer]

Vinted.

I do not want your old smelly clothes.

At any cost.

Burn them...

[anonymoususer]

The new one for a chocolate wafer snack biscuit
Simply because the mum in it has a truly fantastic backside that will lead me to an early grave

[Gary C]

AlexRS2782 said:

Plus the return of the diesel claim solicitors advertising how, as VAG have paid out for a claim, now's the best time to get a claim in against the other manufacturers and "get the money you're entitled to"

Never worked that one out

Car worked
Car was in a lower tax bracket
Car performed as if it was in a higher tax bracket

Win-Win surely

[Miserablegit]

Any banking advert where the bank is portrayed as your “best mate”

Particularly grating are the Lloyds bank adverts “we’re there for you” - are you bks - the claims following the HBoS fraud are still ongoing and you didn’t cover yourselves in glory investigating it once you acquired HBoS.

[LargeRed]

LuS1fer said:

Vinted.

I do not want your old smelly clothes.

At any cost.

Burn them...

The opportunity should be there, the choice is yours.


should we extend that to .......Second-Hand Cars ??

[Milkyway]

LargeRed said:

LuS1fer said:

Vinted.

I do not want your old smelly clothes.

At any cost.

Burn them...

The opportunity should be there, the choice is yours.


should we extend that to .......Second-Hand Cars ??

My local charity shop seems to do well out of unwanted clothes,.even the unsellable stuff can be sold for rags.
But obviously... you don’t receive any cash in your pocket that way.

Edited by Milkyway on Wednesday 1st June 15:07

[ChemicalChaos]

Not a TV, but a radio ad.

On The Beach have got a new summer holiday advert that uses a re-written version of "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year".... yes, a fking Christmas song being used for a fking summer holidays advert!!!!

Aside from being extremely irritating anyway with the shoehorned-in new lyrics, hearing the song so out of season is doubly annoying

[Milkyway]

What’s with all the adverts where the ‘actors’ just slide around or pass through doors to go from from scene to scene.
(Copycat productions)

Edited by Milkyway on Wednesday 1st June 15:30

[CoolHands]

That wker Dan Walker plugging himself in between every shagging programme on channel 5 for 5 News.

ps off you overpaid knob

[Milkyway]

CoolHands said:

That wker Dan Walker plugging himself in between every shagging programme on channel 5 for 5 News.

ps off you overpaid knob

The
“ It’s not about us”... Dan ‘I’m not a dancer’ Walker smirk.
( Que big speech... oh how people must love me.)
PS: Dan, you was right... you couldn’t dance, just a BBC muppet.

Edited by Milkyway on Wednesday 1st June 16:17

[Cupramax]

ChemicalChaos said:

Not a TV, but a radio ad.

On The Beach have got a new summer holiday advert that uses a re-written version of "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year".... yes, a fking Christmas song being used for a fking summer holidays advert!!!!

Aside from being extremely irritating anyway with the shoehorned-in new lyrics, hearing the song so out of season is doubly annoying

i think theyre going for the full gamut of irritation with Fern Cotton and her wingeing nasal voiceover too. infact any advert with her, the bloody Tesco mobile one is just as bad. She still talks like she's on childrens TV... "littul" she cant say little properly.

[swisstoni]

Eset ads on radio. An antivirus company apparently.

Not that you’d know that from the guff spouted in their ads. One has an ex-astronaut talking some desperate twaddle that attempts to tie his experience in to E-security.

[Triumph Man]

Haven’t seen it on normal tv but it’s on the Uktv adverts with some old guy in stupid glasses yakking on about sports events, in some sort of straight outta the bronx patois and then some younger woman presents a counter argument in a similar manner. Instantly muted.

Also, the brewdog adverts with the “diversity boxes ticked” woman on the soapbox yakking on about lager

[swisstoni]

Cupramax said:

ChemicalChaos said:

Not a TV, but a radio ad.

On The Beach have got a new summer holiday advert that uses a re-written version of "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year".... yes, a fking Christmas song being used for a fking summer holidays advert!!!!

Aside from being extremely irritating anyway with the shoehorned-in new lyrics, hearing the song so out of season is doubly annoying

i think theyre going for the full gamut of irritation with Fern Cotton and her wingeing nasal voiceover too. infact any advert with her, the bloody Tesco mobile one is just as bad. She still talks like she's on childrens TV... "littul" she cant say little properly.

She’s one of a golden few that manage to get work despite being devoid of any apparent talent whatsoever.

Once you are ‘in’ at the BBC you seem to have a job for life.

[Milkyway]

Don’t forget Rylan & Dermot...devoid of any actual talent.

Rylan for his inability to sing, but cry like a baby & Dermot, jiggling about & mastering “the winner of”...& the annoying long pause.

I wonder if many of these ‘actors’ admit to who they are..
“ I’m the Verisure man”
“ I’m June”
“Omaze”... & smile.
“Georgie”... fist pump.
“Deliverooo! eats”
“OOOOOOooooooooh!” ...

Edited by Milkyway on Thursday 2nd June 15:47

[LargeRed]

News reader, female on "Global Radio Group Limited", especially on Classic FM, in the mornings.

She can't say Global News !! ...... she says "Glowbull" News.
Whilst pronouncing Global, place your tongue in the middle of your mouth, violently and quickly move it from left to right and back again.

Glowbull.


yes, maybe that she got the job !!!

[Finglescave]

More YouTube Repetitive adverts - interesting they are actually on UT.

Barclays - https://youtu.be/l-So8ycqCJM
Nationwide - https://youtu.be/BxpniNbE5TI

Not sure what the deal is with stupid adverts and buying a home at the moment. Nationwide seem to have had the market for silly bank adverts over the last few years…sorry i mean building society.

Edited by Finglescave on Thursday 2nd June 15:27

[TCX]

Finish ultra....'government predict water shortage in uk'....climate crisis lol scaremongering

[cuprabob]

Even Jennie Bond has sold out

[Finglescave]

cuprabob said:

Even Jennie Bond has sold out

What’s she peddling? Life insurance or Royal Mint jubilee memorial coins?