Adverts that make you wanna smash your TV set up. (Vol 2)

[cuprabob]

Finglescave said:

cuprabob said:

Even Jennie Bond has sold out

What’s she peddling? Life insurance or Royal Mint jubilee memorial coins?

Nah, cruises...

[Finglescave]

cuprabob said:

Finglescave said:

cuprabob said:

Even Jennie Bond has sold out

What’s she peddling? Life insurance or Royal Mint jubilee memorial coins?

Nah, cruises...

Dang, that would have been my next guess

[Milkyway]

Saving the planet time;
OK Ariel: Really confused.
Since it’s not actually worth using the washing machine now... I will save the planet & resort to using a washboard & mangle.
So... you are now losing some sales.

Advised to add Dettol, to kill the germs that don’t get killed @ 20 degrees.

NB: Nice to know that I have helped save the planet even more, by having a smart meter... 70 million trees

I don’t want to be the generation that lost it all... but I’m so sorry, I can’t afford an EV.

Edited by Milkyway on Sunday 5th June 21:57

[nicanary]

Finglescave said:

cuprabob said:

Even Jennie Bond has sold out

What’s she peddling? Life insurance or Royal Mint jubilee memorial coins?

Talking of the Jubilee coins, I'd like to collect a full set and then go on a trip to Gibraltar, Tristan da Cunha and all the other mickey-mouse countries and try to buy some bubble-gum with a half-crown.

[Nickp82]

Triumph Man said:

Also, the brewdog adverts with the “diversity boxes ticked” woman on the soapbox yakking on about lager

I really dislike that Brewdog ad, not because of the content but because of the way it’s shot, for some reason I just find it really annoying.

[CoolHands]

Anyone noticed the washing machine drum that must have been dredged up from the North Sea for the Calgon adverts?! fking hell, never seen nothing like it.

[Punctilio]

I notice the GANT advert on tube You has exclusively
black and asian folks modelling the outfits.

White models not hip enough to do their overpriced jeans justice I suppose.

[Stealthracer]

Tell me about it!

You can go an entire ad break on the telly without seeing a single white face. I sometimes wonder what country these people think we're living in.

[Tigger108]

CoolHands said:

Twig62 said:

Not an advert as such but these "My Reality" stories shown through the as breaks on the CBS Reality channel ! They are boring enough the first time you have to sit through it so after the 100th time ................. Who cares !

Is that the one with the washed up fat private detective who is boring as fk on it? Yeah ,instant flick over to another channel when I see that coming

Aye and no wonder the Private Eye missed the drug runner - he was at the wrong station ( Euston does not have a clock, trains from Leeds dont come into Euston)

[lornemalvo]

Any ad in which the actors break into song and dance for no reason. I may be a miserable bd but they get on my nerves. I never watch ads of any description and the simplest solution for me is to mute the TV rather than turn over to a different channel. The sheer number of ads gets on my nerves. The Jeremy Vine Show seems to be the worst afflicted.

[LuS1fer]

lornemalvo said:

Any ad in which the actors break into song and dance for no reason. I may be a miserable bd but they get on my nerves. I never watch ads of any description and the simplest solution for me is to mute the TV rather than turn over to a different channel. The sheer number of ads gets on my nerves. The Jeremy Vine Show seems to be the worst afflicted.

I imagine even an advert for Omaze would be a welcome respite from anything with Jeremy Drone in it...

[21st Century Man]

lornemalvo said:

Any ad in which the actors break into song and dance for no reason. I may be a miserable bd but they get on my nerves. I never watch ads of any description and the simplest solution for me is to mute the TV rather than turn over to a different channel.

It's not just the high volume (which is supposedly not allowed) but the nature of the music too which has me reaching for the mute, sometimes it's like being assaulted in my own home, it leaps out of the screen and punches me in the face. The Freeman's advert is currently one of the worst. Who the hell do they think they are turning my TV's volume up to full blast and sending all those huge hefty women into my lounge to beat me up?

[Finglescave]

And the Oscar goes to - https://youtu.be/pPYkiO5TaFc

Beating off completion from Beagle street and many others.

[james_TW]

The Magnum adverts, all of them - Not once have I heard one "crack" like that... And when it's on the radio, it's worse!

[Milkyway]

Finglescave said:

And the Oscar goes to - https://youtu.be/pPYkiO5TaFc

Beating off completion from Beagle street and many others.

Spouting the old “thirty two & don’t smoke” BS... is that don’t smoke or NEVER smoked.
(And I bet that that sulky little brat gets given the Amazon gift card too)

Edited by Milkyway on Sunday 5th June 18:43

[Cupramax]

The latest Samsung Galaxy advert which has three people on what looks like electric mopeds, despite this some cretin has overdubbed 2 stroke noises.

[Anonymous John]

Wayfair.
"Now that is an iconic lamp.". Said nobody ever.

[LargeRed]

Cupramax said:

The latest Samsung Galaxy advert which has three people on what looks like electric mopeds, despite this some cretin has overdubbed 2 stroke noises.

Only a PetrolHead, ........... only ........

[Milkyway]

LargeRed said:

Cupramax said:

The latest Samsung Galaxy advert which has three people on what looks like electric mopeds, despite this some cretin has overdubbed 2 stroke noises.

Only a PetrolHead, ........... only ........

Only found out on PH recently, that in ‘Back to the future’, the DeLorean was overdubbed by a 928.

[robinessex]

I see Verisure now progressed to the obligatory 'mixed-race mates' scenario in their latest tv ad.